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Title |
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1 |
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and... - Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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2 |
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night... - A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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3 |
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... - The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke |
773 |
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4 |
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke |
688 |
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5 |
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly... - An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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6 |
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward... - Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...Read the whole joke |
783 |
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7 |
Three calamities - Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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8 |
My name is Brown - A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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9 |
Two guys are out hunting deer... - Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...Read the whole joke |
776 |
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10 |
A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke |
744 |
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11 |
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke |
810 |
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12 |
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets... - Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke |
813 |
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13 |
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? - How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke |
774 |
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14 |
A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke |
734 |
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15 |
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke |
825 |
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16 |
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests... - An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....Read the whole joke |
711 |
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17 |
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch... - A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke |
742 |
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18 |
A wide selection - "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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19 |
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving... - Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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20 |
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke |
804 |
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21 |
A dancing duck - A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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22 |
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died... - Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke |
781 |
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23 |
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms... - The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke |
744 |
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24 |
How'd you get that black eye? - First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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25 |
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at... - Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke |
750 |
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26 |
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke |
763 |
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27 |
Two men went to the desert for a vacation... - Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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