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Top 10 McGreevey jokes
- TOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Hi...Read the whole joke |
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How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
- How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...Read the whole joke |
1211 |
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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...Read the whole joke |
1297 |
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Our next targets
- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke |
1373 |
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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
- US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke |
1457 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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Working With The FBI
- Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What ...Read the whole joke |
1272 |
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| 8 |
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells...
- Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...Read the whole joke |
1204 |
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When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
- When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...Read the whole joke |
1300 |
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Osama Cave Memo
- Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come t...Read the whole joke |
1280 |
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A lying cheat
- Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...Read the whole joke |
1223 |
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What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
- What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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| 13 |
Fidel dies and goes to heaven...
- Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list an...Read the whole joke |
1274 |
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped...
- Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gu...Read the whole joke |
1216 |
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How many people work in the U.S. government?
- One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...Read the whole joke |
1166 |
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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters...
- The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, a...Read the whole joke |
1155 |
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An IRS scam
- WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the ...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke |
1346 |
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What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
- What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...Read the whole joke |
1171 |
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What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?
- What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...Read the whole joke |
1205 |
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage...
- We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...Read the whole joke |
1201 |
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Bush as a post turtle
- While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while...Read the whole joke |
1165 |
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George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal...
- George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white rob...Read the whole joke |
1149 |
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A worldwide survey has been carried out with...
- A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON...Read the whole joke |
1238 |
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Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke |
1531 |
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Presidential Election worries
- Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the subu...Read the whole joke |
1276 |
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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special...
- Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructe...Read the whole joke |
1194 |
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