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1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8685 |
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2 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
7060 |
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3 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6360 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5993 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5830 |
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6 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
3651 |
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7 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2791 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2762 |
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9 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2761 |
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10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2714 |
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11 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2638 |
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12 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2607 |
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13 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2586 |
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14 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2537 |
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15 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2522 |
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16 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2519 |
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17 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2478 |
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18 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2478 |
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19 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2473 |
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20 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2470 |
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21 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2446 |
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22 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2425 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2412 |
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24 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2404 |
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25 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2393 |
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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How is a woman like a condom? - Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
736 |
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2 |
How do dentists become brain surgeons? - How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
1271 |
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3 |
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot... - A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " whe...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
698 |
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4 |
Reaching the end of a job interview... - Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of M...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
846 |
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5 |
When I was growing up I used to lick all... - When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
958 |
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6 |
Because they're wrigleys! - |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
1263 |
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7 |
A degree at Life University - A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
628 |
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8 |
Trouble with plane engines - |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
781 |
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9 |
Can I take his place? - |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
711 |
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10 |
Interesting facts - If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
677 |
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11 |
Man goes to see the Rabbi... - Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
776 |
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12 |
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked... - Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
907 |
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13 |
Caffeine addict quiz - |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
1320 |
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14 |
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? - Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even b...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
789 |
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15 |
A young lady had just visited her doctor... - A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
779 |
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16 |
Stress-Relieving Prayer - Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
826 |
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17 |
You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
690 |
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18 |
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day... - These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
773 |
 |
19 |
A man was driving through West Virginia... - A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a por...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
768 |
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20 |
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1453 |
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21 |
I'm gaining weight doctor - |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1269 |
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22 |
Wife helps out the cop - |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
792 |
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23 |
Caring for floppy disks - |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
879 |
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24 |
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? - What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
1314 |
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25 |
Legion Camel #3 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1042 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8685 |
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2 |
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
930 |
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3 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1804 |
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4 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1489 |
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5 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1688 |
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6 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1607 |
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7 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
2113 |
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8 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2294 |
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9 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1474 |
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10 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1626 |
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11 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1645 |
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12 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2268 |
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13 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1684 |
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14 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1784 |
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15 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1614 |
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16 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1610 |
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17 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1793 |
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18 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1670 |
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19 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1717 |
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20 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1602 |
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21 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1610 |
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22 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1508 |
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23 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1687 |
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24 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1679 |
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25 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1691 |
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