Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8687
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7062
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6362
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5996
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5833
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3653
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2791
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2762
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2762
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2715
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2639
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2608
13	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2587
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2537
15	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2522
16	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2520
17	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2479
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2478
19	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2475
20	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2471
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2446
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2426
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2413
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2405
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2394

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck? - How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1520
2	Caffeine addict quiz - |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	1320
3	The ages of man - God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	863
4	What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? - What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	720
5	The definition of sex - Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. ...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	742
6	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6362
7	A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... - A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	800
8	Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis - Rabbit's Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It's a f...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	706
9	How does Herpes leave the hospital? - How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	704
10	Welfare office - A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1532
11	One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound... - One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1263
12	You might be a redneck if...car race - You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	1279
13	What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? - What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets g...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	715
14	Ploughing the land - |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1299
15	The right rhythm - On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1393
16	Morse toad! - |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	707
17	women and small feet - Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1392
18	The Speed of Time by Age - The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	736
19	Real software engineers eat quiche. - |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	757
20	Obey the speed limit - |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	690
21	A blonde decides to try horseback riding... - A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	750
22	The girl knelt in the confessional and said... - The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1450
23	A woman walks into her accountant's office and... - A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	742
24	If Sony made toasters... - If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	729
25	How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	696

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8687
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	930
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1805
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1490
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1688
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1608
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2114
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2295
9	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1475
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1627
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1645
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2269
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1685
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1784
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1615
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1610
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1794
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1671
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1718
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1603
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1611
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1509
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1688
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1680
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1692