Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5309
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4876
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4753
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4506
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4385
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2003
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1896
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1828
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1806
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1803
11	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1790
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1786
13	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1779
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1758
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1713
16	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1712
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1697
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1689
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1683
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1674
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1650
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1637
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1635
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1609
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1567

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A golf club visits a local bar - |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	364
2	Why do they put strings on tampons? - Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	386
3	Star Warts! - |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	366
4	A Girl Scout troop leader... - A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	359
5	Two roaches having a discussion - |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1270
6	What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? - What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	724
7	Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach... - Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	404
8	Travel in a sailboat - |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	364
9	Elephants VI - How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke	Animal World	356
10	What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito? - Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	463
11	Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke	Animal World	356
12	Good News, Bad News, Worse News V - Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	373
13	Heated passions - Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	391
14	What's black and white and comes in little cans? - What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	970
15	What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a... - Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	476
16	There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins... - There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says,...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	342
17	Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day... - Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ...Read the whole joke	Situations	343
18	An honest lawyer - |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	280
19	A blonde decides to try horseback riding... - A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	410
20	yo mamma so fat - Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	751
21	A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband... - A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	440
22	TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX - 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	416
23	Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? - Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless....Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	771
24	Judy arrived home from her date... - Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she th...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	449
25	Stealing the camera - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	814

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	901
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	934
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	897
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	810
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1064
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	872
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1524
8	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	900
9	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1492
10	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	911
11	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	849
12	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	869
13	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	837
14	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1030
15	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	940
16	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	936
17	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	837
18	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	885
19	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	931
20	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	924
21	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	904
22	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	964
23	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	916
24	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	448
25	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	801