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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
2394 |
 |
2 |
Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
2066 |
 |
3 |
Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
2269 |
 |
4 |
Cucumber&pickle - A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke |
1367 |
 |
5 |
The 3 holes - A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...Read the whole joke |
1371 |
 |
6 |
Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
2426 |
 |
7 |
wooo mama! - One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up ...Read the whole joke |
1285 |
 |
8 |
Speaking of Sex - A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke |
1283 |
 |
9 |
Speed Limit - What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...Read the whole joke |
1348 |
 |
10 |
The Hundred Nuns - One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...Read the whole joke |
1280 |
 |
11 |
Old Beach Babe - Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...Read the whole joke |
1305 |
 |
12 |
Starch in your Shorts - Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke |
1646 |
 |
13 |
May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
1627 |
 |
14 |
101 Things Not To Say During Sex - But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke |
1240 |
 |
15 |
Three Nuns - Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room ...Read the whole joke |
1315 |
 |
16 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements - A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
1475 |
 |
17 |
Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
2295 |
 |
18 |
That IS The Only Difference - What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....Read the whole joke |
1272 |
 |
19 |
Sunday School - Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke |
1382 |
 |
20 |
Foot Tall - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...Read the whole joke |
1303 |
 |
21 |
College Rules - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
 |
22 |
Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
1449 |
 |
23 |
Little Carrie likes to screw - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
1532 |
 |
24 |
Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke |
1283 |
 |
25 |
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) - What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke |
1275 |
 |
26 |
Dirty minds - Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
 |
27 |
The old mans bird - Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke |
1349 |
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