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Drunks Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke
606 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Sign of drinking problem
- Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke
584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Drinking problem
- Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke
552 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke
495 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 There was a young Scotsman called Andy...
- There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A horrible tragedy
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke
541 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke
472 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Drunk walks into elevator...
- Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke
481 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Lost all my luggage
- McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke
552 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke
435 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke
510 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
- What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 How can you tell?
- "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ...Read the whole joke
522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke
457 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Clearing it
- A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke
451 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
- There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke
496 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke
481 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Two drunks walk into a bar...
- Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke
467 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke
443 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke
682 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...
- There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke
482 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke
570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What is a breathanalyzer?
- "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke
479 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Out of the Greek Myths
- The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
- One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke
491 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 682 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 606 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Sign of drinking problem
- Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 584 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Lost all my luggage
- McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 552 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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