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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8565 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6811 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6241 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5874 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5737 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 2928 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2701 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2675 Rating:7 | Voted:6
9 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2661 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2619 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2546 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2502 Rating:4 | Voted:10
13 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2497 Rating:6 | Voted:1
14 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2450 Rating:7 | Voted:3
15 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2442 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2441 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2393 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2393 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2391 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2390 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2366 Rating:1 | Voted:1
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2339 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2329 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2327 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2317 Rating:7 | Voted:9


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
- A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 791 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2186 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Purchasing the brain
- |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 647 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 754 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Fireplace
- You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1295 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
- What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 726 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
- How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke
Situations 768 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A lecture about English
- |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 1376 Rating:5 | Voted:2
9 Want some chicken?
- Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke
Animal World 687 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
- Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose....Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 761 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 730 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
- The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Her father was very angry when he heard that his...
- Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 688 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
- A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke
Situations 756 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 1280 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2329 Rating:2 | Voted:4
18 Safe to swim here?
- |While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fea...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1286 Rating:8 | Voted:1
19 Mothmatics
- |What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 634 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Who was drinking more?
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 803 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The woman's secret
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1436 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The Pharmacist
- Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1311 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Don't give us a bad name
- |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 657 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The Black Sheep
- A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 783 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down...
- During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 634 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8565 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1694 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1398 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1609 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1521 Rating:10 | Voted:2
6 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1988 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2211 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1373 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1550 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1559 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2186 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1592 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1670 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1534 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1524 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1711 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1578 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1622 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1516 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1530 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1425 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1598 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1595 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1595 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1685 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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