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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6034 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5449 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5349 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5114 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5021 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2267 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2164 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2116 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2067 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2065 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2060 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2031 Rating:5 | Voted:2
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2025 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2003 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1980 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1944 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1944 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1942 Rating:5 | Voted:2
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1939 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1928 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1910 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1889 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1873 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1858 Rating:7 | Voted:7
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1820 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Soft and Hard
- A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk,...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 658 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The scum of the earth!
- |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 948 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 These chickens want books
- |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 630 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Big ethical dilemma
- |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 1148 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 The corporate boat race
- |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke
Business Jokes 392 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 460 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Emacs acronyms
- |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 426 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1158 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Throw away exhibits
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 886 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...
- Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shand...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
- Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 1011 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A suitable transplant
- A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 509 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A stolen credit card
- |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 904 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 I went out with my girlfriend...
- I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
- Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 498 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 His military etiquette
- |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 528 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 913 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Microsoft buys church
- |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 433 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1942 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 How To Give Your Cat a Pill
- How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke
Animal World 462 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...
- A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm...
- What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 502 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 823 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 963 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1181 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 977 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1153 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1062 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1375 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1097 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1758 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 942 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1122 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1166 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1727 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1149 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1116 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1094 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1072 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1275 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1160 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1158 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1075 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1120 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 990 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1166 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1145 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1145 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1216 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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