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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton...
- If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would...Read the whole joke |
973 |
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| 2 |
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
- What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...Read the whole joke |
917 |
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| 3 |
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
- Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...Read the whole joke |
885 |
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| 4 |
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom...
- One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red...Read the whole joke |
960 |
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| 5 |
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
- What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....Read the whole joke |
879 |
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| 6 |
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results...
- The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas....Read the whole joke |
863 |
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| 7 |
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
- Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may b...Read the whole joke |
955 |
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| 8 |
What has four legs and smells like fish?
- What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 9 |
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
- Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....Read the whole joke |
1051 |
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| 10 |
Newt coming out
- One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...Read the whole joke |
877 |
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| 11 |
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
- A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...Read the whole joke |
1040 |
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| 12 |
A tough dilemma
- Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...Read the whole joke |
840 |
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| 13 |
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
- How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...Read the whole joke |
854 |
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| 14 |
How to call penis
- At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis...Read the whole joke |
881 |
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| 15 |
The definition of sex
- Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. ...Read the whole joke |
924 |
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| 16 |
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
- Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....Read the whole joke |
832 |
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| 17 |
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
- What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...Read the whole joke |
857 |
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| 18 |
And yet another Clinton joke
- They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support....Read the whole joke |
939 |
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| 19 |
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
- Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called...Read the whole joke |
887 |
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| 20 |
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
- What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...Read the whole joke |
980 |
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| 21 |
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
- What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...Read the whole joke |
863 |
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| 22 |
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner...
- Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took i...Read the whole joke |
833 |
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| 23 |
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother...
- Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...Read the whole joke |
872 |
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| 24 |
When that fool Reagan said...
- When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...Read the whole joke |
836 |
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| 25 |
Ken: So Mr. President...
- Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 26 |
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...
- A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of ...Read the whole joke |
924 |
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| 27 |
Build an Ark
- Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is...Read the whole joke |
985 |
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