Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10180
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8540
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7812
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7493
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7211
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	5204
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4137
8	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4133
9	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3980
10	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	3901
11	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3859
12	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3840
13	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3836
14	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	3690
15	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3683
16	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3679
17	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3676
18	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3641
19	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3607
20	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3606
21	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3534
22	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	3526
23	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	3519
24	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	3510
25	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	3495

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Two gay men were in bed fooling around... - Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2129
2	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3980
3	A name for a penis - A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1040
4	Snowboarding lesson - |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that say...Read the whole joke	Sport Jokes	2276
5	New element was found - |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently disco...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	987
6	What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist... - What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1030
7	Men are like fine wine... - Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1041
8	A Girl Scout troop leader... - A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	985
9	Two friends were out drinking... - Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	979
10	Small World - Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1001
11	Two men are discussing the age old question... - Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walk...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	1129
12	Another yamamma... - Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	937
13	What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? - What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	952
14	Warning labels - If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	912
15	A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them... - A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1001
16	What just happened here? - |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	1023
17	GIRL'S CONFESSION - GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1185
18	Question: What is 1 + 2? - Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	932
19	What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters? - What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1139
20	All the strange names - |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	1899
21	Convince these students - |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	2058
22	A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	963
23	Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2979
24	Clarinet jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	882
25	God and the Computer - God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there...Read the whole joke	Computers Jokes	931

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	10180
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1950
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	3087
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2583
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2737
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2694
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	3479
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3641
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2909
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2995
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3427
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2737
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	3198
14	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2232
15	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	2684
16	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	2679
17	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3134
18	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2696
19	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	3011
20	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2874
21	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2648
22	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2633
23	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	2775
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2738
25	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	2733