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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 9993 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8316 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7613 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7296 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7023 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 4998 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3972 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3932 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 3795 Rating:3 | Voted:1
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3774 Rating:4 | Voted:10
11 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3741 Rating:7 | Voted:6
12 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3679 Rating:6 | Voted:3
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 3629 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3602 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3550 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3528 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3521 Rating:7 | Voted:3
19 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3515 Rating:7 | Voted:9
20 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 3474 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3465 Rating:10 | Voted:4
22 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 3461 Rating:5 | Voted:2
23 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 3447 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 3445 Rating:1 | Voted:1
25 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 3430 Rating:6 | Voted:2


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Cheap widow
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1002 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Tombstone Epitaph VII
- Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no bus...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 870 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 If Apple ran Christmas...
- |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 927 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1829 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Dog washing
- A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1157 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 1827 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 998 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 ne day, this man, Tony, died...
- One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a si...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 942 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A lying cheat
- Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marria...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1798 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The results of a study
- |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 1941 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke
Situations 986 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
- What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 1856 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Together again
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 961 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
- Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1188 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
- Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke
Situations 2061 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Some stupid truckers
- |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 908 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Short gender jokes
- |Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laund...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 1984 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Newest MS computer game
- |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 931 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Helping a blond lose weight
- |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 1919 Rating:2 | Voted:1
20 A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
- A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 1096 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1010 Rating:6 | Voted:1
22 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
- Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke
Animal World 930 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A man answers the phone and has the following...
- A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 1206 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
- Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1104 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...
- There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the bo...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 970 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 9993 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1877 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2914 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2488 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2650 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2590 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 3300 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3465 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2733 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2795 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3325 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 2667 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 3044 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
- President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 2139 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 2624 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 2600 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2950 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2629 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2846 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2717 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2584 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2527 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2710 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2668 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 2666 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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