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Movie Ratings Explained - G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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Three wishes - It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a...Read the whole joke |
1232 |
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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead... - Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...Read the whole joke |
1271 |
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4 |
Sinatra's Obituary - Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."...Read the whole joke |
1223 |
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BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke |
1264 |
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10? - Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds....Read the whole joke |
1386 |
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What's black and white and comes in little cans? - What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke |
1421 |
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? - What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...Read the whole joke |
1255 |
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9 |
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant... - Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...Read the whole joke |
1164 |
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What trivial fact about Mel Blanc... - What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke |
1244 |
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated... - If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke |
1457 |
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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over? - What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? - What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke |
1285 |
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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks... - Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...Read the whole joke |
1305 |
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What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? - What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke |
1361 |
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? - What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke |
1248 |
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What was the last thing Di said to Dodi? - What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? - What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? - How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke |
1214 |
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? - How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke |
1205 |
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? - What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? - Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke |
1258 |
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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned... - Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke |
1241 |
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What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? - What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke |
1220 |
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What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? - Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke |
1350 |
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IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS - IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke |
1366 |
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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson - More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused ...Read the whole joke |
1295 |
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