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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door... - The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobb...Read the whole joke |
765 |
 |
2 |
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners... - The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The inst...Read the whole joke |
819 |
 |
3 |
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was... - Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...Read the whole joke |
860 |
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4 |
Is there a doctor in the house? - A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" ...Read the whole joke |
942 |
 |
5 |
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... - An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...Read the whole joke |
713 |
 |
6 |
Slight confusion - One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house aro...Read the whole joke |
691 |
 |
7 |
Safe sex - A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man starts talking about...Read the whole joke |
700 |
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8 |
A hundred dollars - A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at ...Read the whole joke |
949 |
 |
9 |
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake... - For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting ol...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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10 |
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office... - A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the...Read the whole joke |
794 |
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11 |
These two guys go to a whorehouse... - These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."...Read the whole joke |
743 |
 |
12 |
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar... - A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backof...Read the whole joke |
1033 |
 |
13 |
For their 25th wedding anniversary... - For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...Read the whole joke |
774 |
 |
14 |
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... - A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, ...Read the whole joke |
947 |
 |
15 |
Men are like fine wine... - Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...Read the whole joke |
772 |
 |
16 |
A couple have not been getting along for years... - A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke |
781 |
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17 |
What is the difference between men and women? - What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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18 |
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED - HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings...Read the whole joke |
708 |
 |
19 |
How to dump a guy - Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Ri...Read the whole joke |
779 |
 |
20 |
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest? - How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door...Read the whole joke |
844 |
 |
21 |
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door... - On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h...Read the whole joke |
816 |
 |
22 |
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and... - A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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23 |
A guy was trying to console a friend... - A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, ...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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24 |
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man... - A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, ...Read the whole joke |
866 |
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25 |
If women don't fool around, and men do... - If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?...Read the whole joke |
740 |
 |
26 |
My wife and I are into S & M... - My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard...Read the whole joke |
794 |
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27 |
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day... - A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...Read the whole joke |
851 |
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