Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10378
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8709
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7960
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7672
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7357
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5367
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4261
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4247
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4095
10	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3988
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3965
12	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3951
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3899
14	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3810
15	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3792
16	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3769
17	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3755
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3737
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3662
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3661
21	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3636
22	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3591
23	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3585
24	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3576
25	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3567

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Lease nuclear weapons - |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	960
2	A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1141
3	This man was having problems getting it up to have sex... - This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor f...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1102
4	Floppy disk care - |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	1015
5	Discuss track types - |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	1982
6	Ploughing the land - |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1960
7	Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick... - Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1421
8	Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? - Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1015
9	Cowboy jokes - |The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial tur...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1912
10	What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1397
11	When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris... - When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1104
12	Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? - Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2075
13	Men writing the rules - |If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	2182
14	Baseball in Heaven? - |Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives,...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	1096
15	A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show... - A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1411
16	Good girls vs. Bad girls - Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. G...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1347
17	Old enough for cursing - Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1143
18	We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage... - We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	1860
19	Lawyers give irrelevant information - |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	988
20	A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke	Situations	1093
21	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1058
22	How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? - Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1188
23	Rob the supermarket - |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1937
24	What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1073
25	Texan farmer travels - |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...Read the whole joke	Farming Jokes	1965

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10378
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1998
3	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7357
4	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3212
5	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2638
6	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2796
7	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2747
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3636
9	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3769
10	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2971
11	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3112
12	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3543
13	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2816
14	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3303
15	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2286
16	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2729
17	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2737
18	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3254
19	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2744
20	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3128
21	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2990
22	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2690
23	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2690
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2827
25	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2789