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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 10226 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8588 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7855 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7543 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7249 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 5223 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4176 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4173 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4012 Rating:4 | Voted:10
10 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 3916 Rating:3 | Voted:1
11 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3897 Rating:6 | Voted:3
12 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3883 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3861 Rating:7 | Voted:6
14 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3723 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3713 Rating:7 | Voted:9
16 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 3705 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3697 Rating:6 | Voted:1
18 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3676 Rating:10 | Voted:4
19 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3623 Rating:7 | Voted:3
20 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 3551 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 3544 Rating:5 | Voted:2
23 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 3539 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 3531 Rating:1 | Voted:1
25 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 3523 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 You're in great health
- |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2067 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A word play
- A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1046 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Get some of this
- Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the hei...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 2424 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Doctor's Notes 5
- While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 897 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Bee jokes 02
- |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in bla...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 978 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
- Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"Sh...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 yo mama is so fat.. shovel
- Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1847 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 The aged patient doddered into...
- The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...
- A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 2191 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Language Trends of the Future
- Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and ina...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 1299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...
- Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in t...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 967 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The blank tape
- Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1959 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...
- A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1008 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Horse pulls the car
- |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 1842 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Yo mama so fat.. tripped
- Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 922 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Bad drivers.
- Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom....Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1840 Rating:2 | Voted:1
18 A fair price
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1230 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A bum asks a man for $2...
- A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 996 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 An honest lawyer
- |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 865 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Taliban Tank
- How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1878 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Out of the Greek Myths
- The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 2235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Excerpts from the rural life
- A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke
Animal World 951 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 yo mama so fat.. cereal..
- Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1932 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Elephant jokes 09
- |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1044 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 10226 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1966 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 3129 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2604 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2754 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2711 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 3523 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3676 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2931 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3032 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3454 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 2754 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 3232 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
- President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 2250 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 2700 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 2689 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 3173 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2715 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 3049 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2910 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2662 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2657 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 2798 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2761 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 2756 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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