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Situations

# Title Hits Rating
1 Only once
- "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...Read the whole joke
343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
- One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...Read the whole joke
318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 One day a lady went to the doctors office
- One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in ...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
- The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke
377 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke
292 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
- It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...Read the whole joke
407 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
- A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke
337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Buy me bras!
- "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
- While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke
388 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Barbie and G.I. Joe
- Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke
271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 African roulette
- A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke
359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Forget your daughter...
- Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Ballroom please!
- This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Gimme some aspirin!
- Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
- These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke
272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke
239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
- There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke
378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
- A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke
396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
- Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...Read the whole joke
359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
- One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Free meat
- It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke
263 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke
259 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke
Situations 914 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke
Situations 877 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Great roof
- A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke
Situations 874 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
Situations 812 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 811 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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