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Politics Jokes

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1 If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton...
- If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would...Read the whole joke
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2 What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
- What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...Read the whole joke
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3 Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
- Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...Read the whole joke
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4 One day Clinton goes to the bathroom...
- One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red...Read the whole joke
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5 What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
- What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....Read the whole joke
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6 The FBI finally came back with the DNA results...
- The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas....Read the whole joke
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7 Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
- Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may b...Read the whole joke
379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What has four legs and smells like fish?
- What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....Read the whole joke
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9 Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
- Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....Read the whole joke
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10 Newt coming out
- One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...Read the whole joke
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11 Capitalist and Socialist Hell
- A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...Read the whole joke
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12 A tough dilemma
- Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...Read the whole joke
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13 How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
- How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...Read the whole joke
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14 How to call penis
- At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis...Read the whole joke
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15 The definition of sex
- Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. ...Read the whole joke
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16 Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
- Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....Read the whole joke
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17 What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
- What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...Read the whole joke
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18 And yet another Clinton joke
- They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support....Read the whole joke
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19 Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
- Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called...Read the whole joke
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20 What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
- What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...Read the whole joke
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21 What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
- What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...Read the whole joke
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22 Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner...
- Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took i...Read the whole joke
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23 Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother...
- Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...Read the whole joke
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24 When that fool Reagan said...
- When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...Read the whole joke
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25 Ken: So Mr. President...
- Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I...Read the whole joke
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26 A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...
- A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of ...Read the whole joke
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27 Build an Ark
- Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is...Read the whole joke
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1 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 980 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...
- Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared....Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 844 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...
- US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 821 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Our next targets
- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are comi...Read the whole joke
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5 A letter to John Hinkley
- Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 793 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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