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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4573 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4173 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4069 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3742 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3568 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1701 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1589 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1541 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1527 Rating:4 | Voted:1
11 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1502 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1500 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1469 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1443 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1432 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1426 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1396 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1383 Rating:6 | Voted:4
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1378 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1356 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1350 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1316 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1072 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 Who is doing the work around here?
- |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 253 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...
- Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 245 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A pool table?
- |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 283 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Paying Rent
- "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money pl...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Who is Drunk?????
- The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 254 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...
- A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few quest...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 730 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Almost no diffenrence
- "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 338 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
- Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 311 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
- One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 657 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke
Animal World 239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 If for every rule there is an exception...
- If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A story with a morale
- A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your s...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 377 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Helping your father
- |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 611 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Documentation products
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 263 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
- What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 385 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 slugs leave a trail
- |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 The wall clock
- One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Question: What is 1 + 2?
- Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Piccolo joke
- |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Body Building
- A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 New rules for bowling
- |Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 576 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A hoppercraft!
- |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 271 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1304 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1280 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1248 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1253 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 667 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 700 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 686 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 655 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 523 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1302 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 947 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1316 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 910 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1039 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 734 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 733 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 470 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 576 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1208 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 778 Rating:9 | Voted:3
21 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 844 Rating:9 | Voted:3
22 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1256 Rating:9 | Voted:1
23 Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 717 Rating:9 | Voted:2
24 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 644 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 919 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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