Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8714
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7097
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6389
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6034
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5858
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3718
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2817
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2795
9	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2785
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2736
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2656
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2635
13	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2612
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2559
15	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2546
16	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2541
17	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2500
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2498
19	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2498
20	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2491
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2469
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2449
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2433
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2425
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2419

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist... - A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofuck...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	797
2	Programmer's drinking song - |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	750
3	Whoa! Shut your mouth!!! - Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1412
4	One day, a fellow went for a ride... - One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1386
5	ne day, this man, Tony, died... - One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a si...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	779
6	Got Any Grapes? - A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1197
7	Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at... - Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke	Situations	810
8	i got a referal - I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of ...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	1514
9	China blames America - |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	798
10	Jewish view on when life begins - Jewish view on when life begins: There's a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition t...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	769
11	What is a blonde mating call? - What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	742
12	Telemarketers go away - |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for b...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	684
13	He was light fingered! - |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	736
14	NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb? - How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a ...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	1327
15	Home burglar survey - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1410
16	They sit eggsaminations! - |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	823
17	What is the oldest profession? - |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	721
18	horse - This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	945
19	A woman's dictionary - |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	1232
20	Santa's Helpers? - |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke	Language Jokes	1440
21	For three years, the young attorney had been taking his... - For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	738
22	The general went to the doctor for a physical... - The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard qu...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	1392
23	How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke	Animal World	741
24	Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking... - Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1266
25	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand - 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1489

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8714
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	948
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1841
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1514
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1713
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1630
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2140
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2316
9	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1501
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1652
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1673
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2291
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1709
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1841
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1636
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1636
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1818
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1695
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1744
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1628
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1634
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1533
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1713
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1699
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1713