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Animal World

#	Title	Hits
1	Dog washing - A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke	752
2	What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke	747
3	What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke	720
4	What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke	694
5	Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other... - Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke	791
6	A boy and girl octopus out on a date... - A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke	803
7	A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke	826
8	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke	698
9	For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke	704
10	What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke	800
11	Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't... - Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke	802
12	Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke	712
13	A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke	804
14	Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke	726
15	What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke	694
16	It's so easy to milk a cow... - It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke	680
17	A man takes his sick dog to the vet... - A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke	734
18	A Duck walks into a bar... - A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke	678
19	What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke	748
20	What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke	746
21	What did the elephant say to the naked man? - What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke	712
22	What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke	654
23	Did you hear about the blind skunk... - Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke	704
24	One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole... - One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...Read the whole joke	801
25	There was once a wide mouth frog... - There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke	809
26	What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke	718
27	What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke	925

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2336
2	The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1687
3	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1626
4	Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1623
5	Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1614

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