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Elderly Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke
617 Rating:0 | Voted:8
2 Getting married
- Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...Read the whole joke
538 Rating:0 | Voted:6
3 Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
- Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke
500 Rating:0 | Voted:4
4 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
- An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:8
5 A hearing problem
- An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke
523 Rating:0 | Voted:4
6 This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
- This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke
507 Rating:0 | Voted:6
7 Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
- Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke
491 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
- A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...Read the whole joke
481 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
- An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke
559 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A little old lady walked into the bank...
- A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke
575 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
- How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
- Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke
620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic...
- Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke
538 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A peculiar dress
- Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke
525 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Take in a boarder
- An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke
513 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
806 Rating:0 | Voted:10
17 Abe Lincoln
- An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:4
18 Amicable old lady
- "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:6
19 Can't do
- "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke
570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What's the best thing about turning 65?
- What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke
471 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years...
- An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke
488 Rating:0 | Voted:8
22 Perfectly good eyesight
- Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke
478 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A use for Viagra
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke
571 Rating:0 | Voted:6
24 A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke
571 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Bending it further
- The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke
488 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
- Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke
488 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
- What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke
502 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 806 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
- Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 617 Rating:8 | Voted:1
4 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
- An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 591 Rating:8 | Voted:1
5 A little old lady walked into the bank...
- A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 575 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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