Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5223
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4805
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4691
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4437
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4318
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1969
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1855
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1789
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1771
10	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1770
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1753
12	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1748
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1748
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1724
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1679
16	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1671
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1664
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1658
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1648
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1640
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1616
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1603
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1601
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1577
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1535

Random Jokes

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1	What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? - What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	845
2	Try to spell that name - |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the dri...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	348
3	Your spinning me a yarn here! - |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	343
4	What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? - What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	697
5	I flattened your cat - |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	689
6	An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke	Animal World	308
7	Food fight in a store - |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	741
8	What is the proper weight for an attorney? - What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	345
9	A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car... - A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	455
10	You Know You're Out Of College When... - 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	893
11	The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	336
12	On their wedding night the husband was so self... - On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	395
13	Bill Gates can choose his punishment - |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	314
14	Bonkistry - Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	362
15	Is this really your third marriage? - Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	340
16	Because they squeak! - |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	380
17	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	815
18	Don't Forget! - An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	491
19	Dream flying planes - |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	963
20	I Want to Buy That - |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	356
21	An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship... - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	855
22	What do the Pope and the Giants have in common? - What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	816
23	A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport... - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	771
24	Lawyer Means... - What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	323
25	A lesson in ebonics - A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	453

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	875
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	905
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	872
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	778
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1029
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	840
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1496
8	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	868
9	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1456
10	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	877
11	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	810
12	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	848
13	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	812
14	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1007
15	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	915
16	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	911
17	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	815
18	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	867
19	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	907
20	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	901
21	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	872
22	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	917
23	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	880
24	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	418
25	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	772