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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The amazing flying dog
- |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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| 2 |
Two fools are about to go flying
- |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
906 |
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| 3 |
A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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| 4 |
A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
886 |
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| 5 |
He is a very smart dog
- |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
779 |
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| 6 |
There was just a dog fight
- |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
792 |
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| 7 |
You could feed them a lot faster
- |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
823 |
|
| 8 |
I'll use my seeing eye dog
- |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke |
872 |
|
| 9 |
Never talk to the parrot
- |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke |
768 |
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| 10 |
The story of the bats
- |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke |
780 |
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| 11 |
Worries about mad cow disease
- |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke |
738 |
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| 12 |
Steven Wright on dogs
- |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke |
861 |
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| 13 |
Three very tough mice
- |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke |
769 |
|
| 14 |
A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke |
798 |
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| 15 |
A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
823 |
|
| 16 |
A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
924 |
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| 17 |
A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke |
775 |
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| 18 |
These chickens want books
- |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 19 |
A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke |
737 |
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| 20 |
They're boasting about race records
- |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke |
850 |
|
| 21 |
Purchasing a new bird
- |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattenti...Read the whole joke |
784 |
|
| 22 |
Question and answer animal jokes
- |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ...Read the whole joke |
815 |
|
| 23 |
The Bunny and the Snake
- Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke |
803 |
|
| 24 |
CHICKEN
- Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke |
738 |
|
| 25 |
The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke |
762 |
|
| 26 |
Chucky goes to the movies
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke |
785 |
|
| 27 |
2 jokes
- What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke |
792 |
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