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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8646 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6965 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6315 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5943 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5794 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 3209 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2760 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2729 Rating:7 | Voted:6
9 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2720 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2684 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2606 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2575 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2551 Rating:4 | Voted:10
14 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2499 Rating:7 | Voted:3
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2492 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2487 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2447 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2445 Rating:5 | Voted:2
19 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2443 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2416 Rating:1 | Voted:1
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2387 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2380 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2377 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2363 Rating:7 | Voted:9


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
- A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 836 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why is a joke like pussy?
- Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 761 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
- 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1403 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Deodorant
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 668 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 THE LAND OF OZ
- THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 675 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 The corporate boat race
- |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 618 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...
- An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 833 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1066 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Sinatra's Obituary
- Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 1263 Rating:6 | Voted:1
10 A Greek BBQ
- How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 718 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1399 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...
- For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 771 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 1287 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Course of action
- One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1292 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Farm jokes 07
- |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 719 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Guess who knows the state capitals?
- |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 712 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 849 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Every precaution
- I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 734 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 The Army Airborne major was used to harassment...
- The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 867 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Where in earth have you been!
- |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems...
- Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 621 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1262 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...
- Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 648 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What kind of clothes are there?
- What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 659 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Talking on the plane
- |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 1278 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8646 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 898 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1764 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1458 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1656 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1574 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2076 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2258 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1435 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1598 Rating:10 | Voted:2
11 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1607 Rating:10 | Voted:4
12 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2236 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1649 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1746 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1582 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1575 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1765 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1631 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1679 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1566 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1585 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1477 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1650 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1643 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1660 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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