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1 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5414 |
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2 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
4936 |
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3 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
4811 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
4581 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
4477 |
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6 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2039 |
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7 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1926 |
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8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1875 |
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9 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1843 |
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10 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1839 |
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11 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1821 |
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12 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1814 |
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13 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1809 |
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14 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1788 |
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15 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1746 |
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16 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1743 |
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17 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1726 |
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18 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
1722 |
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19 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
1714 |
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20 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
1706 |
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21 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1683 |
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22 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1670 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
1663 |
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24 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1641 |
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25 |
A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
1595 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? - Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
369 |
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2 |
Wife isn't in the car - |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
747 |
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3 |
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex? - How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
382 |
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4 |
They're boasting about race records - |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
531 |
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5 |
A girl sat sobbing in the police station... - A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
527 |
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6 |
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years... - A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes |
789 |
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7 |
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom... - The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
493 |
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8 |
Froglights! - |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
394 |
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9 |
At the spawn shop! - |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
347 |
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10 |
Kidnappers caught him - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
782 |
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11 |
Movie Ratings Explained - G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
838 |
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12 |
American University Grading Procedures - American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes |
565 |
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13 |
An old croak! - |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
335 |
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14 |
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... - A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
860 |
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15 |
Stalagmice! - |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
340 |
 |
16 |
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger - Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a pre...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
394 |
 |
17 |
A disabled sea captain - An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
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18 |
Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
332 |
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19 |
Next US President - A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes |
371 |
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20 |
A guy in a bar - The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes |
309 |
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21 |
Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
338 |
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22 |
Translations for men - |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke |
Gender Jokes |
347 |
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23 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
378 |
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24 |
Bitter end - Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
460 |
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25 |
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic? - What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes |
319 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
932 |
 |
2 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
965 |
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3 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
928 |
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4 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
843 |
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5 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1103 |
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6 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
899 |
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7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1553 |
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8 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
927 |
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9 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1519 |
 |
10 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
942 |
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11 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
881 |
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12 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
895 |
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13 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
864 |
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14 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1064 |
 |
15 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
965 |
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16 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
963 |
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17 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
866 |
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18 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
912 |
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19 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
959 |
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20 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
955 |
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21 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
933 |
 |
22 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
997 |
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23 |
Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
948 |
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24 |
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
481 |
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25 |
BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities Jokes |
831 |
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