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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5414 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4936 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4811 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4581 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4477 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2039 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1926 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1875 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1843 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1839 Rating:4 | Voted:9
11 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1821 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1814 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1809 Rating:5 | Voted:2
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1788 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1746 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1743 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1726 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1722 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1714 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1706 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1683 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1670 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1663 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1641 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1595 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
- Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Wife isn't in the car
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 747 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
- How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 382 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 They're boasting about race records
- |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A girl sat sobbing in the police station...
- A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 527 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years...
- A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 789 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 493 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Froglights!
- |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 At the spawn shop!
- |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Kidnappers caught him
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 782 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Movie Ratings Explained
- G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 838 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 American University Grading Procedures
- American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 565 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 An old croak!
- |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 860 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
- Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a pre...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A disabled sea captain
- An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye g...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Psychiatric Hotline
- Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Next US President
- A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Partial Dosage
- Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 338 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Translations for men
- |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke
Situations 378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Bitter end
- Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 460 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 319 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 932 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 965 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 928 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 843 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1103 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 899 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1553 Rating:10 | Voted:2
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 927 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1519 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 942 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 881 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 895 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 864 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1064 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 965 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 963 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 866 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 912 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 959 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 955 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 933 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 997 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 948 Rating:10 | Voted:4
24 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 481 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 831 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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