Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5833
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5272
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5154
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4950
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4831
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2180
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2070
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2019
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1981
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1970
11	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1967
12	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1943
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1938
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1915
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1885
16	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1868
17	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1855
18	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1855
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1845
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1843
21	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1816
22	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1813
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1788
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1767
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1728

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	620
2	Buying a New Farm - |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1130
3	Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? - Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	466
4	A seal visits a local bar - |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	551
5	Doing the right thing - Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum ...Read the whole joke	Situations	434
6	A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... - A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twent...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	481
7	Would you define OCR? - |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	723
8	There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	515
9	I am still falling - |A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1045
10	It has been determined that having sex before... - It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	489
11	Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	568
12	Three is equal to four - |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reo...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	495
13	What causes arthritis? - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	485
14	Wrong joke - A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	429
15	He simply croaked! - |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	449
16	A guy rings work and says... - A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	481
17	A tough case was being argued in court... - A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	892
18	Monkey travels in space - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	404
19	Breakfast was my idea - It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	610
20	A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man... - A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	539
21	Social Security Sex - Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	939
22	Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	485
23	Evaluating this painting - |A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden o...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	901
24	College by Dave Barry - College by Dave Barry M...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	449
25	Waiting Room - I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	560

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1097
2	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	891
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1063
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	976
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1278
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1018
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1678
8	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	862
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1045
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1089
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1644
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1073
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1025
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1015
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	989
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1192
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1084
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1079
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	987
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1040
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	914
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1086
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1073
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1059
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1130