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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6527 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5901 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5811 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5573 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5449 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2540 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2485 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2361 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2327 Rating:4 | Voted:10
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2296 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2293 Rating:7 | Voted:3
14 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2248 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2218 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2208 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2207 Rating:5 | Voted:2
19 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2206 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2181 Rating:1 | Voted:1
21 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2173 Rating:6 | Voted:3
22 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2160 Rating:6 | Voted:2
23 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2147 Rating:7 | Voted:9
24 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2140 Rating:2 | Voted:4
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 2082 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Black Sheep
- A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 695 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1240 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
- MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1200 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Try to explain yourself
- |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 1096 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 IRS
- The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 730 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 627 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...
- For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farm...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 666 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Yo Family Is So Poor...
- Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1190 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 It's croak-et!
- |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 633 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
- What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 626 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
- Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 607 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Like to screw?
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. W...Read the whole joke
Situations 671 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Two guys go hunting...
- Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke
Animal World 673 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 U.S. Air Force pilot
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 577 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The last request
- Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 How are women like elevators?
- How are women like elevators? Only about half go down....Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Catching the bear
- |Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 1102 Rating:6 | Voted:1
19 Not this time
- There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 1181 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A dirty kid!
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1052 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 585 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A small analogy
- Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a ...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 600 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 635 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner
- |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 623 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Gorilla Golf
- A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flas...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 1205 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1454 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1233 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1415 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1318 Rating:10 | Voted:2
5 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 1655 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2041 Rating:10 | Voted:4
7 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1186 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1364 Rating:10 | Voted:2
9 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1411 Rating:10 | Voted:4
10 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2004 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1407 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1413 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1353 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1335 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1528 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1399 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1429 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1344 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1366 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1247 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1421 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1407 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1405 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1475 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1306 Rating:10 | Voted:4

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