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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8685 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 7060 Rating:4 | Voted:3
3 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 6360 Rating:4 | Voted:3
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5993 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 5830 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 3651 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2791 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2762 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2761 Rating:7 | Voted:6
10 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2714 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2638 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2607 Rating:6 | Voted:1
13 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2586 Rating:4 | Voted:10
14 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 2537 Rating:7 | Voted:3
15 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2522 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2519 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 2478 Rating:5 | Voted:2
18 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 2478 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2473 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2470 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 2446 Rating:1 | Voted:1
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2425 Rating:6 | Voted:3
23 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2412 Rating:2 | Voted:4
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2404 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2393 Rating:7 | Voted:9


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 How is a woman like a condom?
- Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 736 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 How do dentists become brain surgeons?
- How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 1271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...
- A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " whe...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 698 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Reaching the end of a job interview...
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of M...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 846 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 When I was growing up I used to lick all...
- When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Because they're wrigleys!
- |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1263 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A degree at Life University
- A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Trouble with plane engines
- |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 781 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Can I take his place?
- |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 711 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Interesting facts
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound bo...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 677 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Man goes to see the Rabbi...
- Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 776 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
- Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 907 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Caffeine addict quiz
- |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 1320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
- Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even b...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 789 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A young lady had just visited her doctor...
- A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 779 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Stress-Relieving Prayer
- Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 826 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 You know why a dog licks his ass?
- You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke
Animal World 690 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
- These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 773 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A man was driving through West Virginia...
- A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a por...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 768 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke
Situations 1453 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 I'm gaining weight doctor
- |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1269 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Wife helps out the cop
- |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 792 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Caring for floppy disks
- |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 879 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 1314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Legion Camel #3
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1042 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 8685 Rating:127 | Voted:4
2 Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 930 Rating:127 | Voted:1
3 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1804 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 1489 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1688 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1607 Rating:10 | Voted:2
7 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2113 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2294 Rating:10 | Voted:4
9 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1474 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1626 Rating:10 | Voted:2
11 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1645 Rating:10 | Voted:4
12 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2268 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 1684 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 1784 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 1614 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 1610 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 True Love
- A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1793 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1670 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1717 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1602 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1610 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1508 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1687 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1679 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 1691 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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