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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3627 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3397 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3261 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3255 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1413 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1372 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1369 Rating:4 | Voted:1
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1333 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1292 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1257 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1236 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1211 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1203 Rating:5 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1196 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1191 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1191 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Write for mail order
- |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1156 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 344 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Most dentists chairs go up and down...
- Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Lawyer's personal injury
- |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 234 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Thin People Don't
- |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...
- A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in th...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
- Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 225 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Making cars drive
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 561 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 seven course meal
- |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 506 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Monkey travels in space
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 207 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
- Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 323 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 There was a young man from Kent...
- There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself tro...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 585 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Dissapointing
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 220 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
- A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 575 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 beer and a box
- A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
- On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 If IBM made toasters...
- If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 564 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Honeymoon II
- The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
- What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Female hormones in beer
- |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 219 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
- One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find...Read the whole joke
Animal World 192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Whats black and white and red all over?
- Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 276 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 576 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 i got a referal
- I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of ...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 634 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 An economist's logic
- |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 677 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3627 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1149 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1134 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1099 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1103 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 493 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 395 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1135 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 814 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1151 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 757 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 621 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 337 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 420 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1075 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 635 Rating:9 | Voted:3
17 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 692 Rating:9 | Voted:3
18 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1057 Rating:9 | Voted:1
19 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 495 Rating:8 | Voted:1
20 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 758 Rating:8 | Voted:1
21 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 688 Rating:8 | Voted:1
22 My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 606 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 669 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 615 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
Animal World 342 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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