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Lawyer Jokes

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1 Need a new lawyer
- |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...Read the whole joke
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2 Knowing the facts
- |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a tria...Read the whole joke
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3 Advice from lawyers
- |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...Read the whole joke
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4 Merry Christmas law
- |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wish...Read the whole joke
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5 Learning a lesson
- |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke
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6 Demise of a partner
- |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke
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7 You're a lawyer if
- |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke
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8 Halls of Justice
- |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at ...Read the whole joke
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9 Keep that a secret
- |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Car...Read the whole joke
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10 History of lawyers
- |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke
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11 Talk to the judge
- |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke
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12 Unfit words to hear
- |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke
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13 Lawyers on a jury
- |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke
640 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Introduce lawyers
- |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke
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15 Fight to win a case
- |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke
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16 Stupid attorneys
- |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke
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17 Light bulb lawyers
- |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke
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18 Who would steal?
- |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke
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19 Drinking too much
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke
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20 A cold winter night
- |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke
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21 Big ethical dilemma
- |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke
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22 Helping a criminal
- |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke
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23 Offer legal advice
- |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke
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24 Give him an orange
- |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke
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25 Short legal laughs
- |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke
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26 Newest horror movie
- |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke
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27 Seashore with family
- |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Big ethical dilemma
- |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 652 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Lawyers on a jury
- |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 640 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Demise of a partner
- |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Talk to the judge
- |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Short legal laughs
- |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 577 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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