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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What has four asses?
- What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians....Read the whole joke |
665 |
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| 2 |
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC...
- George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches t...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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| 3 |
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical...
- Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furio...Read the whole joke |
702 |
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| 4 |
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
- What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...Read the whole joke |
815 |
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| 5 |
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman...
- Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primar...Read the whole joke |
665 |
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| 6 |
Perot corn
- Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about tha...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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| 7 |
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred...
- What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."...Read the whole joke |
651 |
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| 8 |
Three Republicans walk into a bar...
- Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republic...Read the whole joke |
674 |
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| 9 |
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
- Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...Read the whole joke |
669 |
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| 10 |
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
- How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school....Read the whole joke |
757 |
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| 11 |
The Hillary's room
- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's t...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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| 12 |
Clinton country
- A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clin...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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| 13 |
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to...
- The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending crimin...Read the whole joke |
722 |
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| 14 |
Save the country
- A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency ...Read the whole joke |
708 |
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| 15 |
Definition of politics
- Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...Read the whole joke |
662 |
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| 16 |
Ghosts in a White House
- One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what i...Read the whole joke |
839 |
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| 17 |
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him...
- Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I c...Read the whole joke |
687 |
|
| 18 |
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game...
- President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the gam...Read the whole joke |
684 |
|
| 19 |
The Australian liberal party announced today...
- The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...Read the whole joke |
682 |
|
| 20 |
Fairy tales
- A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replie...Read the whole joke |
716 |
|
| 21 |
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
- BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of...Read the whole joke |
649 |
|
| 22 |
A new bucket
- The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...Read the whole joke |
670 |
|
| 23 |
Next US President
- A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...Read the whole joke |
677 |
|
| 24 |
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a...
- Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle....Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 25 |
Why are politicians like diapers?
- Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....Read the whole joke |
759 |
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| 26 |
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...
- The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just...Read the whole joke |
751 |
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| 27 |
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
- Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom want...Read the whole joke |
665 |
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