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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3529 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3327 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3201 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3189 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1380 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1337 Rating:4 | Voted:1
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1333 Rating:8 | Voted:2
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1282 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1281 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1280 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1261 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1260 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1229 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1213 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1202 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1186 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1168 Rating:5 | Voted:3
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1167 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1159 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1155 Rating:2 | Voted:4
25 Write for mail order
- |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1131 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Olympic condoms
- A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
- Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.Aft...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 205 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Newly issued alcohol warnings
- |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What is green and smells like pig?
- What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 218 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing you usually hear before...
- What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck di...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Another yamamma...
- Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 203 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 202 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Majority rules
- So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in a...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 183 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 THE LAND OF OZ
- THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 187 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
- Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke
Situations 260 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Embarrassing moments
- Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...Read the whole joke
Situations 233 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
- What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What's a definition of a gynecologist?
- What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 260 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Footless Parrot
- Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke
Animal World 238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Lease nuclear weapons
- |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 213 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 237 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
- Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four Norseman of the Apo...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 How do you play Iraqi bingo?
- How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 567 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 The Diet
- The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass s...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 236 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Poor batman!
- A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 201 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Should have glasses
- |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 195 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Lost far from a home
- |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 248 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A six year old comes crying...
- A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry,...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 666 Rating:9 | Voted:3
25 Bonkistry
- Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 220 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3529 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1108 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1097 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1068 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1070 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 469 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 371 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1091 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 794 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1117 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 716 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 599 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 306 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 389 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1050 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 602 Rating:9 | Voted:3
17 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 666 Rating:9 | Voted:3
18 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1029 Rating:9 | Voted:1
19 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 464 Rating:8 | Voted:1
20 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 732 Rating:8 | Voted:1
21 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 669 Rating:8 | Voted:1
22 My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 570 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 627 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 577 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
Animal World 314 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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