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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3384 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3168 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3056 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3054 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2954 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1392 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1290 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1260 Rating:4 | Voted:1
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1255 Rating:8 | Voted:2
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1209 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1206 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1204 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1203 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1186 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1152 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1142 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1132 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1119 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1104 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1102 Rating:5 | Voted:3
23 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1090 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 Write for mail order
- |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1078 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1077 Rating:2 | Voted:4


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
- Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The whole world could be happy
- |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 497 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 502 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Math is turning bad
- |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
- Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 443 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 One day a boy asks his dad...
- One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
- Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't u...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 262 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Lawyers are greedy
- |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 162 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Emacs acronyms
- |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 164 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The Insensitive Gorilla
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke
Animal World 547 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Tombstone Epitaph X
- The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMar...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 182 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 The Coincidence
- A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her an...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 230 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
- Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 514 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 508 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A drill instructor at Airborne school was...
- A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 411 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 257 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Why do men die before their wives?
- Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 195 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Why are blonde jokes so short?
- Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 220 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...
- If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald f...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 454 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Twice a day
- This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 284 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A small boy was lost, so he went up...
- A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 572 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
- Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 452 Rating:4 | Voted:1
25 Old enough for cursing
- Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 292 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3384 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1044 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1026 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1016 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1009 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 417 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 314 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1026 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 739 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1050 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 646 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 546 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 243 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 326 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1001 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 535 Rating:9 | Voted:3
17 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 599 Rating:9 | Voted:3
18 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 977 Rating:9 | Voted:1
19 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 397 Rating:8 | Voted:1
20 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 676 Rating:8 | Voted:1
21 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 608 Rating:8 | Voted:1
22 My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 504 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 561 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 512 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
Animal World 269 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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