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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4611 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4223 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4118 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3808 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1723 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1608 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1558 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1551 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1545 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1542 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1525 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1482 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1474 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1460 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1447 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1443 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1412 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1396 Rating:6 | Voted:4
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1392 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1384 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1371 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1335 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 seconds to live
- Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 676 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Business and fishing
- |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand an...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 674 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Controlling your spouse
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Three people were standing on the Titanic...
- Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinki...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Half a year to live
- |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 662 Rating:6 | Voted:1
7 The seven kinds of passionate women
- The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 294 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 If you take an Oriental person and spin him...
- If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 767 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...
- An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 277 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 yo mama so fat.. drivers license
- Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 716 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Seminars for a woman
- |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has cre...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 elephant sex
- Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems...
- Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...
- An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 272 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Sister Margaret died...
- Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 406 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
- Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 294 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Become more effective
- |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 602 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
- What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Persistency Act
- A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke
Animal World 333 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
- After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What's the most active muscle in a woman?
- Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
- Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke
Animal World 380 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1322 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1299 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1272 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1280 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 681 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 715 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 711 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 670 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 535 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1319 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 967 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1335 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 927 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1050 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 752 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 750 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 488 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 607 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1232 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 803 Rating:9 | Voted:3
21 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 860 Rating:9 | Voted:3
22 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1271 Rating:9 | Voted:1
23 Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 731 Rating:9 | Voted:2
24 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 658 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 943 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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