| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A passenger announcement.
- This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke |
1338 |
 |
| 2 |
I am called a Princess
- The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke |
1298 |
|
| 3 |
A delicacy
- An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
|
| 4 |
Playing tabla
- Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke |
1342 |
|
| 5 |
Fly out of Genoa
- They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke |
1276 |
|
| 6 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee....
- From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke |
1307 |
|
| 7 |
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on...
- Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke |
1204 |
|
| 8 |
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...
- Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke |
1435 |
|
| 9 |
Helpful advice for travellers
- Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke |
1180 |
|
| 10 |
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...
- Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
1315 |
|
| 11 |
My car
- A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke |
1165 |
|
| 12 |
The fucking lights
- Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke |
1234 |
|
| 13 |
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
- A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke |
1298 |
|
| 14 |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
1254 |
|
| 15 |
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...
- A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke |
1290 |
|
| 16 |
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
- Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
|
| 17 |
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
- Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke |
1286 |
|
| 18 |
The Mohel
- This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
|
| 19 |
Room Service
- This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
|
| 20 |
A great way to spend eternity
- A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke |
1207 |
|
| 21 |
Bathroom control
- One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke |
1161 |
|
| 22 |
The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
- The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...Read the whole joke |
1226 |
|
| 23 |
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...
- Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...Read the whole joke |
1185 |
|
| 24 |
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...
- Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...Read the whole joke |
1239 |
|
| 25 |
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
- A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke |
1333 |
|
| 26 |
Happens
- For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class...Read the whole joke |
1216 |
|
| 27 |
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane...
- There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a...Read the whole joke |
1446 |
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