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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's... - Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...Read the whole joke |
1213 |
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2 |
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke |
1469 |
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3 |
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply... - A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke |
1335 |
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4 |
A push - A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke |
1174 |
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5 |
Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke |
1444 |
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6 |
Royalty and W - At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...Read the whole joke |
1292 |
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7 |
The price is right - A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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8 |
Communication problem - There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ...Read the whole joke |
1289 |
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9 |
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke |
1385 |
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10 |
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors... - Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...Read the whole joke |
1307 |
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11 |
A girl and an elephant - Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke |
1325 |
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12 |
Ass-corked - Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke |
1243 |
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13 |
Card games - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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14 |
A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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15 |
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs... - A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke |
1226 |
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16 |
Over the counter - A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...Read the whole joke |
1229 |
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17 |
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to... - The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke |
1197 |
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18 |
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke |
1413 |
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19 |
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country... - Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke |
1298 |
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20 |
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke |
1242 |
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21 |
A wild party - Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke |
1201 |
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22 |
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke |
1502 |
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23 |
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves... - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke |
1196 |
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24 |
A department store had to call off its special... - A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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25 |
Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
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26 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided... - The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
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27 |
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend... - Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...Read the whole joke |
1298 |
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