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Downsizing - Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke |
1406 |
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2 |
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... - An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke |
1468 |
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3 |
Holiday accomodations - Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...Read the whole joke |
1480 |
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4 |
More than a hundred percent - Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint...Read the whole joke |
1359 |
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5 |
Welfare office - A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke |
1532 |
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6 |
New Lumberjack - A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke |
1415 |
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7 |
The Perfect Worker - The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...Read the whole joke |
1417 |
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8 |
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went... - Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits,...Read the whole joke |
1381 |
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9 |
What marketing is - Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...Read the whole joke |
1528 |
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10 |
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together... - Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke |
1545 |
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11 |
Corporate Christmas - ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************...Read the whole joke |
1500 |
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12 |
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day... - The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...Read the whole joke |
1474 |
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13 |
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has... - A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke |
1482 |
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14 |
Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke |
1592 |
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15 |
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring... - The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke |
1604 |
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16 |
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted... - Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...Read the whole joke |
1374 |
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17 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
1692 |
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18 |
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing... - A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke |
1611 |
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19 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X - MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke |
1400 |
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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX - Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Us...Read the whole joke |
1423 |
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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII - Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the ...Read the whole joke |
1530 |
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22 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII - Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke |
1435 |
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23 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI - Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke |
1432 |
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24 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V - Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke |
1367 |
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25 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV - Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...Read the whole joke |
1422 |
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26 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III - Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...Read the whole joke |
1507 |
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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II - Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....Read the whole joke |
1322 |
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