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Animal World

#	Title	Hits
1	Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke	878
2	An irresolvable problem - A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke	1278
3	I think Rover is getting a bit old... - "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke	925
4	What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke	937
5	My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of... - My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke	920
6	Stuttering animal - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke	924
7	A man takes his dog for a walk in the park... - A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke	1092
8	What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke	926
9	Persistency Act - A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke	972
10	Some cows view each day as the last roundup... - Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke	882
11	At an auction - During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke	948
12	What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke	1042
13	A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona... - A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke	979
14	How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke	912
15	A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke	945
16	An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke	892
17	There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke	885
18	What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke	1129
19	Pet owners - There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke	950
20	There were two cats that enjoyed running together... - There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke	897
21	Two neighbors had been fighting each other... - Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke	1156
22	On preparing to return home from an out of town trip... - On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke	898
23	How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke	889
24	How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke	990
25	How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke	909
26	Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke	871
27	There were two guys walking down the street... - There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke	915

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3418
2	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2659
3	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2502
4	The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2427
5	Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2353

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