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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
1349 |
 |
2 |
Scholarly discussion - A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke |
1559 |
 |
3 |
A good student - It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke |
1319 |
 |
4 |
Anybody Home? - A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the m...Read the whole joke |
1396 |
 |
5 |
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? - What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke |
1468 |
 |
6 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
2445 |
 |
7 |
First grade romance - An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...Read the whole joke |
1360 |
 |
8 |
Drawing God - A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke |
1524 |
 |
9 |
What's the best form of birth control after 50? - What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke |
1355 |
 |
10 |
Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke |
1378 |
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11 |
Little Johnny tried out for the school play... - Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke |
1306 |
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12 |
Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
1331 |
 |
13 |
A novel grasp on marriage - The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke |
1414 |
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14 |
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters... - A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke |
1344 |
 |
15 |
Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
1330 |
 |
16 |
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... - A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke |
1361 |
 |
17 |
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing... - A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of ...Read the whole joke |
1436 |
 |
18 |
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room... - Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked ...Read the whole joke |
1385 |
 |
19 |
Fair Punishment - Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke |
1403 |
 |
20 |
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home... - A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke |
1279 |
 |
21 |
A real bastard - A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke |
1506 |
 |
22 |
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? - Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke |
1448 |
 |
23 |
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails... - To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke |
1484 |
 |
24 |
One day a boy asks his dad... - One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke |
1346 |
 |
25 |
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and... - The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke |
1318 |
 |
26 |
A small boy was lost, so he went up... - A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke |
1404 |
 |
27 |
Where is the French border? - "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke |
1443 |
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