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Computers Jokes

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1 Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
- Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke
808 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Thank you for the emails
- THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke
805 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 The Irish Virus
- An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke
788 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke
834 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...
- Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that neve...Read the whole joke
629 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...Read the whole joke
679 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
- Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke
695 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a...
- We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce th...Read the whole joke
751 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
- Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really s...Read the whole joke
668 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke
858 Rating:0 | Voted:4
11 The Y-Zero-K Problem
- The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: A...Read the whole joke
710 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Chain Letter Type IV
- Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...Read the whole joke
672 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Chain Letter Type III
- Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke
684 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Chain Letter Type lI
- Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke
791 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 There are four basic types of chain letters: I
- There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you ...Read the whole joke
669 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke
711 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 If Wang made toasters...
- If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke
678 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 If Cray made toasters...
- If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke
784 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
- If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke
1192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Does DEC still make toasters?..
- Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke
885 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 If Apple made toasters...
- If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke
792 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 If Microsoft made toasters...
- If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke
755 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 If IBM made toasters...
- If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke
705 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...
- Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke
797 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
- What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke
745 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...
- Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke
790 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Acronyms
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke
709 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
- If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 1192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Does DEC still make toasters?..
- Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 885 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 858 Rating:4 | Voted:1
4 From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 834 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
- Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 808 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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