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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...
- Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 2 |
Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
- Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 3 |
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke |
741 |
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| 4 |
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
- What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke |
665 |
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| 5 |
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
- Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....Read the whole joke |
780 |
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| 6 |
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
- What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 7 |
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
- What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke |
637 |
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| 8 |
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
- What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary ...Read the whole joke |
705 |
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| 9 |
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
- What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke |
850 |
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| 10 |
Iraqi TV Guide
- Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 11 |
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
- What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke |
653 |
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| 12 |
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
- Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 13 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
660 |
|
| 14 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke |
646 |
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| 15 |
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke |
723 |
|
| 16 |
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
- Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke |
673 |
|
| 17 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke |
621 |
|
| 18 |
A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
684 |
|
| 19 |
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke |
669 |
|
| 20 |
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
- Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke |
690 |
|
| 21 |
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke |
800 |
|
| 22 |
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...
- Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke |
777 |
|
| 23 |
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
- What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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| 24 |
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke |
739 |
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| 25 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke |
767 |
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| 26 |
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
- Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke |
660 |
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| 27 |
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
- Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke |
633 |
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