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Title |
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1 |
Who's got long blonde hair and big tits... - Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke |
719 |
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2 |
Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? - Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke |
720 |
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3 |
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? - Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke |
746 |
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4 |
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? - What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke |
672 |
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5 |
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? - Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....Read the whole joke |
783 |
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6 |
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? - What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent...Read the whole joke |
713 |
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7 |
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? - What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke |
641 |
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8 |
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? - What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary ...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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9 |
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? - What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke |
855 |
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10 |
Iraqi TV Guide - Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke |
758 |
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11 |
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? - What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke |
656 |
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12 |
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of... - Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke |
699 |
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13 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? - What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
666 |
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14 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop... - I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke |
650 |
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15 |
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? - Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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16 |
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? - Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke |
677 |
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17 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke |
625 |
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18 |
A definition of God - A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
688 |
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19 |
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with... - Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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20 |
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter... - Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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21 |
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke |
803 |
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22 |
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what... - Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke |
782 |
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23 |
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? - What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke |
684 |
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24 |
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? - Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke |
743 |
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25 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making... - Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke |
771 |
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26 |
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? - Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke |
664 |
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27 |
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock... - Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke |
637 |
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