Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10117
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8458
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7737
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7424
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7144
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5171
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4077
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4076
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3898
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3863
11	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3805
12	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3803
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3774
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3676
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3661
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3622
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3620
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3588
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3580
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3577
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3515
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3508
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3498
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3492
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3477

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A walking economy - |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	994
2	Why have not Women landed on the Moon? - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1006
3	Giving very odd excuses - |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1074
4	Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets... - Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke	Situations	1055
5	What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little... - Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go e...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1217
6	This man got his prescription for Viagra... - This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1243
7	What food best describes a man? - What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	947
8	Worries about mad cow disease - |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1313
9	Gorilla Golf - A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flas...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	2002
10	The Insensitive Gorilla - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2006
11	It finally happened - A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint P...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1838
12	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2671
13	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2 - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1077
14	Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the... - Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1397
15	A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man... - A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1080
16	How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke	Animal World	931
17	Buy me bras! - "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke	Situations	1124
18	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2316
19	At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1101
20	Bee jokes 01 - |Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	899
21	Pictures from police - |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1262
22	Businessman is dying - |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2217
23	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	2219
24	At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador... - At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	845
25	A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other... - A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke	Situations	1017

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10117
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1929
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3026
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2548
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2714
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2660
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3407
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3588
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2844
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2922
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3392
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2718
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3150
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2200
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2667
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2649
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3066
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2678
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2953
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2819
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2630
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2596
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2758
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2717
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2714