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Title |
Hits |
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| 1 |
Tribute to the Marines
- |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organ...Read the whole joke |
1253 |
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| 2 |
Choose a punishment
- |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...Read the whole joke |
1156 |
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| 3 |
Painting shows it all
- |At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that ...Read the whole joke |
1160 |
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| 4 |
New chemical warfare
- |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?...Read the whole joke |
1251 |
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| 5 |
Flying near Athens
- |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that ...Read the whole joke |
1320 |
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| 6 |
Military Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic e...Read the whole joke |
1306 |
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| 7 |
How far to the town?
- |A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blister...Read the whole joke |
1209 |
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| 8 |
New officer efficiency
- |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military of...Read the whole joke |
1287 |
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| 9 |
Physical training job
- |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke |
1280 |
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| 10 |
sailor's experience in the Army
- |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.Afte...Read the whole joke |
1286 |
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| 11 |
Convince these students
- |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke |
1374 |
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| 12 |
I am still falling
- |A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling ...Read the whole joke |
1375 |
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| 13 |
Speak more precisely
- |Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are ...Read the whole joke |
1331 |
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| 14 |
Fishing on the lake
- |A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. ...Read the whole joke |
1332 |
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| 15 |
High military ranks
- |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke |
1354 |
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| 16 |
Discuss track types
- |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...Read the whole joke |
1243 |
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| 17 |
An inferiority complex
- |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...Read the whole joke |
1251 |
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| 18 |
Army fitness report
- |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
1279 |
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| 19 |
Impressing the others
- |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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| 20 |
Let's see the world
- |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of...Read the whole joke |
1226 |
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| 21 |
Soldiers in Heaven
- |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" prot...Read the whole joke |
1373 |
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| 22 |
Become more effective
- |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...Read the whole joke |
1200 |
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| 23 |
Bring some more ammo
- |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p...Read the whole joke |
1211 |
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| 24 |
Brag about parents
- |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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| 25 |
Chinese plane crash
- |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
1233 |
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| 26 |
Valid identification
- |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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| 27 |
Military work rules
- |1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statemen...Read the whole joke |
1226 |
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