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Rating |
1 |
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton... - If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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2 |
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? - What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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3 |
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine? - Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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4 |
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom... - One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red...Read the whole joke |
782 |
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5 |
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? - What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....Read the whole joke |
700 |
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6 |
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results... - The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas....Read the whole joke |
685 |
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7 |
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky? - Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may b...Read the whole joke |
775 |
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8 |
What has four legs and smells like fish? - What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....Read the whole joke |
625 |
 |
9 |
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? - Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm....Read the whole joke |
874 |
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10 |
Newt coming out - One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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11 |
Capitalist and Socialist Hell - A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...Read the whole joke |
853 |
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12 |
A tough dilemma - Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...Read the whole joke |
652 |
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13 |
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton? - How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...Read the whole joke |
670 |
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14 |
How to call penis - At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis...Read the whole joke |
706 |
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15 |
The definition of sex - Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. ...Read the whole joke |
742 |
 |
16 |
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress? - Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....Read the whole joke |
651 |
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17 |
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? - What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...Read the whole joke |
675 |
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18 |
And yet another Clinton joke - They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support....Read the whole joke |
748 |
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19 |
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year? - Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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20 |
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman? - What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...Read the whole joke |
798 |
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21 |
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns? - What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...Read the whole joke |
679 |
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22 |
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner... - Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took i...Read the whole joke |
650 |
 |
23 |
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother... - Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...Read the whole joke |
698 |
 |
24 |
When that fool Reagan said... - When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...Read the whole joke |
641 |
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25 |
Ken: So Mr. President... - Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I...Read the whole joke |
625 |
 |
26 |
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land... - A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of ...Read the whole joke |
729 |
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27 |
Build an Ark - Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is...Read the whole joke |
791 |
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