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Science Jokes

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1 Two condoms walk past a gay bar...
- Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke
426 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
- How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...Read the whole joke
503 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to...
- Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
- What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...Read the whole joke
515 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
- Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....Read the whole joke
454 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
- What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away....Read the whole joke
456 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
- How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke
707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What's the definition of AIDS?
- What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke
458 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room...
- A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposin...Read the whole joke
450 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for...
- These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You k...Read the whole joke
454 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
- Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning....Read the whole joke
431 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon...
- Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next...Read the whole joke
435 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian....
- A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam r...Read the whole joke
440 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
- Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...Read the whole joke
490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
- Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o...Read the whole joke
502 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The first time in the gay bar
- A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest custo...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Two homosexuals were talking when...
- Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last...Read the whole joke
487 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A worried patient went to his psychiatrist...
- A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing,...Read the whole joke
448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay...
- Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed...Read the whole joke
487 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
- What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt....Read the whole joke
478 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
- Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara...Read the whole joke
409 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
1180 Rating:0 | Voted:1
23 How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
- How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Roo...Read the whole joke
484 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Two fags were walking down the street and...
- Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...Read the whole joke
532 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
- What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke
511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
- How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit....Read the whole joke
508 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
- What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke
592 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1180 Rating:1 | Voted:1
2 Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
- Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 860 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
- How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Two gay men were in bed fooling around...
- Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 681 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
- What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 592 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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