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Foreigners

# Title Hits Rating
1 A Drunk Scottsman
- There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...Read the whole joke
1188 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
- A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...Read the whole joke
1149 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Two English sheep in a field
- Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...Read the whole joke
1238 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
- Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...Read the whole joke
1341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...
- A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f...Read the whole joke
1236 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...
- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap...Read the whole joke
1188 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The wedding is off...no on!
- All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ...Read the whole joke
1243 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The Pope vs. the Queen
- The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco...Read the whole joke
1185 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
1498 Rating:0 | Voted:6
10 A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel...
- A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A...Read the whole joke
1183 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 I saw a pen in a store the other day...
- I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than...Read the whole joke
1258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Australia...
- Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...Read the whole joke
1372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke
1271 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What is the difference between a English actuary and...
- What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell ...Read the whole joke
1140 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
- Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...Read the whole joke
1202 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke
1220 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
- A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke
1168 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 An American tourist is visiting China...
- An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...Read the whole joke
1254 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...
- A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke
1252 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 An American was waiting on a London street corner...
- An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...Read the whole joke
1182 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
- What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre....Read the whole joke
1148 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke
1334 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Guns in a garden
- An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...Read the whole joke
1278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How do you play Iraqi bingo?
- How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...Read the whole joke
1218 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...Read the whole joke
1370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
- A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...Read the whole joke
1196 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
- An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...Read the whole joke
1200 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1498 Rating:6 | Voted:2
2 Australia...
- Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
- Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 1334 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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