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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4847 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4489 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4361 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4073 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3937 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1728 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1659 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1652 Rating:4 | Voted:6
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1649 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1640 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1623 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1615 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1566 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1557 Rating:6 | Voted:1
18 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1551 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1532 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1521 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1489 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1482 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1480 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1467 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1427 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 In And Out Of Puddles
- A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 418 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Stolen Car
- Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke
Situations 328 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
- Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 686 Rating:2 | Voted:1
4 The plane is crashing into the ocean
- |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 824 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How do they do it?
- How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 305 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What's on your back?
- A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A cattleman from West Texas died...
- A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Indian chief's signal
- |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A young girl is speaking with her father...
- A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 389 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 yo mama so fat.. cereal
- Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 675 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Kermit the Frog
- |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 294 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 This guy was driving down the highway...
- This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The cop asked the man for his...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 337 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Olympic city bribery
- |The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 713 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Lacking all religion
- |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 639 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Don't give us a bad name
- |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Some horse-play
- The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 295 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Elephants V
- Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke
Animal World 339 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
- |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
- Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 386 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 646 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Knitting and driving
- |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 307 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Chain Letter Type III
- Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 679 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The accident report
- |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of ...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 293 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Normal car is better
- |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of mil...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 654 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 765 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 928 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 790 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 765 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 894 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1390 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 768 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 733 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1357 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 699 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 746 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 715 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 917 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 822 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 812 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 716 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 772 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 804 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 803 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 763 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 796 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 778 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 331 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 667 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 722 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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