Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4681
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4300
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4189
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3880
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3708
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1763
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1650
8	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1590
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1586
10	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1581
11	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1576
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1558
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1556
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1554
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1512
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1506
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1490
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1489
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1475
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1451
21	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1426
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1425
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1420
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1414
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1367

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Evaluation comments - |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	663
2	Lawyer's Birthday Gift - What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	320
3	Charlton are good enough - |The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance an...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	306
4	yo mama so old... tits - Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	608
5	Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	273
6	The three stages of sex in marriage. - The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	270
7	A sign - WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	384
8	Arriving at Heaven - |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	602
9	What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	322
10	Blonde and Hairdresser - A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	353
11	Realistically and Hypothetically.... - A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference w...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	385
12	Evaluating this painting - |A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden o...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	670
13	A work of art - A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	369
14	A clever court case - One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-d...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	274
15	Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? - Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	245
16	Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach... - Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	342
17	As the end of the day drew near... - As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his of...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	412
18	Traveling on the train - |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	593
19	A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke	Situations	611
20	First Aid Course - When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke	Situations	292
21	What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	371
22	A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse... - A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	285
23	The Three Laws of Thermodynamics - The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	335
24	What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	299
25	An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	690

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	731
2	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	708
3	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1328
4	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	721
5	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	685
6	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1304
7	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	663
8	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	712
9	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	748
10	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	750
11	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	707
12	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	740
13	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	725
14	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	281
15	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	613
16	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	568
17	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	669
18	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1355
19	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1003
20	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1367
21	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	960
22	Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1084
23	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	779
24	Clean those restrooms - |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	753
25	An engineer and a programmer - |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	372