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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3882 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3655 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3478 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3471 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3388 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1520 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1495 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1482 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1473 Rating:4 | Voted:1
11 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1469 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1465 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1426 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1406 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1390 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1361 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1334 Rating:5 | Voted:3
21 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1316 Rating:2 | Voted:4
22 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1312 Rating:5 | Voted:2
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1308 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1296 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1266 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Catching a criminal
- |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate ...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Farm jokes 08
- |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Miami mice!
- |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 257 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
- How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 391 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...
- What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 571 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Play doctor
- Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 245 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Evaluation comments
- |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke
Mixed Jokes 603 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 261 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 989 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 580 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The story with the moral
- In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke
Animal World 895 Rating:8 | Voted:1
13 Divorce decision
- "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex
- TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 635 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Explaining his claim
- |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 229 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 695 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
- What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 687 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 keep flies out of the kitchen
- |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 242 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Two gay men were in bed fooling around...
- Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 754 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Stupid drunk blonde
- |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, t...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
- What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 374 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist...
- Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 265 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest...
- Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the thir...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 675 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3882 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1253 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1239 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1208 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1202 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 607 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 476 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1250 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 897 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1266 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 859 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 989 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 693 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 685 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 426 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 525 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1168 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 732 Rating:9 | Voted:3
19 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 789 Rating:9 | Voted:3
20 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1167 Rating:9 | Voted:1
21 Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 669 Rating:9 | Voted:2
22 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 602 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 861 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 777 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 717 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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