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Category |
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Rating |
| 1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
10046 |
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| 2 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8370 |
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| 3 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
7659 |
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| 4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
7343 |
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| 5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
7068 |
 |
| 6 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
5113 |
 |
| 7 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
4017 |
 |
| 8 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
4015 |
 |
| 9 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3824 |
 |
| 10 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
3816 |
 |
| 11 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
3764 |
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| 12 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3745 |
 |
| 13 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3710 |
 |
| 14 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
3649 |
 |
| 15 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
3634 |
 |
| 16 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3579 |
 |
| 17 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3562 |
 |
| 18 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3549 |
 |
| 19 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
3542 |
 |
| 20 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3533 |
 |
| 21 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
3494 |
 |
| 22 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
3485 |
 |
| 23 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
3471 |
 |
| 24 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
3467 |
 |
| 25 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
3451 |
 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas - he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1022 |
 |
| 2 |
This black guy is walking along a beach when... - This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
1162 |
 |
| 3 |
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... - A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
1074 |
 |
| 4 |
Skydiving blind - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
2067 |
 |
| 5 |
Dealing with trouble - |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
1954 |
 |
| 6 |
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel... - Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
1304 |
 |
| 7 |
Actual calls to technical support - |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
982 |
 |
| 8 |
Is there a way to thank you? - |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
955 |
 |
| 9 |
Free marriage ceremony - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
823 |
 |
| 10 |
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
927 |
 |
| 11 |
Where are you from? - |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
1041 |
 |
| 12 |
Two guys are out hunting deer... - Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1284 |
 |
| 13 |
Alice is in UNIX land - |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
1023 |
 |
| 14 |
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? - What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
993 |
 |
| 15 |
A reason for divorce - "Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questionedhis client. "Tell me about it....Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
992 |
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| 16 |
Only once - "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
932 |
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| 17 |
What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1063 |
 |
| 18 |
Men Don't Like Safe Sex - What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
2026 |
 |
| 19 |
Life Science Final Exam - The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2034 |
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| 20 |
Elephants VIII - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
873 |
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| 21 |
There is 2 fags walking down the beach... - There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the sand with their feet. ...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
903 |
 |
| 22 |
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2041 |
 |
| 23 |
Guyness Quiz - Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a highl...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1034 |
 |
| 24 |
me drunk? - A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
982 |
 |
| 25 |
Cat jokes 09 - |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
891 |
 |
| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
10046 |
 |
| 2 |
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1900 |
 |
| 3 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2960 |
 |
| 4 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2509 |
 |
| 5 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2683 |
 |
| 6 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2617 |
 |
| 7 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
3342 |
 |
| 8 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3533 |
 |
| 9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2775 |
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| 10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2847 |
 |
| 11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3351 |
 |
| 12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
2691 |
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| 13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
3087 |
 |
| 14 |
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
2159 |
 |
| 15 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
2644 |
 |
| 16 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
2622 |
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| 17 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2995 |
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| 18 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2648 |
 |
| 19 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2889 |
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| 20 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2760 |
 |
| 21 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
2606 |
 |
| 22 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
2551 |
 |
| 23 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
2733 |
 |
| 24 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2688 |
 |
| 25 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
2688 |
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