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Top Readed Jokes
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Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8988 |
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Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
7330 |
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Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6613 |
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Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6281 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6085 |
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6 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
3949 |
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7 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3044 |
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8 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2979 |
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9 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2972 |
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10 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2942 |
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11 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2818 |
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Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2814 |
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13 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2794 |
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14 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2749 |
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15 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2715 |
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16 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2702 |
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17 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2701 |
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Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2688 |
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19 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2659 |
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20 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2659 |
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21 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2655 |
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22 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2632 |
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23 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2628 |
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24 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2587 |
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25 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2585 |
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Random Jokes
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet... - Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
910 |
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2 |
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree? - How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
976 |
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What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and... - Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
959 |
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Heated passions - Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
963 |
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5 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
782 |
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What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? - What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi....Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
954 |
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New weapon Chicken Gun - |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
899 |
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8 |
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist... - Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
901 |
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9 |
How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1560 |
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10 |
Stop credit card fraud - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
829 |
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11 |
Why don't oysters give to charity? - Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1560 |
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12 |
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply... - A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1636 |
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13 |
He's a drunk driver - |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
940 |
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14 |
Space shuttle mission to the Moon - There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1625 |
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15 |
5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes |
1471 |
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16 |
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having... - On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
1039 |
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17 |
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother... - Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
829 |
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18 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
854 |
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19 |
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg... - A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
1004 |
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20 |
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay? - How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
1560 |
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21 |
A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
1540 |
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22 |
During a recent publicity outing... - During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
851 |
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23 |
Driving home very drunk - |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
1647 |
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24 |
Stealing from a store - |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
977 |
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Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1582 |
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Top Voted Jokes
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8988 |
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2 |
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1097 |
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3 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2058 |
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4 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1667 |
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5 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1868 |
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Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1791 |
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
2383 |
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Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2523 |
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May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1870 |
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Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1888 |
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Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2508 |
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Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1868 |
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All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
2113 |
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14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1792 |
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Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1801 |
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True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2052 |
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The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1867 |
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18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1974 |
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19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1850 |
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20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1783 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1688 |
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yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1866 |
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The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1872 |
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24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1864 |
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25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1945 |
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