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Children Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a...
- A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke
495 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
- What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke
287 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Finding the right answers
- Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...Read the whole joke
337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...
- A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
- Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke
289 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Matering checking
- Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. ...Read the whole joke
376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
- One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke
441 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
- What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke
278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...
- Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke
455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
- A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke
449 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
- Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
- A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke
335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
- One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke
297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke
297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A man was taking his wife...
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke
287 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
- One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke
433 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A circumcision
- Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke
271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A necessary condition
- There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke
427 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
- When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke
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20 Earn it hiking
- A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke
331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Little Johny being literal
- Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke
448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Once when Mary was young her school...
- Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke
379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 One day in class the teacher...
- One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke
319 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
- Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 White Hoose
- I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...
- After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke
416 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1523 Rating:5 | Voted:2
2 Scholarly discussion
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 887 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Drawing God
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 862 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 841 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 834 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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