Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4573
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4173
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4069
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3742
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3568
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1701
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1589
8	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1541
9	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1530
10	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1527
11	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1526
12	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1505
13	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1502
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1500
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1469
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1455
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1443
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1432
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1426
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1396
21	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1383
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1378
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1356
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1350
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1316

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1072
2	Who is doing the work around here? - |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	253
3	Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls... - Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	245
4	A pool table? - |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	283
5	Paying Rent - "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money pl...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	303
6	Who is Drunk????? - The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	254
7	A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job... - A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few quest...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	730
8	Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	338
9	If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen... - Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	311
10	One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf... - One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	657
11	On preparing to return home from an out of town trip... - On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke	Animal World	239
12	If for every rule there is an exception... - If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	428
13	A story with a morale - A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your s...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	377
14	Helping your father - |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	611
15	Documentation products - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	263
16	What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? - What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	607
17	Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground? - Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	385
18	slugs leave a trail - |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	297
19	The wall clock - One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271
20	There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	381
21	Question: What is 1 + 2? - Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	252
22	Piccolo joke - |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	599
23	Body Building - A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	364
24	New rules for bowling - |Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	576
25	A hoppercraft! - |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	271

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1304
2	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1280
3	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1248
4	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1253
5	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	667
6	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	700
7	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	686
8	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	655
9	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	523
10	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1302
11	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	947
12	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1316
13	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	910
14	Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1039
15	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	734
16	Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	733
17	Try to catch the rabbit - |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	470
18	Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	576
19	stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1208
20	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	778
21	Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	844
22	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1256
23	Two men walked into a bar - |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	717
24	Motherinlaw's Funeral - A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	644
25	Jump out of the plane! - An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	919