Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8631
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6927
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6299
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5927
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5778
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3189
7	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2746
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2716
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2708
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2673
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2592
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2562
13	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2539
14	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2489
15	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2479
16	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2477
17	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2433
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2431
19	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2431
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2428
21	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2401
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2374
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2367
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2363
25	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2351

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Giving very odd excuses - |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	819
2	MD Qs and As - What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1210
3	A stolen credit card - |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1216
4	A farmer walked into an attorney office... - A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	776
5	Dollars equal cents - |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	1274
6	Book shelf - Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	616
7	A regular Friday night poker game... - A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	769
8	Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called... - Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	693
9	Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? - Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, b...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	776
10	A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	747
11	Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? - Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lon...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	693
12	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	806
13	Nuns First Hot Dog - Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	678
14	A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India... - A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	1307
15	A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	733
16	My name is Brown - A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke	Situations	690
17	Obey the speed limit - |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	668
18	Cheap widow - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	795
19	Little Johnny sat playing in the garden... - Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	912
20	A midget walks into the doctors and says... - A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do any...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	744
21	A brain goes to a local bar - |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	852
22	A henpecked husband... - A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	687
23	An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... - An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1291
24	A new statue for the bedroom - A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" sh...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	757
25	How To Give Your Cat a Pill - How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke	Animal World	684

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8631
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	883
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1746
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1442
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1643
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1562
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2057
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2244
9	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1422
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1584
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1595
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2222
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1636
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1733
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1571
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1564
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1754
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1621
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1669
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1555
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1574
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1466
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1639
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1631
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1643