Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9480
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7763
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7071
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6774
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6525
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	4356
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3480
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3389
9	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3366
10	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3320
11	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3237
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3194
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3179
14	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3171
15	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3143
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3105
17	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3093
18	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3093
19	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3044
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3042
21	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3029
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3023
23	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3009
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2982
25	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2971

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	If a vegetarian eats vegetables... - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1727
2	It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look... - It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1031
3	What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? - What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1982
4	10 Husbands, Still a Virgin? - A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	922
5	What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of... - What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1783
6	Marriage Anonymous - With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anon...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	906
7	The woman's secret - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1962
8	New Lumberjack - A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1755
9	Sweet, Sweet Road Rage - An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1886
10	Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises... - Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	903
11	Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) - What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1658
12	How do I know anything really exists? - How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1566
13	A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... - A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	920
14	Breast Awareness - Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Pe...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1776
15	Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail - Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	948
16	How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1164
17	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1850
18	Playing tabla - Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1871
19	Answering Machine Recording - Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1624
20	Phone company's errors - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	830
21	What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? - What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	890
22	On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob... - On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	969
23	Fred Dingaling - Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	1821
24	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2174
25	What did the man say when he walked... - Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	844

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9480
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1469
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2491
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2063
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2247
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2174
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2824
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2961
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2269
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2311
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2902
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2258
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2560
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2179
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2174
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2472
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2231
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2402
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2267
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2162
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2093
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2279
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2243
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2237
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2329