| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Marmite Competition
- I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
1787 |
 |
| 2 |
Pray for a bike
- When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke |
1804 |
|
| 3 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
1982 |
 |
| 4 |
Inflatable high heels
- I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke |
1932 |
|
| 5 |
Gas Station
- Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke |
2047 |
|
| 6 |
My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke |
2071 |
|
| 7 |
Paddy
- I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke |
1939 |
|
| 8 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
3272 |
|
| 9 |
Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
2569 |
|
| 10 |
Escalators
- An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke |
1903 |
|
| 11 |
Protesting
- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke |
1747 |
|
| 12 |
Psychic Phenomena
- Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke |
1819 |
|
| 13 |
IRS
- The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke |
2076 |
|
| 14 |
Taxes
- The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke |
1913 |
|
| 15 |
Gas Stations
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke |
1927 |
|
| 16 |
HMO
- My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke |
1837 |
|
| 17 |
Surgery
- I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
2032 |
|
| 18 |
Trick or Treat
- I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
1875 |
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