Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5414
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4936
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4811
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4581
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4477
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2039
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1926
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1875
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1843
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1839
11	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1821
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1814
13	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1809
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1788
15	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1746
16	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1743
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1726
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1722
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1714
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1706
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1683
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1670
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1663
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1641
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1595

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? - Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	369
2	Wife isn't in the car - |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	747
3	How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex? - How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	382
4	They're boasting about race records - |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	531
5	A girl sat sobbing in the police station... - A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	527
6	A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years... - A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	789
7	The little boy comes home from school and asks mom... - The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	493
8	Froglights! - |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	394
9	At the spawn shop! - |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	347
10	Kidnappers caught him - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	782
11	Movie Ratings Explained - G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	838
12	American University Grading Procedures - American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	565
13	An old croak! - |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	335
14	A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... - A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	860
15	Stalagmice! - |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	340
16	Christmas and Hanukkah Merger - Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a pre...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	394
17	A disabled sea captain - An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye g...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	325
18	Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	332
19	Next US President - A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	371
20	A guy in a bar - The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	309
21	Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	338
22	Translations for men - |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	347
23	A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke	Situations	378
24	Bitter end - Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	460
25	What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic? - What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	319

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	932
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	965
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	928
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	843
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1103
6	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	899
7	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1553
8	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	927
9	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1519
10	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	942
11	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	881
12	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	895
13	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	864
14	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1064
15	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	965
16	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	963
17	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	866
18	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	912
19	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	959
20	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	955
21	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	933
22	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	997
23	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	948
24	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	481
25	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	831