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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5223 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4805 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4691 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4437 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1969 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1855 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1789 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1771 Rating:4 | Voted:8
10 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1770 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1753 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1748 Rating:5 | Voted:2
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1748 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1724 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1679 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1664 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1648 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1640 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1616 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1603 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1601 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1577 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1535 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
- What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 845 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Try to spell that name
- |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the dri...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Your spinning me a yarn here!
- |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
- What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 697 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 I flattened your cat
- |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 An elephant...
- An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke
Animal World 308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Food fight in a store
- |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 741 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...
- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 You Know You're Out Of College When...
- 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 893 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 On their wedding night the husband was so self...
- On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Bill Gates can choose his punishment
- |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Bonkistry
- Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Is this really your third marriage?
- Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Because they squeak!
- |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 380 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 815 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Don't Forget!
- An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 491 Rating:6 | Voted:1
19 Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 963 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 I Want to Buy That
- |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
- An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 855 Rating:8 | Voted:1
22 What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
- What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 816 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 771 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Lawyer Means...
- What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 323 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A lesson in ebonics
- A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 453 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 875 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 905 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 872 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 778 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1029 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 840 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1496 Rating:10 | Voted:2
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 868 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1456 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 877 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 810 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 848 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 812 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1007 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 915 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 911 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 815 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 867 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 907 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 901 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 872 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 917 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 880 Rating:10 | Voted:4
24 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 418 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 772 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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