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Animal World

# Title Hits Rating
1 Dog washing
- A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke
293 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What does a lion call a antelope?
- What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke
341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
- What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
- Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke
376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
429 Rating:0 | Voted:8
8 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
- What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke
296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 For all animal lovers out there
- For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What do you do with a dog with no legs?
- What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke
383 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
- Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke
404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Two goldfish are in a tank...
- Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke
273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke
360 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Two male flies are buzzing around...
- Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke
313 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What has four legs and eight arms?
- Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke
272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 It's so easy to milk a cow...
- It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke
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17 A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A Duck walks into a bar...
- A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
- What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
- What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke
314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke
325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
- What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke
249 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Did you hear about the blind skunk...
- Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke
267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
- One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...Read the whole joke
436 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 There was once a wide mouth frog...
- There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What is grey and comes in quarts?
- What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
- Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1484 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1020 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 931 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
Animal World 882 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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