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Title |
Hits |
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International airline - |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke |
1312 |
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2 |
Teaching the child - |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke |
1393 |
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3 |
Training the blonde - |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke |
1335 |
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4 |
A Skydiving lesson - |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
1357 |
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5 |
Blonde goes flying - |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
1340 |
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6 |
Dream flying planes - |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke |
1509 |
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7 |
Story of my friend - |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
1479 |
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8 |
Scary organization - |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke |
1500 |
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9 |
An emergency landing - |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke |
1339 |
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10 |
Airlines running operating systems - |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
1417 |
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11 |
Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
1395 |
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12 |
Fear of bombs on planes - |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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13 |
The world's smartest man? - |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke |
1432 |
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14 |
A plane flying in the 1930s - |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
1459 |
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15 |
Half off these tickets - |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke |
1325 |
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16 |
The loss of engines - |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
1390 |
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17 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke |
1527 |
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18 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke |
1413 |
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19 |
The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
1468 |
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20 |
Boarding from what gate? - |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
1554 |
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21 |
The blind skydiver - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
1444 |
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22 |
Air Force One crashes - |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
1392 |
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23 |
There is a blond on the plane - |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke |
1419 |
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24 |
Are blind pilots flying? - |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
1399 |
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25 |
The whole world could be happy - |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke |
1458 |
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26 |
Don't be on this flight - |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke |
1302 |
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27 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane? - |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
1544 |
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