Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10508
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8843
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8093
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7800
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7469
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5794
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4341
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4333
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4181
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4060
11	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4046
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4044
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3999
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3899
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3887
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3840
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3834
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3816
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3750
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3748
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3717
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3692
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3682
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3679
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3670

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A game of golf - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	2342
2	An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by... - An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	2271
3	Economics astrology - |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2359
4	BUY YUGO WAR BONDS - BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	968
5	New Driver's License - Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and c...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1959
6	Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke	Animal World	997
7	Wife isn't in the car - |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1915
8	A definition of God - A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1044
9	Who is Drunk????? - The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1337
10	Commercial - Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1096
11	He is new to baseball - |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to at...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1581
12	How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2072
13	With a mouse warming party - |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1267
14	Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts... - Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1245
15	Where are my pyjamas? - A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1346
16	Go to save my friend - |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	2059
17	A hot meal - Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1091
18	If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas... - |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1081
19	Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be... - Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1144
20	Be politically correct - |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. S...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	1022
21	Poor Rabbi! - A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Ear...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1138
22	A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... - A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1071
23	Why can't Chinese barbecue? - Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1337
24	One of my first evenings back from overseas... - One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1105
25	A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1286

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10508
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2080
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7469
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3289
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2716
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2878
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2841
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3717
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3840
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3050
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3198
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3692
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2902
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3396
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2372
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2808
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2819
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3335
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2821
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3211
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3069
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2756
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2783
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2908
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2867