Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10529
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8864
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8113
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7813
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7488
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5804
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4350
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4345
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4187
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4064
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4053
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4051
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4006
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3910
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3894
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3848
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3843
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3823
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3755
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3754
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3725
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3711
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3688
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3687
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3682

Random Jokes

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1	Gift tombstones - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1030
2	Shooting your computer - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1051
3	10 Husbands, Still a Virgin? - A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1061
4	Subject: Gullibility Virus alert - TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	1441
5	Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the... - Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1596
6	Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton... - Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1141
7	Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their... - Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1140
8	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	2812
9	Economics ruins life - |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2146
10	Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off... - Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2073
11	What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? - What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1925
12	When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? - When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1148
13	There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession... - There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1425
14	What is the Australian for foreplay? - What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	2269
15	A priest and a lawyer are walking down... - A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1305
16	Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1305
17	There was this little boy who went in the whore house... - There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the cou...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1054
18	Scared sleeping - |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2013
19	Why is a violist like a terrorist? - Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	992
20	Irish girl confesses sins - |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is i...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	2114
21	Psychoanalysis - One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her b...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1390
22	Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch... - Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1946
23	Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2380
24	Short legal laughs - |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2394
25	What is the worst thing about our justice system? - What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1020

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10529
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2088
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7488
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3297
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2727
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2885
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2853
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3725
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3848
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3055
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3205
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3711
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2909
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3405
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2379
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2818
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2827
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3344
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2826
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3217
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3076
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2764
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2790
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2919
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2873