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Science Jokes

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1 Lesbians can also take Viagra
- Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues....Read the whole joke
347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
- How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling....Read the whole joke
329 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Two gay men were in bed fooling around...
- Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...Read the whole joke
863 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
- Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off....Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 4 gay guys walk into a bar...
- 4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsi...Read the whole joke
291 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
- What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why do gay men have moustaches?
- Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks....Read the whole joke
251 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What did one gay sperm say to the other?
- What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit....Read the whole joke
265 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked...
- A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G...Read the whole joke
277 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
- What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri...Read the whole joke
444 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
- What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating....Read the whole joke
428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A woman orders a chicken sandwhich...
- A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to fig...Read the whole joke
291 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What is the first symptom of AIDS?
- What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass....Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED...
- THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE ...Read the whole joke
385 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 How do faggots get a condom off?
- How do faggots get a condom off? They fart....Read the whole joke
255 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
- A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "G...Read the whole joke
402 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 My feminine side
- Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attract...Read the whole joke
307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
- Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What do you call a gay man scrotum?
- Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!...Read the whole joke
344 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
- What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Sword playing
- Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know,...Read the whole joke
302 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Wrong joke
- A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...Read the whole joke
310 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
- Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps...Read the whole joke
288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
- What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 This one is really disgusting...
- Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the wood...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 There is 2 fags walking down the beach...
- There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the sand with their feet. ...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A name for a penis
- A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1530 Rating:1 | Voted:1
2 Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
- Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1095 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
- How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 887 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Two gay men were in bed fooling around...
- Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 863 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
- What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 805 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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