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Food Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Wise cooking advice
- |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke
473 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Placing your order
- |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke
552 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Food quotes and quips
- |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke
501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Purchasing a turkey
- |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke
486 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Bottle of Evian water?
- |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke
494 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke
964 Rating:0 | Voted:1
7 Food laughs & humor
- |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke
560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Bad convenience foods
- |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke
629 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 M&M Evolution theory
- |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke
593 Rating:0 | Voted:6
10 Caffeine addict quiz
- |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke
526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The bachelor's diet
- |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke
475 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The results of a study
- |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke
569 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Thin People Don't
- |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke
509 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 We could have been here sooner
- |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke
498 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A great fruit cake recipie
- |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke
501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 I have a Microsoft waiter
- |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke
529 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
595 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Food fight in a store
- |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke
472 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 An error publishing an article
- |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke
514 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Studying the twinkies
- |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke
559 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke
586 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What is this?
- |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke
486 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
- |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke
468 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Ice cream flavor galore
- |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke
501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Purchasing power of burgers
- |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke
442 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Purchasing mailing lists
- |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke
510 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 You can now eat your own plate
- |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke
569 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 964 Rating:1 | Voted:1
2 Bad convenience foods
- |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 629 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 595 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 M&M Evolution theory
- |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 593 Rating:6 | Voted:1
5 Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 586 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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