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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8916 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7264 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6558 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6222 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6024 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 3882 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2957 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2953 Rating:3 | Voted:1
9 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2919 Rating:7 | Voted:6
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2908 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2799 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2771 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2764 Rating:4 | Voted:10
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2695 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2691 Rating:7 | Voted:3
16 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2682 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2647 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2637 Rating:5 | Voted:2
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2636 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2633 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2622 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2605 Rating:1 | Voted:1
23 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2573 Rating:7 | Voted:9
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2568 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2566 Rating:2 | Voted:4


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Native American trades
- |An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled ou...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 943 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 I suppose I earned enough
- |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 827 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What the difference between true love and herpes?
- What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 852 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Getting a new deputy
- |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 985 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 An irresolvable problem
- A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1081 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What's pink and slowly turns red?
- What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 1456 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Ounces of brain for sale
- |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 896 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
- What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 956 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 did you hear about...
- Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Leave them to slug it out!
- |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 878 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Holiday Party Festivity Levels
- Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their ho...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 799 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 1819 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Japanese management lecture
- |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their wa...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 810 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Democrats on the front porch
- This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1003 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
- A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 835 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A hot frog!
- |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 837 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Welfare
- A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1444 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
- Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 1483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 I flattened your cat
- |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 1418 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...
- A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 980 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
- Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1008 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The Young Mans Big Mouth
- The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke
Situations 945 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
- A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 916 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...
- There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 927 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Food quotes and quips
- |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 1491 Rating:2 | Voted:1


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8916 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1079 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2005 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1644 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1847 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1768 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2306 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2468 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1814 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1833 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2450 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1846 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 2036 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1771 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1781 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1998 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1844 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1914 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1797 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1765 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1665 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1842 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1849 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1844 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1926 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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