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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8565 |
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2 |
Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6811 |
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3 |
Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
6241 |
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4 |
Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5874 |
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5 |
rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
5737 |
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6 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes |
2928 |
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7 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
2701 |
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8 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2675 |
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9 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2661 |
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10 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2619 |
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11 |
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
2546 |
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12 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2502 |
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13 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2497 |
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14 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
2450 |
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15 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2442 |
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16 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2441 |
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17 |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
2393 |
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18 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes |
2393 |
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19 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2391 |
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20 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2390 |
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21 |
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes |
2366 |
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22 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2339 |
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23 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2329 |
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24 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2327 |
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25 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2317 |
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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A drunken blonde goes into a bar... - A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
791 |
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2 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2186 |
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3 |
Purchasing the brain - |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
647 |
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4 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle... - The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes |
754 |
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5 |
Fireplace - You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1295 |
|
6 |
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes |
726 |
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7 |
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? - How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke |
Situations |
768 |
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8 |
A lecture about English - |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
1376 |
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9 |
Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
687 |
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10 |
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? - Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose....Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
761 |
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11 |
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes |
730 |
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12 |
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring... - The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1483 |
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13 |
Her father was very angry when he heard that his... - Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
688 |
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14 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
756 |
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15 |
A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke |
Ouch Jokes |
1280 |
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16 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1345 |
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17 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
2329 |
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18 |
Safe to swim here? - |While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fea...Read the whole joke |
Camping Jokes |
1286 |
|
19 |
Mothmatics - |What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
634 |
|
20 |
Who was drinking more? - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
803 |
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21 |
The woman's secret - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1436 |
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22 |
The Pharmacist - Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1311 |
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23 |
Don't give us a bad name - |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
657 |
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24 |
The Black Sheep - A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes |
783 |
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25 |
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down... - During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes |
634 |
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# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
8565 |
|
2 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1694 |
|
3 |
Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1398 |
|
4 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1609 |
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5 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
1521 |
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6 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1988 |
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7 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2211 |
|
8 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1373 |
|
9 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1550 |
|
10 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
1559 |
|
11 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2186 |
|
12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
1592 |
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13 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1670 |
|
14 |
Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1534 |
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15 |
Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
1524 |
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16 |
True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1711 |
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17 |
The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1578 |
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18 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1622 |
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19 |
Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
1516 |
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20 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1530 |
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21 |
yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1425 |
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22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
1598 |
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23 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1595 |
|
24 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes |
1595 |
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25 |
Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes |
1685 |
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