Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9981
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8292
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7589
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7282
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7006
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	4991
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3962
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3888
9	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3789
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3760
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3739
12	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3654
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3646
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3625
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3602
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3541
17	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3523
18	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3517
19	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3508
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3471
21	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3458
22	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3446
23	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3442
24	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3437
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3427

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	There was this little boy who went in the whore house... - There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the cou...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	952
2	Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players? - Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1202
3	Were you ever arrested? - |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1126
4	From another planet - |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1123
5	A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1144
6	Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2270
7	A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1867
8	A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... - A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1903
9	Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... - scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	988
10	How To Satisfy... - HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, complimen...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1125
11	The Wrong Way - As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2084
12	Chicken jokes 01 - |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1054
13	Better prison foods - |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1989
14	Sex Education - A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1081
15	This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls... - This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke	Situations	1104
16	Not a foot - An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	2205
17	What did the egg say to the boiling water? - What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	942
18	This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a... - This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	888
19	WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? - Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	840
20	It's great to be a guy - |Reasons why it's great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff a...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	884
21	Defining these words - |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known ...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1025
22	if at first you dont succeed... - if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	864
23	Don't you just hate it when... - Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1029
24	The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods... - The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit acro...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1819
25	grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1918

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9981
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1875
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2909
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2485
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2649
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2588
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3291
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3437
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2726
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2787
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3316
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2664
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3039
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2137
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2622
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2598
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2944
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2626
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2841
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2712
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2583
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2526
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2709
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2666
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2663