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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6198 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5611 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5513 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5260 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2239 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2187 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2163 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2159 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2133 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2104 Rating:5 | Voted:2
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2069 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2063 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2028 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2022 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2019 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2016 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2004 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1985 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1968 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1945 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1943 Rating:7 | Voted:9
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1900 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Software development cycle
- |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 516 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
- A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Whats the diffrence
- whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1083 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 1202 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Psychiatric Hotline
- Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 487 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
- One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 922 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1090 Rating:7 | Voted:9
8 A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 615 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
- If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 How to be a Good Wife
- How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
- What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke
Animal World 532 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
- What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 562 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
- What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1222 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 My dad's a Lawyer
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 537 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke
Animal World 475 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The Apple explosion
- |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...
- Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 495 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A woman visits her physician...
- A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 515 Rating:8 | Voted:1
20 I don't owe anything for this drink
- |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 636 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
- This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 594 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Can't take it with you
- Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 661 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A lost frog!
- |What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 539 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke
Situations 689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
- A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 703 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1257 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1052 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1233 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1135 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1449 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1168 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1828 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1013 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1192 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1237 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1814 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1229 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1190 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1167 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1149 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1343 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1229 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1236 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1160 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1188 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1072 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1241 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1230 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1224 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1289 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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