Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10309
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8636
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7904
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7600
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7299
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5276
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4222
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4214
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4058
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3942
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3931
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3928
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3876
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3770
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3755
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3725
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3723
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3711
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3639
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3638
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3578
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3562
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3557
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3555
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3544

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Man and wife at the zoo - It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loos...Read the whole joke	Animal World	985
2	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2945
3	Husband: Want a quickie? - Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1078
4	Question answer 07 - |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1913
5	Buying drinks at a bar - |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2040
6	A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over... - A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1079
7	Shooting your computer - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	992
8	Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam? - Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1021
9	Businessman is dying - |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2343
10	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke	Animal World	921
11	If Thinking Machines made toasters... - If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	957
12	How far to the town? - |A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blister...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1907
13	Did you understand me? - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1009
14	The Army Airborne major was used to harassment... - The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	1148
15	A woman was thinking about finding a pet... - A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1095
16	A change of style - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1276
17	How are husbands like lawn mowers? - How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1010
18	A golf club visits a local bar - |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	994
19	Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone... - Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	1925
20	What does it mean when two lesbians make love? - Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1807
21	I Want Some Milk - |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1954
22	This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal... - This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first tim...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1282
23	A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... - A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1031
24	You might be a redneck if... highschool - Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	1888
25	A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	982

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10309
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1979
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3172
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2620
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2769
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2724
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3578
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3725
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2945
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3077
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3484
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2794
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3270
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2267
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2712
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2711
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3214
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2725
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3086
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2952
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2673
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2669
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2807
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2771
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2770