Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6198
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5611
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5513
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5260
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5174
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2348
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2239
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2187
9	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2163
10	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2159
11	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2133
12	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2104
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2100
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2069
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2063
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2028
17	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2022
18	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2019
19	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2016
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2004
21	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1985
22	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1968
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1945
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1943
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1900

Random Jokes

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1	Software development cycle - |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	516
2	A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter... - A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	625
3	Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1083
4	The blind skydiver - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	1202
5	Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	487
6	Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig - One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	922
7	Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1090
8	A prisoner with skills - |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	615
9	If the Franklin Mint made toasters... - If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	607
10	A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	533
11	How to be a Good Wife - How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	536
12	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke	Animal World	532
13	What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life? - What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	562
14	What do you call a brunette between two blondes? - What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1222
15	My dad's a Lawyer - Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	537
16	A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke	Animal World	475
17	The Apple explosion - |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	546
18	What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress... - Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	495
19	A woman visits her physician... - A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	515
20	I don't owe anything for this drink - |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	636
21	This snow plow driver from North Dakota... - This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	594
22	Can't take it with you - Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	661
23	A lost frog! - |What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	539
24	Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk... - Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke	Situations	689
25	A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to... - A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	703

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1257
2	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1052
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1233
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1135
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1449
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1168
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1828
8	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1013
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1192
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1237
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1814
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1229
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1190
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1167
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1149
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1343
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1229
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1236
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1160
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1188
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1072
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1241
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1230
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1224
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1289