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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 9946 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8245 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7548 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7247 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6971 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 4957 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3938 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3835 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 3768 Rating:3 | Voted:1
10 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3728 Rating:7 | Voted:6
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3723 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 3613 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3610 Rating:6 | Voted:3
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3609 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3584 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3513 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3503 Rating:7 | Voted:3
19 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3483 Rating:7 | Voted:9
20 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 3456 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 3443 Rating:5 | Voted:2
22 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 3431 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 3427 Rating:1 | Voted:1
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 3415 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3391 Rating:10 | Voted:4


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Stick your tongue out...
- Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 1076 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Blonde Car Accident
- |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 882 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
- Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 998 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A little kid comes running into the backyard...
- A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 874 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Question answer 03
- |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as t...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 1889 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2013 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
- If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 959 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
- Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke
Animal World 874 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 31??..32???
- At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball t...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1857 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke
Animal World 948 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A rubbish bin!
- |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 942 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
- Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke
Situations 1010 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Thankful he's drunk
- |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 888 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
- Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
- |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 974 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What should they get?
- |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 928 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 He just beetled off!
- |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 920 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
- How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 964 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Settling a cow case
- |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 1742 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A blonde detective
- |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1867 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The Speed of Time by Age
- The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 912 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Who keeps saying those things?
- |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 2259 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...
- Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," sai...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 956 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 How are you doing?
- |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 1742 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 9946 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1864 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2889 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2475 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2639 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2577 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 3269 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3391 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2701 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2760 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3290 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 2651 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 3018 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
- President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 2122 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 2612 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 2590 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2923 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2618 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2818 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2691 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2569 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2513 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2698 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2657 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 2651 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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