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Animal Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 The amazing flying dog
- |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke
837 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Two fools are about to go flying
- |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke
932 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke
815 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke
920 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 He is a very smart dog
- |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke
808 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 There was just a dog fight
- |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke
816 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You could feed them a lot faster
- |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke
855 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 I'll use my seeing eye dog
- |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke
898 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Never talk to the parrot
- |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke
794 Rating:0 | Voted:10
10 The story of the bats
- |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke
808 Rating:0 | Voted:10
11 Worries about mad cow disease
- |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke
768 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Steven Wright on dogs
- |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke
890 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Three very tough mice
- |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke
798 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke
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15 A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke
854 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke
949 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke
808 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 These chickens want books
- |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke
834 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke
766 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 They're boasting about race records
- |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke
877 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Purchasing a new bird
- |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattenti...Read the whole joke
813 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Question and answer animal jokes
- |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ...Read the whole joke
839 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The Bunny and the Snake
- Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke
836 Rating:0 | Voted:0
- Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke
770 Rating:0 | Voted:7
25 The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke
792 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Chucky goes to the movies
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke
817 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 2 jokes
- What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke
822 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8491 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6739 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6139 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5777 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5660 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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