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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8988 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7330 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6613 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6281 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6085 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 3949 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3044 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2979 Rating:3 | Voted:1
9 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2972 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2942 Rating:7 | Voted:6
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2818 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2814 Rating:4 | Voted:10
13 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2794 Rating:6 | Voted:1
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2749 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2715 Rating:7 | Voted:3
16 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2702 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2701 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2688 Rating:6 | Voted:3
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2659 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2659 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2655 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2632 Rating:7 | Voted:9
23 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2628 Rating:1 | Voted:1
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2587 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2585 Rating:2 | Voted:4


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
- Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 910 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
- How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 976 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 959 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Heated passions
- Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 963 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 782 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
- What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 954 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 New weapon Chicken Gun
- |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 899 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist...
- Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 901 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 How do you catch an elephant?
- How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Stop credit card fraud
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 829 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why don't oysters give to charity?
- Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1560 Rating:6 | Voted:1
12 A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
- A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke
Situations 1636 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 He's a drunk driver
- |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 940 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Space shuttle mission to the Moon
- There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 1471 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
- On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 1039 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother...
- Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 829 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 854 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1004 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
- How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A great fruit cake recipie
- |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 1540 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 During a recent publicity outing...
- During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 851 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 1647 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Stealing from a store
- |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 977 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Introduce lawyers
- |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 1582 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8988 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1097 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2058 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1667 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1868 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1791 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2383 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2523 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1870 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1888 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2508 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1868 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 2113 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1792 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1801 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2052 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1867 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1974 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1850 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1783 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1688 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1866 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1872 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1864 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1945 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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