Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4896
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4530
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4394
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4127
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3993
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1857
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1741
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1677
9	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1658
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1658
11	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1650
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1646
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1641
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1622
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1573
16	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1566
17	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1566
18	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1562
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1544
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1534
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1510
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1496
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1492
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1475
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1440

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand - 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	872
2	Half off these tickets - |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	770
3	Orgasmic Problems - The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-m...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	247
4	GIRL'S CONFESSION - GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	530
5	Harpsichord jokes - |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	642
6	Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation... - Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	291
7	There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night... - There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	753
8	Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1192
9	Whats the definition of a perfect woman? - Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	372
10	man and E.T - |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	696
11	Giving away a horse - |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	576
12	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	818
13	The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant... - The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	405
14	Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? - Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	381
15	A fair price - A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	288
16	After the fall in Garden of Eden... - After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	313
17	A thin mouse! - |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	383
18	Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche... - Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	452
19	What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? - What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	325
20	The highly-skilled fly - |A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	417
21	Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship... - Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Impro...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	287
22	Public school dangers - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	366
23	You might be a redneck if... possum - There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	786
24	What is the definition of a virgin? - What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	353
25	Rabbi's anniversary present - A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii f...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	713

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	775
2	Mom, I'm pregnant! - One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	935
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	804
4	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	771
5	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	683
6	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	912
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1403
8	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	775
9	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1366
10	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	709
11	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	755
12	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	723
13	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	927
14	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	829
15	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	820
16	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	724
17	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	780
18	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	811
19	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	812
20	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	770
21	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	803
22	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	785
23	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	334
24	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	679
25	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	736