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Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Need a new lawyer - |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...Read the whole joke |
1384 |
 |
2 |
Knowing the facts - |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a tria...Read the whole joke |
1411 |
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3 |
Advice from lawyers - |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...Read the whole joke |
1430 |
 |
4 |
Merry Christmas law - |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wish...Read the whole joke |
1301 |
 |
5 |
Learning a lesson - |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke |
1367 |
 |
6 |
Demise of a partner - |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke |
1551 |
 |
7 |
You're a lawyer if - |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke |
1358 |
 |
8 |
Halls of Justice - |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at ...Read the whole joke |
1367 |
 |
9 |
Keep that a secret - |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Car...Read the whole joke |
1390 |
 |
10 |
History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke |
1352 |
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11 |
Talk to the judge - |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke |
1492 |
 |
12 |
Unfit words to hear - |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
1323 |
 |
13 |
Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
1553 |
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14 |
Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
1364 |
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15 |
Fight to win a case - |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke |
1469 |
 |
16 |
Stupid attorneys - |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke |
1348 |
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17 |
Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke |
1359 |
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18 |
Who would steal? - |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke |
1341 |
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19 |
Drinking too much - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke |
1361 |
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20 |
A cold winter night - |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke |
1272 |
 |
21 |
Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
1516 |
 |
22 |
Helping a criminal - |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
 |
23 |
Offer legal advice - |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke |
1328 |
 |
24 |
Give him an orange - |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke |
1257 |
 |
25 |
Short legal laughs - |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke |
1385 |
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26 |
Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
1375 |
 |
27 |
Seashore with family - |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
1300 |
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