Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10439
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8771
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8017
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7707
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7394
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5510
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4291
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4272
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4121
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4014
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3992
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3974
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3940
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3833
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3822
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3788
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3782
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3764
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3690
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3689
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3666
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3619
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3618
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3605
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3597

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The definition of a phallic symbol - This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	1011
2	Christmas tree better - |Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other C...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	2012
3	What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs? - What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1094
4	A doctor is complaining to a mechanic - |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	995
5	Leave them to slug it out! - |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1011
6	Most dentists chairs go up and down... - Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1069
7	Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland... - Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1420
8	A young mother paying a visit to a doctor... - A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	976
9	Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game... - Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1031
10	A couple have not been getting along for years... - A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1046
11	How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke	Animal World	979
12	A little boy did not go to school one day... - A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1037
13	What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? - What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	2066
14	Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player... - Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the lin...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2218
15	between a fly and a bird - |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1026
16	What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? - What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1051
17	Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making... - Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1088
18	A dirty kid! - |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1892
19	What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? - What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	981
20	Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? - Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, b...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1072
21	Where is my goat? - |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious abou...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	1885
22	The seven dwarves were in Rome... - The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother s...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1014
23	Fortune cookie mistake - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	939
24	There are three 3rd Grade girls... - There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1141
25	Uh-Oh!! - The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private in...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	1116

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10439
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2029
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7394
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3235
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2665
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2824
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2775
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3666
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3788
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3001
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3145
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3593
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2843
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3334
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2309
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2756
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2762
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3277
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2768
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3152
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3013
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2712
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2721
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2857
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2810