Top Readed Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4995
2	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4593
3	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4471
4	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4218
5	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	4076
6	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	1887
7	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1762
8	The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1698
9	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	1680
10	Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1680
11	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1678
12	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1663
13	A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1660
14	Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1642
15	Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	1589
16	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1588
17	The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	1583
18	Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke	Sports Jokes	1582
19	A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke	Science Jokes	1561
20	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	1559
21	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1533
22	Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1519
23	Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke	Computer Jokes	1517
24	Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1501
25	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	1461

Random Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Armando asks... - Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach stee...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	333
2	A guy rings work and says... - A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	350
3	Where is this bus going? - |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	335
4	A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog... - A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	645
5	What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? - What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke	Religion Jokes	307
6	Whats a blondes favorite surgery? - Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	305
7	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	837
8	You might be a redneck if...ID - Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle....Read the whole joke	Redneck Jokes	697
9	One more thing like that - "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	295
10	Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls... - Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	278
11	A man moves into a nudist colony... - A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	378
12	A city boy was visiting the country and... - A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke	Situations	328
13	A young couple were married and celebrated their first night... - A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	267
14	This is horny! - This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth....Read the whole joke	Sex Jokes	403
15	Trial Of The Century - Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals ...Read the whole joke	Legal Jokes	298
16	With a puzzled look on his face... - With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty...Read the whole joke	Ethnic Jokes	331
17	Jesus's Ethnicity - Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age ...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	653
18	Why do blondes drive BMWs? - Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	320
19	A little old lady buys a pair of parrots... - A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke	Animal World	793
20	Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? - Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	337
21	Advisor on sexual matters - The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matt...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	441
22	Request before death - |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	374
23	Disprove this! - A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	828
24	Lawyers on a flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	270
25	Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	881

Top Voted Jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	794
2	Mom, I'm pregnant! - One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke	April Fools Jokes	953
3	The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	824
4	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	786
5	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	697
6	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	933
7	Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	766
8	Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1424
9	May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	798
10	Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	1388
11	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	726
12	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	778
13	Clinton Vacation - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke	Travel Jokes	742
14	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	940
15	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	844
16	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	837
17	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	742
18	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	798
19	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	Yo Mama Jokes	832
20	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	828
21	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	794
22	Two Tourists - Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	817
23	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	Blonds Jokes	799
24	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	350
25	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	Celebrities Jokes	697