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Celebrities Jokes

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1 Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...
- Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? S...Read the whole joke
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2 Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
- Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke
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3 Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke
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4 What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
- What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke
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5 Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
- Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....Read the whole joke
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6 What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
- What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
- What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke
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8 What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
- What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary ...Read the whole joke
325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
- What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Iraqi TV Guide
- Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke
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11 What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
- What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke
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12 Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
- Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke
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13 What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke
304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke
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15 Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
- Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke
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17 Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke
274 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke
295 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke
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20 Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
- Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke
331 Rating:0 | Voted:10
22 Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...
- Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke
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23 What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
- What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke
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24 Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke
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25 Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke
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26 What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
- Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke
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27 What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
- Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke
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1 If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke
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2 What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke
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3 IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 799 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke
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5 What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
- Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke
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