Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9946
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8245
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7548
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7247
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6971
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	4957
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3938
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3835
9	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3768
10	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3728
11	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3723
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3613
13	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3610
14	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3609
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3584
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3513
17	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3505
18	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3503
19	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3483
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3456
21	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3443
22	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3431
23	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3427
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3415
25	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3391

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Stick your tongue out... - Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1076
2	Blonde Car Accident - |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	882
3	What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes? - Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	998
4	A little kid comes running into the backyard... - A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	874
5	Question answer 03 - |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as t...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1889
6	Maggot Thatcher! - |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	2013
7	If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes - If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	959
8	A good chess player - |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1297
9	Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke	Animal World	874
10	31??..32??? - At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball t...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1857
11	A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo... - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke	Animal World	948
12	A rubbish bin! - |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	942
13	Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep... - Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke	Situations	1010
14	Thankful he's drunk - |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	888
15	Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1110
16	Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs - |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	974
17	What should they get? - |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	928
18	He just beetled off! - |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	920
19	How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus? - How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	964
20	Settling a cow case - |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1742
21	A blonde detective - |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1867
22	The Speed of Time by Age - The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	912
23	Who keeps saying those things? - |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	2259
24	Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway... - Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," sai...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	956
25	How are you doing? - |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1742

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9946
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1864
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2889
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2475
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2639
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2577
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3269
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3391
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2701
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2760
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3290
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2651
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3018
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2122
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2612
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2590
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2923
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2618
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2818
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2691
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2569
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2513
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2698
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2657
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2651