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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
2518 |
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| 2 |
Horses at the Race
- |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke |
1774 |
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| 3 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs
- |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke |
1899 |
|
| 4 |
The Feline Diet
- |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke |
1758 |
|
| 5 |
Giving Cats Pills
- |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke |
1875 |
|
| 6 |
Sounds of the Wild
- |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...Read the whole joke |
1834 |
|
| 7 |
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
- |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke |
1949 |
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| 8 |
Two angry neighbors
- |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke |
1963 |
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| 9 |
Cow on train tracks
- |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke |
1900 |
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| 10 |
Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke |
1848 |
|
| 11 |
Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
2459 |
|
| 12 |
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke |
1744 |
|
| 13 |
Animals Q & A
- |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
1932 |
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| 14 |
Investigating a terrible accident
- |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke |
1836 |
|
| 15 |
Cat technical support problems
- |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke |
2014 |
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| 16 |
This dog is acting bad
- |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke |
1729 |
|
| 17 |
I think that I'm a chicken
- |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke |
1844 |
|
| 18 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
2647 |
|
| 19 |
This is one smart dog
- |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke |
1864 |
|
| 20 |
Two roaches having a discussion
- |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke |
1873 |
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| 21 |
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
- |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke |
1890 |
|
| 22 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
2455 |
|
| 23 |
An amazing talking dog
- |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
1745 |
|
| 24 |
A burglar is in big trouble
- |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
1768 |
|
| 25 |
The preacher buys a parrot
- |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke |
1971 |
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| 26 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
2689 |
|
| 27 |
The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
2408 |
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