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Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
2491 |
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2 |
Horses at the Race - |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke |
1749 |
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3 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke |
1873 |
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4 |
The Feline Diet - |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke |
1721 |
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5 |
Giving Cats Pills - |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke |
1844 |
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6 |
Sounds of the Wild - |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...Read the whole joke |
1802 |
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7 |
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke |
1927 |
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8 |
Two angry neighbors - |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke |
1935 |
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9 |
Cow on train tracks - |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke |
1874 |
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10 |
Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke |
1795 |
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11 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
2428 |
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12 |
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password - |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke |
1715 |
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13 |
Animals Q & A - |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
1902 |
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14 |
Investigating a terrible accident - |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke |
1805 |
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15 |
Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke |
1985 |
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16 |
This dog is acting bad - |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke |
1704 |
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17 |
I think that I'm a chicken - |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke |
1821 |
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18 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
2603 |
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19 |
This is one smart dog - |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke |
1839 |
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20 |
Two roaches having a discussion - |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke |
1844 |
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21 |
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers - |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke |
1868 |
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22 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
2428 |
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23 |
An amazing talking dog - |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
1714 |
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24 |
A burglar is in big trouble - |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
1740 |
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25 |
The preacher buys a parrot - |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke |
1944 |
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26 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
2646 |
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27 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
2378 |
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