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1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8646 |
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2 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6965 |
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3 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6315 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5943 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5794 |
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6 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
3209 |
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7 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2760 |
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8 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2729 |
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9 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2720 |
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10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2684 |
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11 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2606 |
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12 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2575 |
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13 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2551 |
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14 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2499 |
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15 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2492 |
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16 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2487 |
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17 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2447 |
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18 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2445 |
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19 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2445 |
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20 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2443 |
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21 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2416 |
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22 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2387 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2380 |
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24 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2377 |
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25 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2363 |
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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim... - A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
836 |
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2 |
Why is a joke like pussy? - Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it....Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
761 |
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3 |
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell - 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1403 |
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4 |
Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
668 |
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5 |
THE LAND OF OZ - THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
675 |
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6 |
The corporate boat race - |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
618 |
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7 |
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day... - An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
833 |
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8 |
A snail buys a fast new car - |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1066 |
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9 |
Sinatra's Obituary - Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
1263 |
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10 |
A Greek BBQ - How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
718 |
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11 |
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton... - A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
1399 |
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12 |
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia... - For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
771 |
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13 |
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? - What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
1287 |
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14 |
Course of action - One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
1292 |
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15 |
Farm jokes 07 - |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
719 |
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16 |
Guess who knows the state capitals? - |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
712 |
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17 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show... - A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
849 |
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18 |
Every precaution - I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
734 |
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19 |
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment... - The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes |
867 |
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20 |
Where in earth have you been! - |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
1211 |
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21 |
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems... - Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called ...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
621 |
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22 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients - |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1262 |
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23 |
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field... - Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes ...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
648 |
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24 |
What kind of clothes are there? - What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
659 |
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25 |
Talking on the plane - |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
1278 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8646 |
 |
2 |
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
898 |
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3 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1764 |
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4 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1458 |
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5 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1656 |
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6 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1574 |
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7 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
2076 |
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8 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2258 |
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9 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1435 |
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10 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1598 |
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11 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1607 |
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12 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2236 |
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13 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1649 |
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14 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1746 |
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15 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1582 |
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16 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1575 |
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17 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1765 |
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18 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1631 |
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19 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1679 |
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20 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1566 |
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21 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1585 |
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22 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1477 |
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23 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1650 |
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24 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1643 |
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25 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1660 |
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