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Children Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke
544 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
668 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A good student
- It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke
525 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Anybody Home?
- A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the m...Read the whole joke
548 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
1172 Rating:0 | Voted:5
7 First grade romance
- An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...Read the whole joke
571 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
627 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What's the best form of birth control after 50?
- What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke
600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
- Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke
513 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Better than playing doctor
- Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A novel grasp on marriage
- The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke
541 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
- A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke
556 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Alphabet
- Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke
517 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
- A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke
518 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...
- A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of ...Read the whole joke
617 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Two children are in a doctor's waiting room...
- Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked ...Read the whole joke
618 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Fair Punishment
- Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke
600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...
- A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke
494 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
619 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
- Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke
594 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...
- To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 One day a boy asks his dad...
- One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke
511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
- The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke
520 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A small boy was lost, so he went up...
- A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke
599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Where is the French border?
- "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke
580 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1172 Rating:5 | Voted:2
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 668 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 627 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 619 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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