Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8752
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7137
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6434
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6086
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5891
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3752
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2840
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2825
9	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2807
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2767
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2681
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2659
13	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2644
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2581
15	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2570
16	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2569
17	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2523
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2523
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2520
20	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2520
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2494
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2485
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2453
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2448
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2445

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing... - An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke	Animal World	856
2	Christmas tree better - |Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other C...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1307
3	The wall clock - One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	738
4	All-inclusive - An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrig...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	817
5	drunk guy and the nun - There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	770
6	What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl? - What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	821
7	A dyslexic nurse - Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	837
8	Why cannot you circumcise Iranians? - Why can't you circumcise Iranians? - There's no end to those pricks....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	862
9	Strict school - It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	769
10	A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City... - A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1415
11	Get money to heaven - |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	764
12	What is the difference between erotic and kinky? - Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using th...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	747
13	Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake... - Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unha...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	956
14	Blondes and Turtles - What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	726
15	Throw away exhibits - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1249
16	This guy walks in to a bathroom... - This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	813
17	play bingo - |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	796
18	A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs... - A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke	Situations	1352
19	Question answer 08 - |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1323
20	One of two reasons - I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	716
21	Demise of a partner - |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1601
22	You might be a redneck if... christman - You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	1295
23	The Big Horse Race - The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	860
24	Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke	Animal World	765
25	When I was growing up I used to lick all... - When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1007

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8752
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	969
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1879
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1536
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1740
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1655
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2170
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2346
9	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1533
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1681
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1704
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2322
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1733
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1893
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1655
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1658
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1852
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1718
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1772
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1659
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1653
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1555
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1733
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1723
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1734