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Movie Ratings Explained
- G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke |
1284 |
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| 2 |
Three wishes
- It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a...Read the whole joke |
1236 |
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| 3 |
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
- Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...Read the whole joke |
1274 |
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| 4 |
Sinatra's Obituary
- Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."...Read the whole joke |
1226 |
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| 5 |
BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke |
1266 |
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| 6 |
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
- Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds....Read the whole joke |
1388 |
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| 7 |
What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke |
1422 |
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| 8 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
- What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...Read the whole joke |
1256 |
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| 9 |
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...Read the whole joke |
1169 |
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| 10 |
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...
- What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
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| 11 |
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke |
1459 |
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| 12 |
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
- What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke |
1267 |
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| 13 |
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
- What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke |
1288 |
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| 14 |
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
- Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke |
1308 |
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| 15 |
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke |
1363 |
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| 16 |
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke |
1250 |
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| 17 |
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
- What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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| 18 |
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke |
1245 |
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| 19 |
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
- How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke |
1216 |
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| 20 |
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke |
1208 |
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| 21 |
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
- What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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| 22 |
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
- Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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| 23 |
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...
- Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke |
1244 |
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| 24 |
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
- What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke |
1223 |
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| 25 |
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
- Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke |
1353 |
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| 26 |
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke |
1369 |
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| 27 |
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
- More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke |
1296 |
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