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Politics Jokes

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1 What has four asses?
- What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians....Read the whole joke
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2 George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC...
- George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches t...Read the whole joke
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3 Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical...
- Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furio...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
- What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...Read the whole joke
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5 Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman...
- Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primar...Read the whole joke
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6 Perot corn
- Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about tha...Read the whole joke
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7 What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred...
- What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."...Read the whole joke
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8 Three Republicans walk into a bar...
- Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republic...Read the whole joke
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9 Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
- Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...Read the whole joke
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10 How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
- How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school....Read the whole joke
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11 The Hillary's room
- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's t...Read the whole joke
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12 Clinton country
- A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clin...Read the whole joke
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13 The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to...
- The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...Read the whole joke
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14 Save the country
- A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency ...Read the whole joke
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15 Definition of politics
- Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...Read the whole joke
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16 Ghosts in a White House
- One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what i...Read the whole joke
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17 Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him...
- Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I c...Read the whole joke
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18 President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game...
- President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the gam...Read the whole joke
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19 The Australian liberal party announced today...
- The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...Read the whole joke
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20 Fairy tales
- A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replie...Read the whole joke
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21 BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
- BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of...Read the whole joke
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22 A new bucket
- The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...Read the whole joke
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23 Next US President
- A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...Read the whole joke
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24 Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a...
- Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle....Read the whole joke
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25 Why are politicians like diapers?
- Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....Read the whole joke
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26 The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...
- The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just...Read the whole joke
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27 Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
- Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom want...Read the whole joke
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1 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 984 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...
- Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 846 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
- US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke
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4 Our next targets
- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke
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5 A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke
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