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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4748 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4382 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4262 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3957 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3790 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1797 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1682 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1614 Rating:4 | Voted:5
9 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1610 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1605 Rating:4 | Voted:1
11 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1604 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1578 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1514 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1510 Rating:6 | Voted:1
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1497 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1475 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1448 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1446 Rating:2 | Voted:4
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1443 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1442 Rating:6 | Voted:5
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1394 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Playtonic relationship
- A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...Read the whole joke
Situations 268 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 723 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 646 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A man walks into a doctor office
- A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 269 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
- What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 680 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Still in the family
- You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....Read the whole joke
Redneck Jokes 698 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're a lawyer if
- |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 701 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
- What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 768 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Trumpet jokes
- |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A logical question
- If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 CHOCOLATE
- CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am v...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 306 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Chinese plane crash
- |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 663 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Inflatable high heels
- I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 655 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke
Situations 466 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 I can do better than this!
- |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
- A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 428 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Majority rules
- So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in a...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
- An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Saving up for 60 years
- The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked in...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Chimney Cricket!
- |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
- A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A gentler way
- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke
War Jokes 309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Would you please do me a favor?
- |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 301 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 730 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 752 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 727 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 846 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1353 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 739 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 703 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1325 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 659 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 713 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 684 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 737 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 767 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 769 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 728 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 763 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 745 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 302 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 635 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 689 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Looking for a monkey wrench
- An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 273 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...
- Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 336 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1374 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 429 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 1023 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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