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1 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6034 |
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2 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5449 |
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3 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5349 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5114 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5021 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2267 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2164 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2116 |
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9 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2067 |
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10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2065 |
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11 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2060 |
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12 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2031 |
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13 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2025 |
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14 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2003 |
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15 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1980 |
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16 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1944 |
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17 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1944 |
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18 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
1942 |
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19 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
1939 |
 |
20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
1928 |
 |
21 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1910 |
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22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1889 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
1873 |
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24 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1858 |
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25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
1820 |
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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Soft and Hard - A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk,...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
658 |
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2 |
The scum of the earth! - |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
948 |
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3 |
These chickens want books - |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
630 |
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4 |
Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1148 |
 |
5 |
Arriving home very drunk - |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
607 |
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6 |
The corporate boat race - |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
392 |
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7 |
Stalagmice! - |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
460 |
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8 |
Emacs acronyms - |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
426 |
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9 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1158 |
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10 |
Throw away exhibits - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
886 |
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11 |
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern... - Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shand...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
505 |
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12 |
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps? - Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes |
1011 |
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13 |
A suitable transplant - A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
509 |
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14 |
A stolen credit card - |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke |
Gender Jokes |
904 |
 |
15 |
I went out with my girlfriend... - I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
428 |
 |
16 |
Why cannibals do not eat comedians? - Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
498 |
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17 |
His military etiquette - |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
528 |
 |
18 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes |
913 |
 |
19 |
Microsoft buys church - |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
433 |
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20 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
1942 |
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21 |
How To Give Your Cat a Pill - How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
462 |
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22 |
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman... - A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
480 |
 |
23 |
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm... - What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
502 |
 |
24 |
Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
823 |
 |
25 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes |
963 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1181 |
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2 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
977 |
 |
3 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1153 |
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4 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1062 |
 |
5 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1375 |
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6 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1097 |
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7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1758 |
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8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
942 |
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9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1122 |
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10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1166 |
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11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1727 |
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12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1149 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1116 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1094 |
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15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1072 |
 |
16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1275 |
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17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1160 |
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18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1158 |
 |
19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1075 |
 |
20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1120 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
990 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1166 |
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23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1145 |
 |
24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1145 |
 |
25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1216 |
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