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Travel Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 A passenger announcement.
- This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke
523 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 I am called a Princess
- The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A delicacy
- An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke
530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Playing tabla
- Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Fly out of Genoa
- They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke
561 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 From a Southwest Airlines employee....
- From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke
580 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on...
- Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke
490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...
- Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke
669 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Helpful advice for travellers
- Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke
503 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...
- Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke
566 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 My car
- A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke
464 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The fucking lights
- Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke
490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
- A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke
549 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke
503 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...
- A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke
559 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
- Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke
549 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
- Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke
552 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 The Mohel
- This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke
526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Room Service
- This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...Read the whole joke
467 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A great way to spend eternity
- A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke
465 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Bathroom control
- One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke
437 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
- The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...Read the whole joke
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23 Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...
- Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...Read the whole joke
451 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...
- Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...Read the whole joke
530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
- A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke
581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Happens
- For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class...Read the whole joke
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27 There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane...
- There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a...Read the whole joke
532 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...
- Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 669 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Playing tabla
- Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
- A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 From a Southwest Airlines employee....
- From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 580 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...
- Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 566 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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