Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4748
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4382
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4262
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3957
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	3790
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1797
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1682
8	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1614
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1610
10	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1605
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1604
12	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1587
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1583
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1578
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1530
16	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1526
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1514
18	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1510
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1497
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1475
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1448
22	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1446
23	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1443
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1442
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1394

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Playtonic relationship - A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...Read the whole joke	Situations	268
2	A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... - A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	723
3	It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	646
4	A man walks into a doctor office - A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke	Medicine Jokes	269
5	What's a famous saying at a gay bar? - What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	680
6	Still in the family - You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	698
7	You're a lawyer if - |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	701
8	What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? - What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	768
9	Trumpet jokes - |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	671
10	A logical question - If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?...Read the whole joke	Politics Jokes	285
11	CHOCOLATE - CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am v...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	299
12	A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues... - A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	306
13	Chinese plane crash - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	663
14	Inflatable high heels - I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	655
15	A woman selling apples in New York... - A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke	Situations	466
16	I can do better than this! - |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	587
17	A man was driving from New York to San Francisco... - A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	428
18	Majority rules - So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in a...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	271
19	An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession... - An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	376
20	Saving up for 60 years - The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked in...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	336
21	Chimney Cricket! - |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	320
22	A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy... - A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	421
23	A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	309
24	What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? - What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	286
25	Would you please do me a favor? - |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	301

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	730
2	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	752
3	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	727
4	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	846
5	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1353
6	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	739
7	Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	703
8	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1325
9	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	659
10	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	713
11	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	684
12	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	737
13	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	767
14	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	769
15	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	728
16	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	763
17	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	745
18	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	302
19	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	635
20	Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	689
21	Looking for a monkey wrench - An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	273
22	Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy... - Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	336
23	Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1374
24	Diary Entries - Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	429
25	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1023