Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10379
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8711
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7962
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7673
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7358
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5369
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4261
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4247
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4096
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3989
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3965
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3951
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3900
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3811
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3794
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3769
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3755
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3739
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3663
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3661
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3637
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3591
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3585
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3577
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3567

Random Jokes

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1	It's not a big deal, but it feels good - A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagi...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1025
2	Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress? - Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show....Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	900
3	A little girl was out with her Grandmother... - A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1069
4	Too much attention - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1068
5	How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus? - How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1027
6	bone specialist - He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1958
7	This guy walks in to a bathroom... - This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	1407
8	What do you call a gay Indian? - What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1402
9	How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear? - How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1071
10	Seminars for Men - Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1357
11	How does physics save lives? - One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1942
12	She: Do you think of me when... - She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1083
13	Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? - Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, b...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	1059
14	A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt... - A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption cen...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	992
15	A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1060
16	Legion Camel #3 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1677
17	Death sentence cleared - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	958
18	Is this really your third marriage? - Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1259
19	Nothing changed - On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1047
20	Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? - Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1039
21	Teaching - Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this parti...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1937
22	Murphy's nartial laws - |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	2128
23	The FBI finally came back with the DNA results... - The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas....Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	925
24	There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment... - There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1354
25	Don't be on this flight - |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	2294

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10379
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1999
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7358
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3212
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2638
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2798
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2749
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3637
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3769
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2973
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3112
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3545
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2817
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3306
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2286
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2731
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2738
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3255
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2745
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3128
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2991
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2690
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2690
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2829
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2790