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Category |
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Rating |
1 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6319 |
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2 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5709 |
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3 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5636 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5381 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5283 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2421 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2325 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2276 |
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9 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2246 |
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10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2238 |
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11 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2214 |
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12 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2180 |
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13 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2176 |
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14 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2142 |
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15 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2139 |
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16 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2110 |
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17 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2099 |
 |
18 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2093 |
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19 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2093 |
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20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2074 |
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21 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2063 |
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22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2048 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2031 |
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24 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2026 |
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25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
1978 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs... - Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to cam...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
599 |
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2 |
Different Treatments - A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always prom...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
582 |
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3 |
Answering Machine Recording - Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1004 |
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4 |
Bird jokes 02 - |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
536 |
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5 |
A blonde went to the appliance store sale... - A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
646 |
 |
6 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1335 |
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7 |
Elephant jokes 12 - |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
528 |
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8 |
Weapons of Mass Destruction - A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
981 |
 |
9 |
The Pope took a philosophy professor... - The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
616 |
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10 |
The priest was preparing a man... - The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
544 |
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11 |
Far East - Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1008 |
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12 |
You can't bring that dog in this bar - |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
532 |
 |
13 |
What time is it? - On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes |
1095 |
 |
14 |
Seashore with family - |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1038 |
 |
15 |
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to... - A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
733 |
 |
16 |
Jelly - I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
621 |
 |
17 |
Story of my friend - |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
1279 |
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18 |
Get money to heaven - |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
571 |
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19 |
A guide to walking tigers - |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
672 |
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20 |
Will I live any longer? - |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
667 |
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21 |
This snow plow driver from North Dakota... - This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
625 |
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22 |
How are men like UFOs? - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1117 |
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23 |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk... - Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
716 |
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24 |
Tough job - A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
655 |
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25 |
Clean those restrooms - |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
1136 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1335 |
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2 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1123 |
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3 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1302 |
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4 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1207 |
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5 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1526 |
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6 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1247 |
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7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1914 |
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8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1073 |
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9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1255 |
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10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1298 |
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11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1895 |
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12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1298 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1270 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1239 |
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15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1229 |
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16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1414 |
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17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1290 |
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18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1314 |
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19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1230 |
 |
20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1260 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1136 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1307 |
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23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1289 |
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24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1292 |
 |
25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1363 |
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