Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6527
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5901
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5811
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5573
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	5449
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2540
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2485
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2395
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2361
10	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2357
11	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2327
12	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2296
13	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2293
14	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2286
15	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2248
16	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2218
17	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2208
18	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2207
19	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2206
20	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2181
21	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2173
22	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2160
23	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2147
24	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2140
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	2082

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Black Sheep - A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	695
2	He was de-lighted! - |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1240
3	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X - MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1200
4	Try to explain yourself - |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1096
5	IRS - The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1211
6	What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? - Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	730
7	Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? - Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	627
8	For many years, the border between Poland and Russia... - For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	666
9	Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1190
10	It's croak-et! - |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	633
11	What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	626
12	How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? - Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	607
13	Like to screw? - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. W...Read the whole joke	Situations	671
14	Two guys go hunting... - Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke	Animal World	673
15	U.S. Air Force pilot - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	577
16	The last request - Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	628
17	How are women like elevators? - How are women like elevators? Only about half go down....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	560
18	Catching the bear - |Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He...Read the whole joke	Camping Jokes	1102
19	Not this time - There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1181
20	A dirty kid! - |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1052
21	How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	585
22	A small analogy - Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a ...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	600
23	chef found a daddy long legs - |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	635
24	Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner - |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	623
25	Gorilla Golf - A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flas...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	1205

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1454
2	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1233
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1415
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1318
5	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1655
6	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2041
7	Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1186
8	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1364
9	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1411
10	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2004
11	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1407
12	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1413
13	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1353
14	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1335
15	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1528
16	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1399
17	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1429
18	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1344
19	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1366
20	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1247
21	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1421
22	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1407
23	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1405
24	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1475
25	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1306