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Business Jokes

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1 Where does he work?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first....Read the whole joke
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2 Economics textbooks
- |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke
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3 Economists in parades
- |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troop...Read the whole joke
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4 Bad computer viruses
- |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of l...Read the whole joke
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5 Economics astrology
- |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke
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6 Dinosaurs are talking
- |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an ...Read the whole joke
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7 Half a year to live
- |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry...Read the whole joke
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8 Catching a criminal
- |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate ...Read the whole joke
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9 Talking on the plane
- |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke
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10 I have a big problem
- |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke
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11 Economics ruins life
- |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke
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12 Economist Valentines
- |Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr...Read the whole joke
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13 An economist's logic
- |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...Read the whole joke
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14 Poem about Economics
- |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not ...Read the whole joke
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15 An economist's speech
- |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...Read the whole joke
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16 Question and answer
- |An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is ...Read the whole joke
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17 Why study Economics?
- |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h...Read the whole joke
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18 Finding accountants
- |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "D...Read the whole joke
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19 Counting some sheep
- |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I ...Read the whole joke
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20 Accountant and farmer
- |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. St...Read the whole joke
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21 Did you pay taxes?
- |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his rec...Read the whole joke
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22 Hiring an accountant
- |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo...Read the whole joke
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23 Businessman is dying
- |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when...Read the whole joke
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24 Accountant in Heaven
- |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy cro...Read the whole joke
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25 Stockbroker at I.R.S.
- |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appoint...Read the whole joke
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26 Buying your ticket
- |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t...Read the whole joke
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27 Business one-liners 01
- |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Poem about Economics
- |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not ...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 987 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Stockbroker at I.R.S.
- |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appoint...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Buying your ticket
- |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 An economist's logic
- |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Economics ruins life
- |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 639 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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