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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5309 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4876 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4753 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4506 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4385 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2003 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1896 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1828 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1806 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1803 Rating:4 | Voted:9
11 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1790 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1786 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1779 Rating:5 | Voted:2
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1758 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1713 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1712 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1697 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1683 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1674 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1650 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1637 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1635 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1609 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1567 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A golf club visits a local bar
- |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why do they put strings on tampons?
- Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 386 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Star Warts!
- |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A Girl Scout troop leader...
- A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Two roaches having a discussion
- |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1270 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
- What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 724 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Travel in a sailboat
- |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Elephants VI
- How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke
Animal World 356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
- Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 463 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
- Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke
Animal World 356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 373 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Heated passions
- Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 391 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 970 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...
- Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 476 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
- There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says,...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
- Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ...Read the whole joke
Situations 343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 An honest lawyer
- |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 280 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 410 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 yo mamma so fat
- Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 751 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
- A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 440 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
- 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 416 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
- Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless....Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 771 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Judy arrived home from her date...
- Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she th...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 449 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Stealing the camera
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 814 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 901 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 934 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 897 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 810 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1064 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 872 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1524 Rating:10 | Voted:2
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 900 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1492 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 911 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 849 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 869 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 837 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1030 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 940 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 936 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 837 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 885 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 931 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 924 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 904 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 964 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 916 Rating:10 | Voted:4
24 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 448 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 801 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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