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Animal World

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1 Why does a dog lick his balls?
- Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke
238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 An irresolvable problem
- A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke
454 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 I think Rover is getting a bit old...
- "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke
292 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
- Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
- My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke
306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stuttering animal
- Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke
314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke
408 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
- Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke
273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Persistency Act
- A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke
353 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
- Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke
263 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 At an auction
- During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke
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12 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
- What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
- A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke
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14 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke
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15 A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
- A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 An elephant...
- An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke
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17 There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
- There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke
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18 What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
- What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke
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19 Pet owners
- There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke
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20 There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
- There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke
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21 Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
- Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke
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22 On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke
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23 How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke
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24 How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke
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26 Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke
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27 There were two guys walking down the street...
- There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1484 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1021 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 931 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
Animal World 882 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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