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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? - Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...Read the whole joke |
828 |
 |
2 |
What's stiff and excites women? - Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke |
711 |
 |
3 |
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair? - Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke |
716 |
 |
4 |
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... - A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke |
788 |
 |
5 |
Do the math - The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke |
733 |
 |
6 |
Stick your tongue out... - Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke |
684 |
 |
7 |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... - A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke |
724 |
 |
8 |
Good news and bad news - The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke |
794 |
 |
9 |
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams... - Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke |
808 |
 |
10 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor... - I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
804 |
 |
11 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? - Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke |
826 |
 |
12 |
Michael Jackson and the doctor... - Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...Read the whole joke |
697 |
 |
13 |
Solve the riddle - Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...Read the whole joke |
783 |
 |