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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4524 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4124 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4031 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3707 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1668 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1551 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1521 Rating:8 | Voted:2
9 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1500 Rating:4 | Voted:1
11 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1494 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1488 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1441 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1436 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1422 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1414 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1393 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1359 Rating:5 | Voted:3
21 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1342 Rating:2 | Voted:4
22 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1339 Rating:5 | Voted:2
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1337 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1323 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1293 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A croakus!
- |What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 276 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Want some of this?
- Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Quotes of Yogi Berra
- |Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseba...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 266 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A department store had to call off its special...
- A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke
Situations 665 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Two men are discussing their lives...
- Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 229 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Two homosexuals were talking when...
- Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 595 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
- John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 637 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 640 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
- Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 329 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 243 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Fish cost a fortune
- |Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the ...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 645 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 I'll use my seeing eye dog
- |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 435 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Ant jokes 01
- |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What d...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 260 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
- What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
- Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 page...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The way to a heart of a man
- The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 256 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What is the definition of Agony?
- What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 250 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Computer help stories
- |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 212 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Nearsightedness
- I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpo...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 380 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
- An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke
Situations 421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The absolved
- There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 259 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A delicacy
- An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 634 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Contacting a friend
- |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 553 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
- Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1279 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1263 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1232 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1227 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 642 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 676 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 636 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 499 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1277 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 926 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1293 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 887 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1015 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 719 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 708 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 454 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 555 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1194 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 760 Rating:9 | Voted:3
20 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 818 Rating:9 | Voted:3
21 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1189 Rating:9 | Voted:1
22 Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 696 Rating:9 | Voted:2
23 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 633 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 886 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 799 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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