Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4817
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4451
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4321
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4024
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3883
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1824
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1713
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1637
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1637
10	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1629
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1628
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1612
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1608
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1603
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1555
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1551
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1539
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1537
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1522
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1500
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1474
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1472
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1468
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1453
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1418

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight Savings Time Reform - Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	328
2	The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	661
3	She: Do you think of me when... - She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	321
4	why the television is better than the World Wide Web - |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	271
5	Taliban Tank - How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	668
6	Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	714
7	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI - Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	778
8	George W - College Days - George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	671
9	An anti-bat spray - Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	336
10	Alice is in UNIX land - |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	252
11	What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time? - Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	356
12	Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick... - Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	417
13	Angering the Irishman - |Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to th...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	298
14	Would you please do me a favor? - |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	301
15	What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig? - What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	699
16	What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? - What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	277
17	Stupid Funny Quotes - "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow ast...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	908
18	Purchasing a turkey - |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	646
19	Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	340
20	What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? - What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	337
21	A college couple is under a tree on campus making out... - A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	377
22	What do you call a blonde lesbian? - What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	306
23	Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side... - Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	376
24	The Feline Diet - |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1039
25	Are the pilots flying blind? - |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke	Common Jokes	677

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	754
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	777
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	749
4	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	877
5	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1375
6	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	759
7	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	723
8	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1347
9	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	682
10	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	734
11	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	707
12	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	760
13	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	791
14	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	791
15	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	750
16	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	784
17	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	766
18	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	322
19	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	656
20	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	709
21	Looking for a monkey wrench - An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	295
22	Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy... - Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	357
23	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1397
24	Diary Entries - Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	451
25	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1045