Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10561
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8892
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8139
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7851
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7518
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5948
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4371
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4367
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4212
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4085
11	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4080
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4072
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4030
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3934
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3917
16	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3871
17	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3868
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3843
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3784
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3781
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3756
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3747
23	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3716
24	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3715
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3704

Random Jokes

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1	Programmer's drinking song - |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1053
2	Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1107
3	What is your IQ? - |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1039
4	Whats the world weakest animal? - |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1067
5	During a recent publicity outing... - During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1012
6	A group of Americans was touring Ireland... - A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1112
7	Why could not the blond pass her drivers test? - Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1018
8	There was a young man in the Air Force... - There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Thre...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1405
9	A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... - A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however,...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1987
10	The first Jewish woman President is elected... - The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you'...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1364
11	Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1114
12	Almost celibate - "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She brokedown and told me she was bisexual....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1571
13	Stick your tongue out... - Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1432
14	A young teenager comes home from school... - A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Th...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1045
15	Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors... - Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...Read the whole joke	Situations	2470
16	cross a spider and an elephant - |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	989
17	exercise at the beach - |How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1981
18	What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	2621
19	What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? - What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1098
20	Free meat - It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke	Situations	947
21	After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband... - After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1140
22	An unfortunate coincidence - One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1044
23	Save the Yeasts - Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKE...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	952
24	Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail - Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	1080
25	One day a housewife was going about the usual business... - One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1569

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10561
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2113
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3322
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2755
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2904
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2877
7	Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2034
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3756
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3868
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3079
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3230
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3747
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2935
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3427
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2404
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2861
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2852
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3367
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2851
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3239
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3095
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2784
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2818
24	Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away - Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2086
25	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2940