Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4650
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4273
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4157
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3849
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3670
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1747
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1632
8	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1581
9	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1572
10	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1568
11	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1566
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1548
13	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1547
14	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1543
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1504
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1492
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1477
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1472
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1466
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1438
21	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1418
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1409
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1406
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1395
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1357

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke	Animal World	281
2	There is a monkey in the bar - |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	755
3	Two Nuns - There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	316
4	Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday... - Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	515
5	A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke	Situations	359
6	What's the definition of the perfect woman? - Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?Sh...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	450
7	A blind man vists the state of Texas - |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the se...Read the whole joke	Common Jokes	763
8	Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? - Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million yea...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	283
9	How do you circumcise a redneck? - How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	271
10	A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	707
11	A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day... - A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	438
12	A stolen credit card - |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	610
13	The baseball demands - |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case an...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	632
14	Buying drinks at a bar - |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	785
15	Why did God create man first? - Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	302
16	Death becomes nerd - A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	847
17	The ages of man - God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	430
18	A mouse sandwich! - |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	356
19	Speaking of Sex - A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	643
20	A blind pilot is flying this plane? - |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	875
21	What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet? - What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	301
22	Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? - Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	412
23	The Wisdom of Youth Never give up - The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	383
24	About last night - After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	708
25	George W - College Days - George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	645

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	718
2	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1319
3	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	713
4	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	677
5	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1292
6	Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1296
7	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	701
8	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	736
9	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	735
10	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	692
11	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	271
12	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	560
13	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	659
14	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1344
15	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	988
16	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1357
17	What do they call condoms in Germany? - What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	950
18	Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1072
19	The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	771
20	Clean those restrooms - |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	741
21	An engineer and a programmer - |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	364
22	Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	771
23	Flying in the plane - |Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful ...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	596
24	Try to catch the rabbit - |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	511
25	Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	627