Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4611
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4223
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4118
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3808
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3616
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1723
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1608
8	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1558
9	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1551
10	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1545
11	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1542
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1525
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1524
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1524
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1482
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1474
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1460
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1447
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1443
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1412
21	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1396
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1392
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1384
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1371
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1335

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	seconds to live - Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	676
2	A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	309
3	Business and fishing - |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand an...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	674
4	Controlling your spouse - There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	252
5	Three people were standing on the Titanic... - Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinki...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	345
6	Half a year to live - |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	662
7	The seven kinds of passionate women - The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	294
8	If you take an Oriental person and spin him... - If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	767
9	An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time... - An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	379
10	The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	277
11	yo mama so fat.. drivers license - Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	716
12	Seminars for a woman - |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has cre...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	272
13	elephant sex - Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	363
14	Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems... - Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	238
15	An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady... - An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	272
16	Sister Margaret died... - Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	406
17	Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	294
18	What is a mans idea of foreplay? - What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	285
19	Bubble and squeak! - |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	307
20	Become more effective - |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	602
21	What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? - What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	301
22	Persistency Act - A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke	Animal World	333
23	After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband... - After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	363
24	What's the most active muscle in a woman? - Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	290
25	Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't... - Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke	Animal World	380

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1322
2	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1299
3	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1272
4	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1280
5	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	681
6	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	715
7	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	711
8	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	670
9	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	535
10	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1319
11	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	967
12	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1335
13	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	927
14	Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1050
15	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	752
16	Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	750
17	Try to catch the rabbit - |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	488
18	Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	607
19	stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1232
20	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	803
21	Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	860
22	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1271
23	Two men walked into a bar - |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	731
24	Motherinlaw's Funeral - A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	658
25	Jump out of the plane! - An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	943