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Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke |
558 |
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2 |
An irresolvable problem - A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke |
767 |
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3 |
I think Rover is getting a bit old... - "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke |
591 |
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4 |
What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke |
631 |
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5 |
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of... - My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke |
601 |
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6 |
Stuttering animal - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke |
610 |
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7 |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park... - A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke |
736 |
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8 |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke |
576 |
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9 |
Persistency Act - A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke |
649 |
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10 |
Some cows view each day as the last roundup... - Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke |
568 |
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11 |
At an auction - During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke |
640 |
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12 |
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke |
634 |
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13 |
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona... - A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke |
637 |
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14 |
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke |
604 |
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15 |
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke |
635 |
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16 |
An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke |
567 |
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17 |
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke |
563 |
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18 |
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke |
692 |
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19 |
Pet owners - There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke |
635 |
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20 |
There were two cats that enjoyed running together... - There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke |
558 |
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21 |
Two neighbors had been fighting each other... - Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke |
781 |
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22 |
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip... - On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke |
563 |
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23 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke |
560 |
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24 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke |
663 |
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25 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke |
550 |
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26 |
Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke |
551 |
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27 |
There were two guys walking down the street... - There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke |
599 |
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