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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3262 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3048 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2931 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2926 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2836 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1221 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1190 Rating:4 | Voted:1
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1186 Rating:8 | Voted:2
10 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1149 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1147 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1139 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1135 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1135 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1116 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1077 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1073 Rating:1 | Voted:1
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1072 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1055 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1043 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1038 Rating:5 | Voted:3
23 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1031 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 Write for mail order
- |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1023 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1010 Rating:2 | Voted:4


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
- How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A m...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 241 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Turkey Football
- The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestruttin...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Doing the Dishes
- A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough m...Read the whole joke
Situations 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A Jewish Mother
- Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 426 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 541 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 his mind
- He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 414 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Question answer 03
- |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as t...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 482 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 490 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 270 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 516 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 An American woman and an Iranian woman...
- An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two po...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 205 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke
Animal World 534 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
- Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 229 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Trick or Treat
- I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 466 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Flying in the plane
- |Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful ...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 408 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 187 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
- A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hew...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 147 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Why are you yelling that?
- |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 456 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Promoting an office
- |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 430 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Little Johnny walks into his primary school...
- Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Constipation problem
- Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 541 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 153 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 why the television is better than the World Wide Web
- |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 173 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Technology is too good
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 182 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Strange name for cats
- |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 240 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3262 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 988 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 971 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 960 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 950 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 368 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 270 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 972 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 687 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 996 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 599 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 501 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 194 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 279 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 959 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 485 Rating:9 | Voted:3
17 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 552 Rating:9 | Voted:3
18 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 921 Rating:9 | Voted:1
19 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 339 Rating:8 | Voted:1
20 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 621 Rating:8 | Voted:1
21 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 554 Rating:8 | Voted:1
22 My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 447 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 514 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 460 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
Animal World 227 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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