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Children Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 A fortunate coincidence
- John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke
380 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 My dog ate my homework
- "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke
321 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke
430 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Missed the word
- "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke
386 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Their true intention
- One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke
438 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Get married
- Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke
341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
- Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke
425 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Beautiful -- in a sentence
- The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke
420 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Bitter end
- Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke
395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 From Us...
- The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke
409 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke
335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Wear your collar backwards
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Fun fun fun worry worry worry
- A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke
414 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One of my first evenings back from overseas...
- One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke
347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke
337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke
375 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke
465 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
606 Rating:0 | Voted:6
22 A little boy did not go to school one day...
- A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Count till fifty
- The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke
396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
- Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke
354 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke
429 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Mom, can little girls have babies?
- Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke
360 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Quick and clear
- A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke
387 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1520 Rating:5 | Voted:2
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 887 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 862 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 833 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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