Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10500
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8837
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8088
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7793
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7465
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5782
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4334
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4324
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4173
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4053
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4039
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4033
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3989
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3893
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3881
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3828
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3825
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3807
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3742
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3741
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3710
22	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3680
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3675
24	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3675
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3659

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Little Johnny comes home from school... - Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1141
2	The three survivors of the shipwreck... - The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigat...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1023
3	Tell what happened - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1974
4	The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with... - The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1071
5	Who exactly are we kidding? - But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1006
6	This dog is acting bad - |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2815
7	Conversation over dinner - Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: De...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1006
8	Time for the wedding - |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1107
9	A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat... - A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "Th...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1250
10	MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON - MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	1058
11	Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2369
12	Elephant jokes 11 - |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1420
13	King of the Jungle - Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1630
14	This dog loves people - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1042
15	Abe Lincoln - An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	2306
16	Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire... - The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	2489
17	The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many... - The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	2033
18	Question answer 07 - |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1983
19	Sign of drinking problem - Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	2132
20	Jewish telegram - Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1076
21	A girl sat sobbing in the police station... - A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1515
22	A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	1968
23	Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password - |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2645
24	Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper - Bill of No Rights by ...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1033
25	A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	964

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10500
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2075
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7465
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3284
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2712
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2871
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2834
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3710
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3828
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3044
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3191
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3680
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2892
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3385
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2363
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2804
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2809
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3332
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2816
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3202
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3062
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2749
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2775
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2902
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2862