Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5719
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5157
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5044
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4836
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4703
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2129
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2014
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1960
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1921
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1919
11	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1910
12	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1893
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1891
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1864
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1833
16	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1818
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1805
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1800
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1791
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1791
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1763
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1757
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1739
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1715
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1673

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	An old lady owned two monkeys... - An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1038
2	A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower... - A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	451
3	A guide to walking tigers - |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	512
4	Cross mouse cards! - |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	425
5	Mice cubes! - |What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	435
6	Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? - Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	409
7	By definition - A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	849
8	A businessman boards a flight... - 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous w...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	573
9	Take her apart! - A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	497
10	Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... - Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke	Situations	494
11	Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	394
12	One plus one are two - |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	833
13	What is the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	403
14	At a dentist's - Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	381
15	Elephants II - What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke	Animal World	515
16	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke	Situations	984
17	Hockey - Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had the...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	941
18	She changed me - "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	406
19	Old farmer Johnson was dying... - Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	480
20	Where is my goat? - |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious abou...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	792
21	What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? - What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	445
22	Do you see the dead bird? - |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	898
23	A little girl was out with her Grandmother... - A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke	Animal World	499
24	Elephant jokes 01 - |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	370
25	A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing... - A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	955

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	1010
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1046
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1008
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	925
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1216
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	969
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1631
8	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	816
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	996
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1037
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1594
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1023
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	967
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	967
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	939
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1141
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1035
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1033
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	941
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	989
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	864
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1039
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1026
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1007
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1075