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Dirty Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
3858 Rating:0 | Voted:6
2 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
3096 Rating:0 | Voted:7
3 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
3647 Rating:0 | Voted:10
4 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
2517 Rating:0 | Voted:9
5 The 3 holes
- A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...Read the whole joke
2410 Rating:0 | Voted:4
6 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
4036 Rating:0 | Voted:6
7 wooo mama!
- One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up ...Read the whole joke
2345 Rating:0 | Voted:7
8 Speaking of Sex
- A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke
2304 Rating:0 | Voted:6
9 Speed Limit
- What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...Read the whole joke
2320 Rating:0 | Voted:4
10 The Hundred Nuns
- One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...Read the whole joke
2353 Rating:0 | Voted:8
11 Old Beach Babe
- Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...Read the whole joke
2260 Rating:0 | Voted:4
12 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
3175 Rating:0 | Voted:10
13 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
3028 Rating:0 | Voted:10
14 101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke
2237 Rating:0 | Voted:6
15 Three Nuns
- Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room ...Read the whole joke
2382 Rating:0 | Voted:5
16 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
2473 Rating:0 | Voted:9
17 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
3813 Rating:0 | Voted:10
18 That IS The Only Difference
- What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....Read the whole joke
2245 Rating:0 | Voted:8
19 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
2387 Rating:0 | Voted:9
20 Foot Tall
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...Read the whole joke
2273 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 College Rules
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke
1929 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
2511 Rating:0 | Voted:8
23 Little Carrie likes to screw
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke
2511 Rating:0 | Voted:8
24 Reload.
- A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke
2299 Rating:0 | Voted:8
25 Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
- What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke
2037 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Dirty minds
- Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke
1950 Rating:0 | Voted:8
27 The old mans bird
- Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke
2358 Rating:0 | Voted:8

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 4036 Rating:6 | Voted:3
2 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3858 Rating:6 | Voted:10
3 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3813 Rating:10 | Voted:4
4 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3647 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3175 Rating:10 | Voted:4

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