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Good sales strategy - Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme...Read the whole joke |
1288 |
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2 |
The company sergent is briefing the recruits... - The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be ...Read the whole joke |
1358 |
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3 |
A drill instructor at Airborne school was... - A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...Read the whole joke |
1191 |
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4 |
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer... - At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke |
1243 |
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5 |
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... - A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He...Read the whole joke |
1254 |
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6 |
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump... - A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke |
1419 |
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7 |
It was the age when knighthood was in flower... - It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a...Read the whole joke |
1235 |
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8 |
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone... - Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan...Read the whole joke |
1244 |
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9 |
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India... - A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke |
1282 |
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10 |
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant... - Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's ...Read the whole joke |
1245 |
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11 |
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years... - A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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12 |
During the Six Day War... - During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow...Read the whole joke |
1307 |
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13 |
The general went to the doctor for a physical... - The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard qu...Read the whole joke |
1312 |
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14 |
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps? - Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!...Read the whole joke |
1306 |
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15 |
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160? - Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon...Read the whole joke |
1315 |
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16 |
By definition - A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke |
1200 |
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17 |
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... - As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...Read the whole joke |
1342 |
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18 |
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap? - Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up....Read the whole joke |
1230 |
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19 |
What time is it? - On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...Read the whole joke |
1294 |
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20 |
Red shirt - Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...Read the whole joke |
1271 |
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21 |
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers... - A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke |
1269 |
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22 |
During the World War II... - During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...Read the whole joke |
1365 |
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23 |
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many... - The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...Read the whole joke |
1290 |
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24 |
A dog for a wife - It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...Read the whole joke |
1240 |
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25 |
During an Army war game... - During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...Read the whole joke |
1402 |
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26 |
The new Ensign was assigned to subs... - The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying ...Read the whole joke |
1277 |
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27 |
Following some duty overseas, the officers... - Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ...Read the whole joke |
1422 |
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