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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...
- Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke
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2 A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
- A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
- The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke
433 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
- A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke
340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
- An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...Read the whole joke
377 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
- Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...Read the whole joke
418 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Three calamities
- Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...Read the whole joke
339 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 My name is Brown
- A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke
341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Two guys are out hunting deer...
- Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...Read the whole joke
387 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A man let out a humongous burp...
- A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke
384 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
- Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke
465 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
- Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke
462 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
- How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke
396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A little town had a high birth rate that...
- A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
- A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke
452 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...
- An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
- A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke
401 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A wide selection
- "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke
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19 Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
- Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke
361 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
- A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke
430 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A dancing duck
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke
394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
- Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke
440 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
- The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke
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24 How'd you get that black eye?
- First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...Read the whole joke
426 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
- Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke
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26 An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
- An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke
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27 Two men went to the desert for a vacation...
- Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
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2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
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3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
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4 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
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5 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
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