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Aviation Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 International airline
- |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke
682 Rating:0 | Voted:2
2 Teaching the child
- |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke
745 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Training the blonde
- |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke
689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke
730 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke
696 Rating:0 | Voted:6
6 Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke
817 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke
834 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Scary organization
- |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke
793 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke
714 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke
767 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke
733 Rating:0 | Voted:10
12 Fear of bombs on planes
- |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke
653 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The world's smartest man?
- |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke
774 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke
785 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke
698 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke
737 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke
835 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 The plane is crashing into the ocean
- |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke
764 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 The Christmas airport
- |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke
788 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke
776 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke
817 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke
724 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 There is a blond on the plane
- |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke
761 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke
761 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The whole world could be happy
- |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke
682 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke
677 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke
847 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 847 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 835 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 834 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 817 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 817 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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