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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4817 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4451 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4321 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4024 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3883 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1824 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1713 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1637 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1637 Rating:4 | Voted:6
10 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1629 Rating:4 | Voted:1
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1612 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1608 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1603 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1555 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1551 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1539 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1537 Rating:6 | Voted:1
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1522 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1500 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1474 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1472 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1468 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1453 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1418 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight Savings Time Reform
- Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings ...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 328 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The way he died
- A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 661 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 She: Do you think of me when...
- She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 321 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 why the television is better than the World Wide Web
- |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Taliban Tank
- How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 668 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Taxes
- The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 714 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
- Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 778 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 George W - College Days
- George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 An anti-bat spray
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Alice is in UNIX land
- |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
- Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
- Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Angering the Irishman
- |Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to th...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Would you please do me a favor?
- |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
- What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 699 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
- What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 277 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Stupid Funny Quotes
- "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow ast...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 908 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Purchasing a turkey
- |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 646 Rating:6 | Voted:2
19 Different Kinds of Doctors
- There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 377 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What do you call a blonde lesbian?
- What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
- Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The Feline Diet
- |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1039 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Are the pilots flying blind?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke
Common Jokes 677 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 754 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 777 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 749 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 877 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1375 Rating:10 | Voted:2
6 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 759 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 723 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1347 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 682 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 734 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 707 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 760 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 791 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 791 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 750 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 784 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 766 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 322 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 656 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 709 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Looking for a monkey wrench
- An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 295 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...
- Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 357 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1397 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 451 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 1045 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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