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Title |
Hits |
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| 1 |
Age difference
- What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
1279 |
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| 2 |
God made a man and then rested...
- God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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| 3 |
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
- What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...Read the whole joke |
1209 |
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| 4 |
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting...Read the whole joke |
1182 |
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| 5 |
Mother-in-law burial
- Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ...Read the whole joke |
1239 |
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| 6 |
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
- Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...Read the whole joke |
1409 |
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| 7 |
A story with a moral
- While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...Read the whole joke |
1155 |
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| 8 |
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
- What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...Read the whole joke |
1147 |
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| 9 |
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
- I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke |
1557 |
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| 10 |
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
- Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...Read the whole joke |
1257 |
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| 11 |
Congratulations
- A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke |
1179 |
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| 12 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke |
1306 |
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| 13 |
Difficult shot
- Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
1242 |
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| 14 |
In comparision
- Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke |
1146 |
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| 15 |
Deadly disease
- "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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| 16 |
Devil herself
- A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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| 17 |
Bad news
- A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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| 18 |
Not this time
- There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke |
1305 |
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| 19 |
Nothing but the truth
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke |
1183 |
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| 20 |
Flies
- A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
1200 |
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| 21 |
Want to make love to you
- He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
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| 22 |
Wife-taming method
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke |
1387 |
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| 23 |
Prescription
- This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke |
1181 |
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| 24 |
A Change Of Vows
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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| 25 |
Indicator
- A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke |
1270 |
|
| 26 |
Divorce decision
- "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke |
1232 |
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| 27 |
On inheritance
- A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke |
1462 |
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