Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10469
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8805
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8050
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7753
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7428
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5755
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4313
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4293
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4150
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	4032
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4016
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	4002
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3967
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3858
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3853
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3810
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3805
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3787
19	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3721
20	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3716
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3687
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3646
23	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3646
24	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3641
25	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3633

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	I'll sue for injuries - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	1026
2	An inferiority complex - |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	2001
3	If Dell ran Christmas... - |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1052
4	The results of statistics - |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	1950
5	What a Woman Really Needs - A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1029
6	Annoying phone calls - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	987
7	This lady who was living in New York City had to get back... - This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One da...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1145
8	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1076
9	The wedding is off...no on! - All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	2062
10	Elephant jokes 13 - |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1296
11	What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2073
12	Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend - |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1127
13	You're in great health - |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2142
14	You've got mail - |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	985
15	The same thing - A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1088
16	What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? - Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	977
17	The three survivors of the shipwreck... - The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigat...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1004
18	What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	973
19	If Apple made toasters... - If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	2117
20	A Second Opinion - A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2413
21	Kidnappers caught him - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	2168
22	Strange new battles - |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1066
23	3 Viagra Pills - A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem.""My girlfriend is sleeping over this Frida...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	999
24	What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? - What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1874
25	An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday... - An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	952

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10469
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2051
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7428
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3262
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2691
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2847
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2805
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3687
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3810
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3024
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3172
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3641
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2867
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3362
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2336
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2776
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2786
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3308
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2793
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3176
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3038
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2731
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2753
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2879
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2836