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Sex Jokes

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1 At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
- At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke
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2 The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke
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3 Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
- Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is tr...Read the whole joke
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4 How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke
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5 Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
- Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke
262 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is a yankee?
- What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....Read the whole joke
366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
- What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs....Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
- What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucke...Read the whole joke
282 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Which of the following does not belong?
- Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke
451 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 How do you get Visual Aids?
- How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
- How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke
290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Why do bankers make great lovers?
- Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal....Read the whole joke
291 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke
352 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
- A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke
335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
- The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. H...Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A man is driving down the freeway...
- A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obvi...Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The wife of an older man is distraught...
- The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore...Read the whole joke
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18 The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
- The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned...Read the whole joke
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19 What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
- What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'...Read the whole joke
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20 A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
- A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do...Read the whole joke
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21 Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
- Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one ...Read the whole joke
354 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What is green and eats nuts?
- What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!...Read the whole joke
415 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The aged patient doddered into...
- The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s...Read the whole joke
329 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
- How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels ...Read the whole joke
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25 What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
- What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma'...Read the whole joke
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26 Forgot to pedal
- I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget...Read the whole joke
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27 Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
- Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think yo...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 952 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 906 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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