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Blonde Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke
724 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 I Want Some Milk
- |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke
551 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Question and answer blond jokes
- |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke
543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Blond medical terminology
- |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke
702 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How do I get across that river?
- |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke
545 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Three blonds on death row
- |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke
558 Rating:0 | Voted:2
7 What's in the bag?
- |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke
532 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke
616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Do you know where you were going?
- |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke
710 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Why are you yelling that?
- |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke
536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Want me to paint for you?
- |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke
612 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Fallen bridge
- |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke
663 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Helping a blond lose weight
- |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke
583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 I deserve a first class seat
- |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke
550 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Slot machine winner
- |A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke
667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Do you see the dead bird?
- |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke
557 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke
670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Unlocking your car
- |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke
575 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 First experience horse riding
- |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke
736 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Mind telling me the time?
- |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke
613 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The blonde test taker
- |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. S...Read the whole joke
637 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Turn back your car odometer
- |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...Read the whole joke
642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Shortage of parachutes
- |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke
707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 I can't breathe without that
- |A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke
623 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 How many sheep do I have?
- |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke
583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Let's take a trip to Disney
- |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and ...Read the whole joke
649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What type of prize did you win?
- |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke
597 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 First experience horse riding
- |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 736 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 724 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Do you know where you were going?
- |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 710 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Shortage of parachutes
- |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Blond medical terminology
- |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 702 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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