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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4681 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4300 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4189 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3880 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3708 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1763 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1650 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1590 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1586 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1576 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1558 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1556 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1554 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1512 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1506 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1489 Rating:6 | Voted:1
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1475 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1451 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1426 Rating:6 | Voted:5
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1425 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1420 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1414 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1367 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Evaluation comments
- |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke
Mixed Jokes 663 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Charlton are good enough
- |The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance an...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 yo mama so old... tits
- Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 608 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Psychiatric Hotline
- Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 The three stages of sex in marriage.
- The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 270 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A sign
- WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 384 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Arriving at Heaven
- |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 602 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
- What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Blonde and Hairdresser
- A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 353 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Realistically and Hypothetically....
- A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference w...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 385 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Evaluating this painting
- |A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden o...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A work of art
- A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A clever court case
- One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-d...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 274 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
- Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 245 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 As the end of the day drew near...
- As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his of...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 412 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Traveling on the train
- |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 593 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke
Situations 611 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 First Aid Course
- When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke
Situations 292 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
- The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 An elderly man goes into a brothel...
- An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 690 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 731 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 708 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1328 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 721 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 685 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1304 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 663 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 712 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 748 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 750 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 707 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 740 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 725 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 281 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 613 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 568 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 669 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1355 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 1003 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1367 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 960 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1084 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 779 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 753 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 372 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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