| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
- Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...Read the whole joke |
798 |
 |
| 2 |
What's stiff and excites women?
- Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke |
679 |
|
| 3 |
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke |
689 |
|
| 4 |
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke |
758 |
|
| 5 |
Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke |
703 |
|
| 6 |
Stick your tongue out...
- Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke |
655 |
|
| 7 |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke |
693 |
|
| 8 |
Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke |
763 |
|
| 9 |
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke |
778 |
|
| 10 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
776 |
|
| 11 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke |
795 |
|
| 12 |
Michael Jackson and the doctor...
- Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...Read the whole joke |
670 |
|
| 13 |
Solve the riddle
- Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...Read the whole joke |
754 |
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