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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
836 |
 |
2 |
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea... - An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke |
935 |
 |
3 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... - A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
784 |
 |
4 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy... - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
921 |
 |
5 |
Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
814 |
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6 |
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
722 |
 |
7 |
A yard sale - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
858 |
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8 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
808 |
 |
9 |
During WW II an American soldier... - During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke |
799 |
 |
10 |
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... - Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke |
829 |
 |
11 |
A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
827 |
 |
12 |
How many does it take? - Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke |
885 |
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13 |
37 mating positions - What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
765 |
 |
14 |
The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
810 |
 |
15 |
Strategy - The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke |
920 |
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