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Aviation Jokes
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Flying without a parachute - |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke |
773 |
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2 |
There are lawyers on the flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
721 |
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3 |
Trouble with plane engines - |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke |
745 |
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4 |
Results of damage testing - |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ...Read the whole joke |
676 |
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5 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke |
650 |
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6 |
There's a parrot on the plane - |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke |
642 |
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7 |
There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke |
761 |
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8 |
What was the problem before? - |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke |
727 |
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9 |
What just happened here? - |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke |
729 |
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10 |
Those raccoons are not luggage - |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke |
682 |
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An engineer and a programmer - |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke |
759 |
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Popular Aviation Jokes
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