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Miscellaneous

# Title Hits Rating
1 Politically correct seasons greetings
- POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke
692 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke
522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
- Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke
620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why did the punk cross the road?
- Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke
485 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...
- This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke
535 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke
510 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A dilemma
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke
481 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
- What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke
520 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke
591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What occurs twice in a lifetime...
- What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke
471 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 a dyslexic man walks into a...
- a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke
463 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Christmas flavor
- Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiti...Read the whole joke
489 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The blank tape
- Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts....Read the whole joke
518 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
- What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck....Read the whole joke
505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 How do you make a hot dog stand?
- How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke
601 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Palindromes
- More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke
519 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What's sillier
- John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John :...Read the whole joke
474 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 My twenty cents
- Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...Read the whole joke
545 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 I received a letter from my bank the other day...
- I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke
452 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Why did the skeleton burp?
- Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart....Read the whole joke
520 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 How do I know anything really exists?
- How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard....Read the whole joke
418 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...
- A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children d...Read the whole joke
429 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
- A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke
487 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke
485 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The man walked past the armored car and hears...
- The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...Read the whole joke
495 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
- What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke
438 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What to do
- Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile ba...Read the whole joke
460 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1078 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1017 Rating:9 | Voted:1
3 If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 985 Rating:1 | Voted:1
4 There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 718 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Politically correct seasons greetings
- POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 692 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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