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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
- At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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| 2 |
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke |
773 |
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| 3 |
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
- Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is tr...Read the whole joke |
800 |
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| 4 |
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 5 |
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
- Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke |
666 |
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| 6 |
What is a yankee?
- What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....Read the whole joke |
814 |
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| 7 |
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
- What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs....Read the whole joke |
766 |
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| 8 |
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
- What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucke...Read the whole joke |
676 |
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| 9 |
Which of the following does not belong?
- Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke |
871 |
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| 10 |
How do you get Visual Aids?
- How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke |
730 |
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| 11 |
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
- How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke |
695 |
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| 12 |
Why do bankers make great lovers?
- Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal....Read the whole joke |
704 |
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| 13 |
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke |
763 |
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| 14 |
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
- A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke |
754 |
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| 15 |
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
- The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. H...Read the whole joke |
772 |
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| 16 |
A man is driving down the freeway...
- A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obvi...Read the whole joke |
806 |
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| 17 |
The wife of an older man is distraught...
- The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore...Read the whole joke |
794 |
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| 18 |
The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
- The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned...Read the whole joke |
751 |
|
| 19 |
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
- What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'...Read the whole joke |
743 |
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| 20 |
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
- A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do...Read the whole joke |
917 |
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| 21 |
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
- Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one ...Read the whole joke |
780 |
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| 22 |
What is green and eats nuts?
- What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!...Read the whole joke |
825 |
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| 23 |
The aged patient doddered into...
- The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s...Read the whole joke |
757 |
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| 24 |
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
- How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels ...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 25 |
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
- What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma'...Read the whole joke |
820 |
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| 26 |
Forgot to pedal
- I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget...Read the whole joke |
775 |
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| 27 |
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
- Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think yo...Read the whole joke |
837 |
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