Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4847
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4489
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4361
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4073
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3937
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1840
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1728
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1659
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1652
10	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1649
11	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1640
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1628
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1623
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1615
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1566
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1560
17	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1557
18	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1551
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1532
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1521
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1489
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1482
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1480
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1467
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1427

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	In And Out Of Puddles - A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	418
2	Stolen Car - Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke	Situations	328
3	Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home... - Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	686
4	The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	824
5	How do they do it? - How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	305
6	What's on your back? - A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	667
7	A cattleman from West Texas died... - A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	395
8	Indian chief's signal - |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	343
9	A young girl is speaking with her father... - A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	389
10	yo mama so fat.. cereal - Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	675
11	Kermit the Frog - |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	294
12	This guy was driving down the highway... - This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The cop asked the man for his...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	337
13	Olympic city bribery - |The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	713
14	Lacking all religion - |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	639
15	Don't give us a bad name - |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	314
16	Some horse-play - The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	295
17	Cow Pat Lip Gloss - An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	526
18	Elephants V - Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke	Animal World	339
19	Top ten ways to annoy your waiter - |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	365
20	Sobel goes into the optometrist's office... - Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	386
21	A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	646
22	Knitting and driving - |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	307
23	Chain Letter Type III - Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	679
24	The accident report - |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of ...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	293
25	Normal car is better - |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of mil...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	654

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	765
2	Mom, I'm pregnant! - One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	928
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	790
4	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	765
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	894
6	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1390
7	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	768
8	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	733
9	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1357
10	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	699
11	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	746
12	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	715
13	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	917
14	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	822
15	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	812
16	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	716
17	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	772
18	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	804
19	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	803
20	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	763
21	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	796
22	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	778
23	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	331
24	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	667
25	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	722