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50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
- 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
- TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...Read the whole joke |
1172 |
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| 3 |
If Operating Systems Were Beers
- DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully...Read the whole joke |
1183 |
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| 4 |
Internet Test
- Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty w...Read the whole joke |
1198 |
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| 5 |
Microsoft ad space
- Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Window...Read the whole joke |
1163 |
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| 6 |
Computer Crashed
- My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke |
1300 |
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| 7 |
Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
- Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba...Read the whole joke |
1411 |
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Program Manager
- A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outd...Read the whole joke |
1285 |
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| 9 |
Now thats lazy!
- My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
1291 |
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| 10 |
Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
2340 |
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| 11 |
Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
1201 |
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| 12 |
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily...Read the whole joke |
1159 |
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| 13 |
Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke |
1215 |
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| 14 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
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| 15 |
Computer Dictionary Part I
- BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke |
1233 |
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imigration test
- You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke |
1209 |
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