| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A few words of wisdom
- "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat ...Read the whole joke |
650 |
 |
| 2 |
A story with a morale
- A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your s...Read the whole joke |
761 |
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| 3 |
Valentine Day Story
- Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, an...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 4 |
Beware of IRS
- The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a stan...Read the whole joke |
663 |
|
| 5 |
Famous people
- Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...Read the whole joke |
671 |
|
| 6 |
A fun game
- While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won on...Read the whole joke |
662 |
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| 7 |
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...
- There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't...Read the whole joke |
735 |
|
| 8 |
So you don not know Jack Schitt...
- So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fer...Read the whole joke |
721 |
|
| 9 |
Eye sex
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doc...Read the whole joke |
713 |
|
| 10 |
A hearty breakfast
- A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full Eng...Read the whole joke |
652 |
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| 11 |
An abstract joke
- Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says,...Read the whole joke |
630 |
|
| 12 |
A disabled sea captain
- An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye g...Read the whole joke |
625 |
|
| 13 |
A merchant captain and several of his officers...
- A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night asho...Read the whole joke |
674 |
|
| 14 |
The Fisherman
- The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in...Read the whole joke |
738 |
|
| 15 |
A love story
- John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of pe...Read the whole joke |
639 |
|
| 16 |
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...
- There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunctio...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 17 |
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING...
- YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...Read the whole joke |
684 |
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| 18 |
Interesting facts
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound bo...Read the whole joke |
639 |
|
| 19 |
A convincing lesson
- Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. ...Read the whole joke |
759 |
|
| 20 |
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...
- A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to t...Read the whole joke |
691 |
|
| 21 |
All Jews and six Mexicans
- This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America. He...Read the whole joke |
751 |
|
| 22 |
Good advices
- OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address ...Read the whole joke |
665 |
|
| 23 |
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
- What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter....Read the whole joke |
675 |
|
| 24 |
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
- What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!...Read the whole joke |
680 |
|
| 25 |
What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
- What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles....Read the whole joke |
653 |
|
| 26 |
Santa
- Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!...Read the whole joke |
683 |
|
| 27 |
Important thoughts
- *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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