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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3460 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3251 Rating:2 | Voted:1
3 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3136 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3125 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3039 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1437 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1341 Rating:6 | Voted:4
8 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1306 Rating:4 | Voted:1
9 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1294 Rating:8 | Voted:2
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1254 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1250 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1247 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1246 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1228 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1228 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1199 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1182 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1167 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1155 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1142 Rating:6 | Voted:2
22 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1138 Rating:5 | Voted:3
23 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1130 Rating:6 | Voted:2
24 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1120 Rating:2 | Voted:4
25 Write for mail order
- |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1103 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
- |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 936 Rating:1 | Voted:1
2 Sex Education
- A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 I often feel guilty
- |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 593 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 266 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you do with a dog with no legs?
- What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke
Animal World 304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
- A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke
Situations 322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 509 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Hacker syndrome
- |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 195 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 545 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
- What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke
Ouch Jokes 583 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 These two sperm were swimming around...
- These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A good student
- It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 511 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Miracle Bra Alternative
- Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full l...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 262 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Poor Turkey!
- When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 429 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Mouse Tse Tung!
- |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 206 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 233 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Human DNA Code (C) God
- God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke
Computers Jokes 168 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Call In Sick...
- Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
- How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 237 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
- What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 166 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...
- Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," sai...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 213 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Evaluating progress
- |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Act...Read the whole joke
Mixed Jokes 510 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Why is the snail the strongest animal?
- |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 187 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
- A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 223 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
- What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 316 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3460 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1083 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1066 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1046 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1047 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 443 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 337 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1067 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 763 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1090 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 685 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 574 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 282 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 365 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1027 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 571 Rating:9 | Voted:3
17 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 638 Rating:9 | Voted:3
18 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1005 Rating:9 | Voted:1
19 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 430 Rating:8 | Voted:1
20 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 703 Rating:8 | Voted:1
21 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 643 Rating:8 | Voted:1
22 My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 540 Rating:8 | Voted:1
23 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 597 Rating:8 | Voted:1
24 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 551 Rating:8 | Voted:1
25 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
Animal World 292 Rating:8 | Voted:1

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