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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 9004 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7337 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6623 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6297 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 3963 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3059 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2985 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2984 Rating:3 | Voted:1
10 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2945 Rating:7 | Voted:6
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2826 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2822 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2798 Rating:6 | Voted:1
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2758 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2719 Rating:7 | Voted:3
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2711 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2701 Rating:6 | Voted:3
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2663 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2663 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2659 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2643 Rating:7 | Voted:9
23 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2633 Rating:1 | Voted:1
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2591 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2588 Rating:2 | Voted:4


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
- What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 960 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 cross a worm and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1400 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A practical joke involving jello
- |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 959 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Two goldfish are in a tank...
- Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1020 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Loud, mad, or sad
- |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1630 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...
- An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 834 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 An artist asked the gallery owner...
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1072 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Stupid attorneys
- |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 1573 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 New scientific thoeries IV
- New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 832 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Visiting kindergarten
- |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 877 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A loving couple
- Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above t...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 1017 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 ...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 886 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
- The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke
Situations 1497 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke
Situations 847 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 1789 Rating:6 | Voted:2
16 Amicable old lady
- "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 1425 Rating:6 | Voted:1
17 A failed attempt
- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 842 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Microsoft Market Penetration
- Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 907 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Fixing broken computers
- |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 875 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1465 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A man calls his family doctor...
- A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 906 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 You're not going to believe this!
- A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 858 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 R.A.P.
- R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 1497 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
- Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 946 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
- Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 906 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 9004 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1102 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 2068 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1671 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1871 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1794 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2396 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2534 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1881 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1900 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2520 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1871 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 2125 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1795 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1808 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2062 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1871 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1983 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1859 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1788 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1691 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1870 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1876 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1868 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1950 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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