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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6319 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5709 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5636 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5381 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5283 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2325 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2276 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2246 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2214 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2180 Rating:7 | Voted:3
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2176 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2142 Rating:6 | Voted:1
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2139 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2099 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2093 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2093 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2074 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2063 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2048 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2031 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2026 Rating:7 | Voted:9
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1978 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs...
- Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to cam...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Different Treatments
- A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always prom...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 582 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Answering Machine Recording
- Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1004 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Bird jokes 02
- |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 646 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1335 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Elephant jokes 12
- |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 528 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Weapons of Mass Destruction
- A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know...Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 981 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 544 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Far East
- Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1008 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 You can't bring that dog in this bar
- |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 532 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What time is it?
- On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 1095 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Seashore with family
- |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 1038 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
- A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 733 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Jelly
- I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 621 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 1279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Get money to heaven
- |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 571 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 672 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Will I live any longer?
- |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
- This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 625 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1117 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke
Situations 716 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Tough job
- A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 655 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 1136 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1335 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1123 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1302 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1207 Rating:10 | Voted:2
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1526 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1247 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1914 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1073 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1255 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1298 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1895 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1298 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1270 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1239 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1229 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1414 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1290 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1314 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1230 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1260 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1136 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1307 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1289 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1292 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1363 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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