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Animal World

# Title Hits Rating
1 What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke
1391 Rating:0 | Voted:4
2 Why don't oysters give to charity?
- Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke
1225 Rating:0 | Voted:6
3 An old lady owned two monkeys...
- An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke
1352 Rating:0 | Voted:6
4 How do you catch an elephant?
- How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke
1223 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
- What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....Read the whole joke
1315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
- A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...Read the whole joke
1282 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
1563 Rating:0 | Voted:8
8 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
2195 Rating:0 | Voted:6
9 The Insensitive Gorilla
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke
1258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
- This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke
1339 Rating:0 | Voted:8
11 A Second Opinion
- A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke
1278 Rating:0 | Voted:8
12 Perfect customer
- A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...Read the whole joke
1297 Rating:0 | Voted:8
13 What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
- What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke
1172 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke
1166 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
1426 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Why does an elephant have four feet?
- Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke
1189 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
- Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre...Read the whole joke
1254 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
1501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke
1410 Rating:0 | Voted:8
20 What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
- What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke
1277 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 I've never understood why women love cats...
- I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke
1218 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
- What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke
1220 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke
1215 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke
1262 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke
1258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke
1245 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
1516 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2195 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1563 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1516 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1441 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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