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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke |
699 |
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2 |
Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke |
721 |
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3 |
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? - What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke |
814 |
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4 |
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years... - A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke |
700 |
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5 |
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke |
688 |
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6 |
Two guys go hunting... - Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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7 |
A duck walks into a general store... - A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke |
693 |
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8 |
A woman was thinking about finding a pet... - A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke |
784 |
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9 |
This man goes into the doctor with his... - This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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10 |
Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke |
823 |
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11 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
1606 |
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12 |
You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke |
655 |
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13 |
Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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14 |
A man in a state of excessive inebriation... - A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke |
788 |
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15 |
Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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16 |
With best intentions - As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke |
909 |
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17 |
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke |
750 |
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18 |
Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke |
699 |
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19 |
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke |
650 |
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20 |
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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21 |
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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22 |
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke |
719 |
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23 |
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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24 |
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke |
698 |
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25 |
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
809 |
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26 |
Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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27 |
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement... - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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