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Two guys were discussing popular family trends... - Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...Read the whole joke |
823 |
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2 |
Wise men never marry... - Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....Read the whole joke |
695 |
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3 |
Merry...ied talk - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke |
770 |
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4 |
Bad habits - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke |
695 |
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5 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant... - What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
722 |
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6 |
Men are from earth... - Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....Read the whole joke |
692 |
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7 |
Any married man should forget his mistakes... - Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....Read the whole joke |
757 |
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8 |
A man went to the police station wishing to speak... - A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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9 |
Marriage counseling - A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin...Read the whole joke |
803 |
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10 |
New son-in-law - A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...Read the whole joke |
771 |
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11 |
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married? - Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in th...Read the whole joke |
789 |
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12 |
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke |
794 |
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13 |
She changed me - "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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14 |
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife... - An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. 'What are you doin...Read the whole joke |
769 |
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15 |
Was your wife a virgin when you married? - "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...Read the whole joke |
660 |
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16 |
A man took his wife to the doctors... - A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has co...Read the whole joke |
803 |
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17 |
Six stages of married life - Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Tr...Read the whole joke |
826 |
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18 |
A change of style - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
723 |
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19 |
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing - Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...Read the whole joke |
772 |
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20 |
A well laid out plan - "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're ...Read the whole joke |
824 |
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21 |
A chinese detective - A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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22 |
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend? - What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...Read the whole joke |
706 |
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23 |
Olympic condoms - A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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24 |
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem? - When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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25 |
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new... - The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...Read the whole joke |
686 |
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26 |
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks... - A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks s...Read the whole joke |
729 |
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27 |
What a Woman Really Needs - A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...Read the whole joke |
729 |
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