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Situations

#	Title	Hits
1	Only once - "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...Read the whole joke	743
2	One day Pete was complaining to his friend... - One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...Read the whole joke	729
3	One day a lady went to the doctors office - One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in ...Read the whole joke	701
4	The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning... - The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke	780
5	A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table... - A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke	671
6	It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency... - It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...Read the whole joke	841
7	A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top... - A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke	756
8	A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one... - A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke	745
9	A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road... - A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke	713
10	A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady... - A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke	722
11	Buy me bras! - "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke	689
12	While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new... - While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke	789
13	A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down... - A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke	720
14	Barbie and G.I. Joe - Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke	657
15	African roulette - A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke	816
16	Forget your daughter... - Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke	748
17	Ballroom please! - This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke	688
18	Gimme some aspirin! - Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke	740
19	These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around... - These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke	663
20	A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball... - A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke	632
21	There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer... - There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke	744
22	A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla... - A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke	787
23	A woman walks into a tattoo parlour... - A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke	812
24	Three college roommates -- two females and a male... - Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...Read the whole joke	764
25	One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world... - One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke	710
26	Free meat - It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke	639
27	The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own... - The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke	644

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	Situations	1577
2	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	Situations	1535
3	Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke	Situations	1515
4	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	Situations	1481
5	Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke	Situations	1456

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