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Aviation Jokes
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| 1 |
Flying without a parachute
- |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke |
1004 |
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| 2 |
There are lawyers on the flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
937 |
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| 3 |
Trouble with plane engines
- |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke |
960 |
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| 4 |
Results of damage testing
- |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ...Read the whole joke |
893 |
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| 5 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
- |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke |
870 |
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| 6 |
There's a parrot on the plane
- |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke |
866 |
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| 7 |
There was a place crash in Poland
- |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke |
975 |
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| 8 |
What was the problem before?
- |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke |
934 |
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| 9 |
What just happened here?
- |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke |
954 |
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| 10 |
Those raccoons are not luggage
- |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke |
894 |
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| 11 |
An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke |
981 |
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Popular Aviation Jokes
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