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Title |
Hits |
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1 |
A passenger announcement. - This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke |
1320 |
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2 |
I am called a Princess - The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke |
1277 |
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3 |
A delicacy - An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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4 |
Playing tabla - Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke |
1318 |
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5 |
Fly out of Genoa - They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
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6 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... - From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke |
1280 |
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7 |
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on... - Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke |
1179 |
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8 |
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor... - Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke |
1413 |
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9 |
Helpful advice for travellers - Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke |
1158 |
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10 |
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
1294 |
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11 |
My car - A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke |
1147 |
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12 |
The fucking lights - Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
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13 |
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City... - A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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14 |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport... - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
1232 |
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15 |
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... - A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke |
1275 |
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16 |
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? - Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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17 |
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants? - Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
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18 |
The Mohel - This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke |
1238 |
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19 |
Room Service - This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...Read the whole joke |
1219 |
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20 |
A great way to spend eternity - A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke |
1189 |
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21 |
Bathroom control - One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke |
1143 |
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22 |
The Zen Master is visiting New York City... - The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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23 |
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking... - Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...Read the whole joke |
1166 |
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24 |
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami... - Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...Read the whole joke |
1218 |
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25 |
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines... - A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke |
1311 |
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26 |
Happens - For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
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27 |
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane... - There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a...Read the whole joke |
1424 |
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