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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
- Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...Read the whole joke
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2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
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3 A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
- A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke
1248 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A push
- A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke
1080 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
1357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Royalty and W
- At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...Read the whole joke
1205 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The price is right
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke
1153 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Communication problem
- There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ...Read the whole joke
1188 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
1297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
- Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...Read the whole joke
1223 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A girl and an elephant
- Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke
1221 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Ass-corked
- Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke
1153 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Card games
- A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke
1176 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke
1114 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
- A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke
1122 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Over the counter
- A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...Read the whole joke
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17 The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
- The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke
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18 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
1318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
- Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke
1207 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
1148 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A wild party
- Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke
1118 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
1413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke
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24 A department store had to call off its special...
- A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke
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25 Fluffy died
- This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke
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26 The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke
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27 Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
- Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
Situations 1413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
Situations 1381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
Situations 1357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 1318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
Situations 1297 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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