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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5719 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5157 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5044 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4836 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4703 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2129 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2014 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1960 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1921 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1919 Rating:4 | Voted:9
11 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1910 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1893 Rating:5 | Voted:2
13 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1891 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1864 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1833 Rating:6 | Voted:1
16 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1818 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1805 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1800 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1791 Rating:5 | Voted:2
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1791 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1763 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1757 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1739 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1715 Rating:6 | Voted:6
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1673 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 An old lady owned two monkeys...
- An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1038 Rating:6 | Voted:4
2 A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
- A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 451 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 512 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Cross mouse cards!
- |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 425 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Mice cubes!
- |What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 435 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
- Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 409 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 By definition
- A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 849 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A businessman boards a flight...
- 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous w...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 573 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Take her apart!
- A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 497 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
- Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke
Situations 494 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 One plus one are two
- |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) ...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 833 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What is the difference between women and men?
- What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 403 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 At a dentist's
- Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, ...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Elephants II
- What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke
Animal World 515 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke
Situations 984 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Hockey
- Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had the...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 941 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 She changed me
- "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 406 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Old farmer Johnson was dying...
- Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Where is my goat?
- |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious abou...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 792 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
- What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Do you see the dead bird?
- |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 898 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke
Animal World 499 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Elephant jokes 01
- |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing...
- A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 955 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 1010 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1046 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1008 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 925 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1216 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 969 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1631 Rating:10 | Voted:4
8 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 816 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 996 Rating:10 | Voted:2
10 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1037 Rating:10 | Voted:4
11 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1594 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1023 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 967 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 967 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 939 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1141 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1035 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1033 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 941 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 989 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 864 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1039 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1026 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1007 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1075 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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