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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4713 Rating:4 | Voted:3
2 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4332 Rating:1 | Voted:2
3 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4215 Rating:1 | Voted:2
4 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3909 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3745 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1779 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1665 Rating:7 | Voted:6
8 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1598 Rating:5 | Voted:4
9 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1593 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1591 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1582 Rating:4 | Voted:1
12 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1571 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1567 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1564 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 1519 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...
- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 1514 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 1501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 1499 Rating:6 | Voted:1
19 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 1483 Rating:1 | Voted:1
20 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 1461 Rating:5 | Voted:2
21 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 1433 Rating:2 | Voted:4
22 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1433 Rating:6 | Voted:5
23 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1431 Rating:6 | Voted:3
24 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1425 Rating:6 | Voted:2
25 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 1374 Rating:10 | Voted:1


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's brown and sticky?
- What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Capitalist and Socialist Hell
- A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capit...Read the whole joke
Politics Jokes 451 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane...
- There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 766 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
- A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...Read the whole joke
Situations 745 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Read This!
- Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 711 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Feminist Fairytale!
- Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happene...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...
- Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),"So ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 435 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 King of the Jungle
- Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 453 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Four worst words
- Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke
Golf Jokes 666 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 There were two guys walking down the street...
- There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke
Animal World 270 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Tombstone Epitaph VII
- Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no bus...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
- Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 311 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 10 things men know
- 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 659 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 770 Rating:7 | Voted:7
15 One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
- One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 667 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 make a glow worm happy
- |How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 622 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 yo mama is so fat.. shovel
- Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 611 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 5 flies in the kitchen
- |If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
- Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The wall clock
- One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
- Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke
Animal World 448 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
- A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 257 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 yo mama so stupid.. juice
- Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 611 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 888 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Translations for men
- |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 279 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke
April Fools Jokes 721 Rating:10 | Voted:2
2 The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 741 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 715 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1336 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 728 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 693 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 1314 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 646 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke
Political Jokes 702 Rating:10 | Voted:1
10 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 672 Rating:10 | Voted:1
11 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 720 Rating:10 | Voted:1
12 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 756 Rating:10 | Voted:1
13 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 757 Rating:10 | Voted:1
14 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 715 Rating:10 | Voted:1
15 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 750 Rating:10 | Voted:1
16 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 734 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 291 Rating:10 | Voted:1
18 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 623 Rating:10 | Voted:1
19 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 578 Rating:10 | Voted:1
20 Sad revelations
- A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 678 Rating:10 | Voted:1
21 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 723 Rating:10 | Voted:1
22 Looking for a monkey wrench
- An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 254 Rating:10 | Voted:1
23 Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...
- Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 325 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 1363 Rating:10 | Voted:1
25 Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 417 Rating:10 | Voted:1

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