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Animal World

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1 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
- Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke
302 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Where do you find a no legged dog?
- Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke
336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke
401 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
- How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Two guys go hunting...
- Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke
301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 This man goes into the doctor with his...
- This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke
371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Beware of dog!
- Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke
423 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
813 Rating:0 | Voted:10
12 You know why a dog licks his ass?
- You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke
273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Almost no diffenrence
- "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke
373 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke
404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Excerpts from the rural life
- A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke
288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 With best intentions
- As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke
527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke
339 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Want some chicken?
- Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke
321 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke
261 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
- Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke
274 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
- Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke
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22 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke
311 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke
387 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
- Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke
303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke
420 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Wife comes home to find the old man...
- Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1513 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1032 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke
Animal World 971 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke
Animal World 952 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
Animal World 894 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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