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Celebrities Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
- Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...Read the whole joke
422 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What's stiff and excites women?
- Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke
284 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stick your tongue out...
- Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke
280 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke
374 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke
398 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke
404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke
430 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Michael Jackson and the doctor...
- Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...Read the whole joke
313 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Solve the riddle
- Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...Read the whole joke
367 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke
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2 What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke
Celebrities Jokes 868 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke
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4 What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke
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5 What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
- Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...Read the whole joke
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