Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9998
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8327
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7619
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7304
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7033
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5080
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3977
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3963
9	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3800
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3781
11	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3747
12	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3699
13	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3667
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3632
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3607
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3555
17	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3531
18	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3525
19	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3524
20	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3490
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3479
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3465
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3450
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3447
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3433

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Freudian Slip - The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1022
2	Question answer 08 - |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1980
3	Never talk to the parrot - |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1257
4	If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2405
5	A name for a penis - A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	984
6	Sleep well - Life Insurance Agent:Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	800
7	Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1027
8	A girl runs home to her mother crying... - A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	924
9	A lady was in a hardware store looking at... - A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1066
10	Replacing lab rats with lawyers - |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	890
11	Olympic condoms - A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1231
12	Democrats on the front porch - This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1073
13	Chain Letter Type lI - Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	2031
14	What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? - What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	1998
15	Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor... - Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	927
16	Viola jokes - |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	1987
17	Cat jokes 08 - |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	885
18	Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven... - Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1179
19	insults part 1 - He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1912
20	Show him your cross - Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	914
21	You might be a redneck if... bowling - You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	1797
22	A six year old comes crying... - A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry,...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	941
23	Question answer 04 - |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Wh...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1876
24	Hoppalong Cassidy! - |What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	932
25	Bagpipe jokes - |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	915

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	9998
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1881
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2919
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2492
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2656
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2595
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3304
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3490
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2739
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2803
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3331
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2671
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3050
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2142
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2627
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2603
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2959
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2633
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2852
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2723
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2587
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2531
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2714
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2672
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2670