Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8988
2	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	7330
3	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6613
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6281
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	6085
6	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	3949
7	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3044
8	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	2979
9	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2972
10	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2942
11	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	2818
12	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2814
13	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2794
14	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2749
15	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	2715
16	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2702
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2701
18	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2688
19	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	2659
20	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	2659
21	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	2655
22	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2632
23	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	2628
24	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2587
25	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	2585

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet... - Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	910
2	How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree? - How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	976
3	What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and... - Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	959
4	Heated passions - Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	963
5	Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	782
6	What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? - What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi....Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	954
7	New weapon Chicken Gun - |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	899
8	Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist... - Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	901
9	How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1560
10	Stop credit card fraud - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke	Real Jokes	829
11	Why don't oysters give to charity? - Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1560
12	A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply... - A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke	Situations	1636
13	He's a drunk driver - |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	940
14	Space shuttle mission to the Moon - There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1625
15	5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1471
16	On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having... - On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1039
17	Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother... - Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the Whit...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	829
18	How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	854
19	A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg... - A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1004
20	How can you tell if your college roomate is gay? - How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit....Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1560
21	A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	1540
22	During a recent publicity outing... - During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute....Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	851
23	Driving home very drunk - |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1647
24	Stealing from a store - |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	977
25	Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	1582

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	8988
2	Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1097
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	2058
4	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	1667
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1868
6	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1791
7	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2383
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2523
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1870
10	Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1888
11	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2508
12	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	1868
13	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2113
14	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	1792
15	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	1801
16	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2052
17	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1867
18	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1974
19	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1850
20	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1783
21	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1688
22	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	1866
23	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1872
24	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	1864
25	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1945