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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4995 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4593 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4471 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4218 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4076 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1887 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1762 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1698 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1680 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1680 Rating:4 | Voted:7
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1678 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1663 Rating:4 | Voted:1
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1589 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1588 Rating:6 | Voted:1
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1582 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1561 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1559 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1533 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1519 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1517 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1501 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1461 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Armando asks...
- Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach stee...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 333 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A guy rings work and says...
- A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Where is this bus going?
- |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 645 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
- What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
- Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 305 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 837 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 You might be a redneck if...ID
- Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle....Read the whole joke
Redneck Jokes 697 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 One more thing like that
- "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 295 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...
- Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A man moves into a nudist colony...
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke
Situations 328 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
- A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 This is horny!
- This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 403 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Trial Of The Century
- Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals ...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 With a puzzled look on his face...
- With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Jesus's Ethnicity
- Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age ...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 653 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Why do blondes drive BMWs?
- Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke
Animal World 793 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
- Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Advisor on sexual matters
- The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matt...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 441 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Request before death
- |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 374 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Disprove this!
- A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 828 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Lawyers on a flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 270 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 881 Rating:8 | Voted:1


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 794 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 953 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 824 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 786 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 697 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 933 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 766 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1424 Rating:10 | Voted:2
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 798 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1388 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 726 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 778 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 742 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 940 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 844 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 837 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 742 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 798 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 832 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 828 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 794 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 817 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 799 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 350 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 697 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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