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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4650 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4273 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4157 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3849 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1747 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1632 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1581 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1572 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1568 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1566 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1548 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1547 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1492 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1477 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1472 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1466 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1438 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1418 Rating:6 | Voted:4
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1409 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1406 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1395 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1357 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
- Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke
Animal World 281 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 There is a monkey in the bar
- |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 755 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Two Nuns
- There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...
- Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 515 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A man let out a humongous burp...
- A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke
Situations 359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What's the definition of the perfect woman?
- Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?Sh...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 450 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A blind man vists the state of Texas
- |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the se...Read the whole joke
Common Jokes 763 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
- Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million yea...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 283 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 How do you circumcise a redneck?
- How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A use for Viagra
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 707 Rating:6 | Voted:1
11 A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 438 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A stolen credit card
- |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 610 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The baseball demands
- |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case an...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 632 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 785 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Why did God create man first?
- Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 302 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 847 Rating:8 | Voted:1
17 The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 430 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A mouse sandwich!
- |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Speaking of Sex
- A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 643 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 875 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
- What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
- Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 412 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
- The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 383 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 708 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 George W - College Days
- George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 645 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 718 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1319 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 713 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 677 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1292 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1296 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 701 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 736 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 735 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 692 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 271 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 560 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 659 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1344 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 988 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1357 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 950 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1072 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 771 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 741 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 364 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 771 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Flying in the plane
- |Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful ...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 596 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 511 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 627 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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