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Celebrities Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Movie Ratings Explained
- G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke
558 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Three wishes
- It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a...Read the whole joke
518 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
- Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...Read the whole joke
588 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Sinatra's Obituary
- Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."...Read the whole joke
505 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke
483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
- Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds....Read the whole joke
549 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke
660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
- What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...Read the whole joke
576 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...Read the whole joke
486 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...
- What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke
670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
- What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke
556 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
- What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke
588 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
- Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke
594 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke
544 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
- What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke
536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
- How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke
510 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke
529 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
- What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke
580 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
- Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke
516 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...
- Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke
475 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
- What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke
530 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
- Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke
626 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
- More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke
557 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 670 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 660 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 626 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
- Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 594 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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