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Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8297 |
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2 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6580 |
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3 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5952 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5624 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5496 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2581 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2532 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2444 |
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9 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2405 |
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10 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2401 |
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11 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2358 |
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12 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2332 |
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13 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2332 |
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14 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2316 |
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15 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2282 |
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16 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2249 |
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17 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2245 |
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18 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2242 |
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19 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2239 |
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20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2214 |
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21 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2209 |
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22 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2195 |
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23 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2187 |
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24 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2174 |
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25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
2113 |
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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American... - A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
771 |
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2 |
Little Johnny comes home from school... - Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
694 |
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3 |
THE LAND OF OZ - THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
595 |
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4 |
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory? - Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
755 |
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5 |
What is the last thing you usually hear before... - What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck di...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
719 |
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6 |
A very depressed man - |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
555 |
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7 |
Catch a drunk driver - |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
696 |
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8 |
A little change - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
705 |
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9 |
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend? - What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
601 |
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10 |
Mind telling me the time? - |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
1221 |
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11 |
The Technologically Challenged - The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged)...Read the whole joke |
Computers Jokes |
726 |
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12 |
The scum of the earth! - |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
1128 |
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13 |
Only in America do we use the word 'politics'... - Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
1437 |
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14 |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk - |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
1233 |
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15 |
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood - Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young per...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
678 |
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16 |
How do you make a hot dog stand? - How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1246 |
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17 |
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test - Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
707 |
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18 |
Native American hears - |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
594 |
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19 |
Gas Station - Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1197 |
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20 |
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
645 |
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21 |
Hunter shot by fox - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
570 |
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22 |
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell.. - Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1169 |
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23 |
Computer lingo guide - |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
594 |
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24 |
Computer used too long - |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
1224 |
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25 |
Preparation for Parenthood - Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecora...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
736 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8297 |
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2 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1494 |
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3 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1265 |
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4 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1454 |
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5 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1354 |
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6 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1707 |
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7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2075 |
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8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1222 |
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9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1402 |
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10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1446 |
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11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2036 |
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12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1442 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1465 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1387 |
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15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1380 |
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16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1563 |
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17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1435 |
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18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1464 |
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19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1381 |
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20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1404 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1283 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1456 |
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23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1441 |
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24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1448 |
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25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1542 |
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