| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Disorderly conduct
- |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
1291 |
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| 2 |
Red fire fighter
- |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
1426 |
|
| 3 |
A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
1245 |
|
| 4 |
Part of the service
- |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
1204 |
|
| 5 |
What is the future
- |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
1244 |
|
| 6 |
Tell what happened
- |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
|
| 7 |
F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
1380 |
|
| 8 |
Outrageous lying
- |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
1302 |
|
| 9 |
Better prison foods
- |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
1262 |
|
| 10 |
Why the big fight?
- |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke |
1426 |
|
| 11 |
Go to save my friend
- |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke |
1278 |
|
| 12 |
All the strange names
- |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
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| 13 |
Rob the supermarket
- |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke |
1238 |
|
| 14 |
Stop the drunk driver
- |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
1228 |
|
| 15 |
Try to explain yourself
- |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke |
1219 |
|
| 16 |
Reading the scripture
- |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
|
| 17 |
Crying about his life
- |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
1242 |
|
| 18 |
I'm going to a lecture
- |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walki...Read the whole joke |
1252 |
|
| 19 |
K9 is for assistance
- |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke |
1356 |
|
| 20 |
Dealing with trouble
- |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
1177 |
|
| 21 |
Problem with a dog
- |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...Read the whole joke |
1265 |
|
| 22 |
Police are in a chase
- |Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke |
1182 |
|
| 23 |
An FBI investigation
- |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...Read the whole joke |
1264 |
|
| 24 |
Inspecting the truck
- |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke |
1370 |
|
| 25 |
Telephone accident
- |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...Read the whole joke |
1321 |
|
| 26 |
A blonde detective
- |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke |
1308 |
|
| 27 |
Stupid blonde driver
- |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...Read the whole joke |
1254 |
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