Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10106
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8446
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7723
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7413
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7134
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5170
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4069
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4066
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3886
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3857
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3799
12	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3795
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3765
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3675
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3660
16	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3613
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3611
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3580
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3577
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3572
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3514
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3507
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3495
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3492
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3477

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2375
2	A new bucket - The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clin...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	925
3	A girl goes to the doctor... - A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1093
4	Fishing on the lake - |A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1981
5	Marines and the police - |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1001
6	The Yuppette had risen to executive level... - The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	983
7	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... - 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinne...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1734
8	Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1025
9	Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1923
10	Trapped within a bog - |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy sho...Read the whole joke	Ethnical Jokes	2195
11	Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	918
12	How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck? - How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and ...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2094
13	A hoppercraft! - |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1029
14	Undercover detective - |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	959
15	A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter... - A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the cou...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	899
16	How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus? - How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	991
17	A man walks into a friend and sees... - A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1097
18	What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	996
19	West Ham's ground - |A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room w...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1137
20	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	2066
21	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1043
22	Throw away exhibits - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1776
23	Why do men die before their wives? - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	980
24	Many moons - There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	909
25	A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	959

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10106
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1924
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3014
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2542
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2712
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2655
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3398
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3580
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2834
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2912
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3382
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2718
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3142
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2193
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2667
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2647
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3055
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2677
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2943
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2813
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2630
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2592
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2758
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2715
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2714