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His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke 765 8 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke 646 9 For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke 648 10 What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke 739 11 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't... - Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke 745 12 Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke 628 13 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke 727 14 Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke 650 15 What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke 638 16 It's so easy to milk a cow... - It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke 620 17 A man takes his sick dog to the vet... - A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke 665 18 A Duck walks into a bar... - A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke 623 19 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke 678 20 What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke 676 21 What did the elephant say to the naked man? - What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke 660 22 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke 581 23 Did you hear about the blind skunk... - Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke 648 24 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole... - One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...Read the whole joke 749 25 There was once a wide mouth frog... - There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke 711 26 What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke 640 27 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke 838 Pages : 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   Popular Animal World # Title Category Hits Rating 1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke Animal World 2218 2 The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke Animal World 1589 3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke Animal World 1536 4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke Animal World 1518 5 The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke Animal World 1462

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