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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
yo mama's teeth - yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke |
1379 |
 |
2 |
Yo mamas so fat ... skittles - Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke |
1398 |
 |
3 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
1693 |
 |
4 |
yo mamma is so ugly... onion - Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke |
1447 |
 |
5 |
yo mamma so fat - Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!...Read the whole joke |
1255 |
 |
6 |
Yo mamma so fat... elevater - Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down....Read the whole joke |
1257 |
 |
7 |
your mama is so fat - Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping....Read the whole joke |
1352 |
 |
8 |
Yo mama is so fat.....website - Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website....Read the whole joke |
1316 |
 |
9 |
yo mama so stupid.. . refund - Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!...Read the whole joke |
1245 |
 |
10 |
yo mama so stupid.. juice - Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!...Read the whole joke |
1240 |
 |
11 |
yo mama is so fat... restaurant - Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....Read the whole joke |
1371 |
 |
12 |
yo mama is so fat.. lost - Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...Read the whole joke |
1333 |
 |
13 |
yo mama is so fat.. shovel - Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....Read the whole joke |
1263 |
 |
14 |
Yo mama in an elevator - Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down....Read the whole joke |
1306 |
 |
15 |
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away - Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....Read the whole joke |
1377 |
 |
16 |
yo mama is so fat.. neck - Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs....Read the whole joke |
1262 |
 |
17 |
yo mama is so fat... driveway - Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway....Read the whole joke |
1326 |
 |
18 |
yo mama so fat.. drivers license - Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...Read the whole joke |
1388 |
 |
19 |
yo mama so fat.. cereal - Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard....Read the whole joke |
1316 |
 |
20 |
yo mama so fat.. disease - Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 y...Read the whole joke |
1239 |
 |
21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
1514 |
 |
22 |
yo mama so fat.. cereal.. - Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish....Read the whole joke |
1327 |
 |
23 |
yo mama so old... tits - Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke |
1257 |
 |
24 |
yo mama so ugly... blind.. - Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry....Read the whole joke |
1273 |
 |
25 |
yo mama so stupid - Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone....Read the whole joke |
1240 |
 |
26 |
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell.. - Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke |
1321 |
 |
27 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
1616 |
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