Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8494
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6740
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6142
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5780
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5661
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2803
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2655
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2626
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2589
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2552
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2501
12	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2460
13	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2447
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2399
15	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2397
16	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2388
17	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2349
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2345
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2344
20	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2344
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2318
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2289
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2285
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2279
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2261

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? - What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	632
2	Top 15 Household Pet Dishes - Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke	Animal World	666
3	Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	753
4	The essential difference - One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	637
5	The Big Horse Race - The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	753
6	What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll... - Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	693
7	Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? - Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	669
8	What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? - What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	1201
9	My Dog - Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1341
10	Stealing the camera - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1260
11	A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke	Situations	742
12	Learning - A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	603
13	Researching this insect - |A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon gi...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	1101
14	Call us for assistance - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	656
15	31??..32??? - At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball t...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1242
16	Did you hear about the welfare doll? - Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work....Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	680
17	Get me an ambulence now - |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1268
18	Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	705
19	Do you know why single women cannot fart? - Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	577
20	Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	616
21	Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson - More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1259
22	Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? - |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	672
23	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	2193
24	Marines and the police - |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	691
25	Good news - Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	659

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8494
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1617
3	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1350
4	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1559
5	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1467
6	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1886
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2162
8	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1305
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1502
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1515
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2137
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1547
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1585
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1487
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1477
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1661
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1519
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1571
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1469
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1485
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1381
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1552
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1542
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1547
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1642