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Sex Jokes

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1 An elderly man goes into a brothel...
- An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke
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2 A question for Bill Clinton
- A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke
753 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
- What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke
768 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke
759 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
850 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
- Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dolla...Read the whole joke
682 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
- What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke
623 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Definition of bad lover
- Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt th...Read the whole joke
672 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
- A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke
596 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Elderly romance
- There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...Read the whole joke
734 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Social Security Sex
- Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se...Read the whole joke
695 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
819 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
- What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck...Read the whole joke
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14 Course of action
- One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke
652 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Bra sizes
- Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you...Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 It just kills my appetite
- A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Appropriate punishment
- Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad m...Read the whole joke
584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Mysterious picture
- After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he not...Read the whole joke
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19 A husband and wife were out playing golf...
- A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive...Read the whole joke
716 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
- What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...Read the whole joke
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21 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
861 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The right rhythm
- On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke
735 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
- What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling....Read the whole joke
689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What is the Australian for foreplay?
- What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...Read the whole joke
662 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 There was a young girl called Anna...
- There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she ...Read the whole joke
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26 Why is sex like money in the bank?
- Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1193 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 895 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 861 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 850 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 819 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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