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Children Jokes

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1 This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...
- This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...Read the whole joke
382 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A word play
- A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke
358 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
- The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke
398 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Winnie The ????
- "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke
391 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 PUPPY LOVE
- PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little b...Read the whole joke
422 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Little Johnny -- being logical
- Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke
492 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
- The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day ...Read the whole joke
339 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
- Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teache...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
- This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks...Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...
- One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitc...Read the whole joke
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11 Little Johnny comes home from school...
- Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke
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12 Little Johnny says to his mother...
- Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke
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13 Little Johnny walks into his primary school...
- Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke
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14 Little Johnny was in class again...
- Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke
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15 Strict school
- It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that...Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The real treasure
- An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...Read the whole joke
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17 There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...
- There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to ...Read the whole joke
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18 THE IRS LETTER...
- THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of ...Read the whole joke
334 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A wish for Christmas
- A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall ...Read the whole joke
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20 A little girl came running into the house crying...
- A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....Read the whole joke
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21 Old enough for cursing
- Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke
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22 What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
- What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke
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23 Backward Santa
- As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke
310 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
- A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...Read the whole joke
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25 History through the eyes of the eighth graders
- The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade th...Read the whole joke
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26 Mom took little johnny to the doctor...
- Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Little Johnny is coming home from the store...
- Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1520 Rating:5 | Voted:2
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 887 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 862 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 833 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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