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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4896 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4530 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4394 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4127 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3993 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1857 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1741 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1677 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1658 Rating:4 | Voted:7
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1650 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1646 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1641 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1622 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1573 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1566 Rating:6 | Voted:1
17 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1566 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1544 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1534 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1510 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1496 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1492 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1475 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1440 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
- 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 872 Rating:4 | Voted:1
2 Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 770 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Orgasmic Problems
- The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-m...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 247 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 GIRL'S CONFESSION
- GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Harpsichord jokes
- |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 642 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
- Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 291 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...
- There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 753 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Dogs and Light Bulbs
- |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1192 Rating:2 | Voted:2
9 Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
- Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 man and E.T
- |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 696 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Giving away a horse
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 576 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 818 Rating:5 | Voted:5
13 The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
- The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 405 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
- Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A fair price
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 After the fall in Garden of Eden...
- After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 313 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A thin mouse!
- |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 383 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
- Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 452 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
- What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The highly-skilled fly
- |A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship...
- Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Impro...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 287 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Public school dangers
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 You might be a redneck if... possum
- There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home....Read the whole joke
Redneck Jokes 786 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What is the definition of a virgin?
- What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 353 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Rabbi's anniversary present
- A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii f...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 713 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 775 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 935 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 804 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 771 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 683 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 912 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1403 Rating:10 | Voted:2
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 775 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1366 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 709 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 755 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 723 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 927 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 829 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 820 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 724 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 780 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 811 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 812 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 770 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 803 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 785 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 334 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 679 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 736 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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