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Politics Jokes

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1 Top 10 McGreevey jokes
- TOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Hi...Read the whole joke
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2 How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
- How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...Read the whole joke
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3 How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...Read the whole joke
1203 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Our next targets
- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke
1285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
- US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke
1344 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....Read the whole joke
1169 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Working With The FBI
- Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What ...Read the whole joke
1183 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells...
- Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...Read the whole joke
1122 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
- When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...Read the whole joke
1207 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Osama Cave Memo
- Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come t...Read the whole joke
1196 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A lying cheat
- Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...Read the whole joke
1135 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
- What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...Read the whole joke
1151 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Fidel dies and goes to heaven...
- Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...Read the whole joke
1184 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped...
- Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...Read the whole joke
1123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 How many people work in the U.S. government?
- One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...Read the whole joke
1080 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters...
- The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, a...Read the whole joke
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17 An IRS scam
- WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...Read the whole joke
1159 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke
1257 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
- What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...Read the whole joke
1082 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?
- What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...Read the whole joke
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21 We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage...
- We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...Read the whole joke
1106 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Bush as a post turtle
- While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while...Read the whole joke
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23 George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal...
- George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white rob...Read the whole joke
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24 A worldwide survey has been carried out with...
- A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON...Read the whole joke
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25 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke
1437 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Presidential Election worries
- Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the subu...Read the whole joke
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27 Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special...
- Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructe...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1437 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
- US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1344 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...
- Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Our next targets
- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1257 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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