Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3460
2	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3251
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3136
4	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3125
5	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3039
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1437
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1341
8	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1306
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1294
10	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1254
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1250
12	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1247
13	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1246
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1235
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1228
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1228
17	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1199
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1182
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1167
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1155
21	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1142
22	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1138
23	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1130
24	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1120
25	Write for mail order - |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	1103

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas... - |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	936
2	Sex Education - A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	288
3	I often feel guilty - |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	593
4	Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	266
5	What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke	Animal World	304
6	A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke	Situations	322
7	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	509
8	Hacker syndrome - |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	195
9	If she went out with me - |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	545
10	What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? - What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	583
11	These two sperm were swimming around... - These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	347
12	A good student - It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	511
13	Miracle Bra Alternative - Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full l...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	262
14	Poor Turkey! - When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	429
15	Mouse Tse Tung! - |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	206
16	When it's raining cats and dogs! - |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	233
17	Human DNA Code (C) God - God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	168
18	Call In Sick... - Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	366
19	How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? - How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	237
20	What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? - What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	166
21	Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway... - Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," sai...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	213
22	Evaluating progress - |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Act...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	510
23	Why is the snail the strongest animal? - |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	187
24	A man goes to the doctor with a long history of... - A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	223
25	What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap?? - What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	316

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3460
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1083
3	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1066
4	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1046
5	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1047
6	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	443
7	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	337
8	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1067
9	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	763
10	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1090
11	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	685
12	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	574
13	Try to catch the rabbit - |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	282
14	Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	365
15	stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1027
16	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	571
17	Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	638
18	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1005
19	Motherinlaw's Funeral - A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	430
20	Jump out of the plane! - An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	703
21	Death becomes nerd - A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	643
22	My Dog - Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	540
23	Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	597
24	Sunday School - Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	551
25	A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke	Animal World	292