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Title |
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| 1 |
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke |
1629 |
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| 2 |
Why don't oysters give to charity?
- Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke |
1337 |
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| 3 |
An old lady owned two monkeys...
- An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke |
1452 |
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| 4 |
How do you catch an elephant?
- How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke |
1309 |
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| 5 |
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
- What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....Read the whole joke |
1408 |
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| 6 |
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
- A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...Read the whole joke |
1377 |
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| 7 |
The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke |
1689 |
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| 8 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
2340 |
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| 9 |
The Insensitive Gorilla
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke |
1361 |
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| 10 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
- This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
1442 |
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| 11 |
A Second Opinion
- A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke |
1408 |
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| 12 |
Perfect customer
- A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...Read the whole joke |
1422 |
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| 13 |
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
- What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke |
1261 |
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| 14 |
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke |
1269 |
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| 15 |
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke |
1516 |
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| 16 |
Why does an elephant have four feet?
- Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke |
1309 |
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| 17 |
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
- Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre...Read the whole joke |
1359 |
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| 18 |
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
1626 |
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| 19 |
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
1603 |
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| 20 |
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
- What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke |
1372 |
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| 21 |
I've never understood why women love cats...
- I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke |
1314 |
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| 22 |
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
- What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke |
1315 |
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| 23 |
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke |
1311 |
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| 24 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke |
1367 |
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| 25 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
1357 |
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| 26 |
What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke |
1360 |
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| 27 |
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke |
1618 |
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