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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8297 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6580 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5952 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5624 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5496 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2532 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2444 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2405 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2401 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2358 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2332 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2332 Rating:7 | Voted:3
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2282 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2249 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2245 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2242 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2214 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2209 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2195 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2187 Rating:7 | Voted:9
24 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2174 Rating:2 | Voted:4
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 2113 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 771 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Little Johnny comes home from school...
- Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 694 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 THE LAND OF OZ
- THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in th...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 595 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
- Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 755 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the last thing you usually hear before...
- What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck di...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 719 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 555 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Catch a drunk driver
- |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 696 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 705 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
- What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 601 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Mind telling me the time?
- |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 1221 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The Technologically Challenged
- The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged)...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 726 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The scum of the earth!
- |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1128 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...
- Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin mea...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 1437 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 1233 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
- Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young per...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 678 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 How do you make a hot dog stand?
- How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1246 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
- Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 707 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Native American hears
- |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 594 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Gas Station
- Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1197 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 645 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Hunter shot by fox
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1169 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Computer lingo guide
- |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 594 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Computer used too long
- |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 1224 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Preparation for Parenthood
- Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecora...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 736 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8297 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1494 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1265 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1454 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1354 Rating:10 | Voted:2
6 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1707 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2075 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1222 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1402 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1446 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2036 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1442 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1465 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1387 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1380 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1563 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1435 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1464 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1381 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1404 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1283 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1456 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1441 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1448 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1542 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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